Director : Francois Cloussaut
Writer : None Credited. Maybe Cloussaut?
Stars : Tammi Ann, Jon Dough, Laura Palmer, Anita Kelli, Melissa Hill, Kyle Stone, Frank Towers, Damian Michaels, Yves Balliat and several un-indentifable males.
PRIVATE FILM.
This film kicks supreme ass. I cannot say enough good things about it. Firstly, to avoid repeating myself over & over again, the technical level here is very high indeed in all the scenes. The lighting is always fantastic, the video quality is the most crisp I've seen since "New Wave Hookers 4", the make-up is great, the camera-work also was impressive and even the special FX (of which there are several) worked well. So, now I've got all that out the way, what actually happens that makes this so good??? Well, it's like this...
We begin with a scenic shot of a (very) green forest and a wild flowing river. The camera slowly pans round to reveal a boat hire store on the bank of the river and three very lovely young ladies (Melissa Hill, Anita Kelli and Tammi Ann (YUM!)) standing outside, waiting for their equally lovely companion, Laura Palmer, to finish paying for their boat. Cut to inside the shack where Laura is in the process of a tough negociation (sp) for the cost of the boat (READ : She's screwing the boat guy, Kyle Stone). I have to say that the only other time I've seen Ms Palmer was in Patrick Collins' "Bottom Dweller 33 1/3" where she was credited as "Petra" and was somewhat unimpressive to say the least. As it happens, it seems that it was just in that movie where she looked gross, plastic, sweaty and uninterested, as here she is FANTASTIQUE! She looks great and begins the scene with a passionate, wet BJ on Kyle, before breaking into some very well-lit missionary sex on the table. The best part of this is the sunlight coming through the windows of the shack which makes for a very artistic effect. We soon swap round to some doggie, during which we get lots of very nice full body shots and the impression that both partners are having fun (they smile a lot). The camera man is obviously European as we never once get a shot from a 90 degree angle, the camera is always tilted in an arty kind of way. But anyway, the best is still to come (we think). Laura gets up, Kyle lies down and they begin a Reverse-Cowgirl (YAY!). Unfortunately, he can't hold it in any longer and after about a minute he cums on her crotch, cutting that part of the scene a little too short. There's a lot of erotic post-blast playing with the fluids from Laura before we finally fade out.
And now the opening credits roll! No joke, that whole thing was just a pre-credits sequence! Not bad, 'ay? Anyhow, during the credits we get lots of shots of the girls paddling down the river in their boat while talking to each other about how good their holiday is going to be. It must be said here that ALL the ladies present look absolutely stunning in some fabulous make-up, and they all seem to have nice personalities too, especially Tammi Ann who can't stop smiling and laughing. Lovely girl... So, eventually they come on-shore (if that's the right phrase) and decide to do a little exploring around the rocks and forests that lie around the river. Tammi decides not to go and stays behind to have a bit of sun-bathing...
Cut now to four ugly guys, lead by Jon Dough, who have come out into the forests to do some hunting. One guy looks like Eddie Munster (I think this is Damian Michaels) and the other two are pretty nondescript except for the fact that one is blond and the other is dark. Anyhow, they haven't had much luck with their hunting in the last few days and are looking to head off home, soon. Then they hear a noise from the woods and Eddie Munster goes to investigate while Jon has a 'Nam flashback of some sort, obviously to signify that he's a veteran and he's been through a traumatic experience. It also signifies that the film has a budget, as there's lots of machine gun fire and cool stuff like that...
So, back to Tammi Ann Cut now to Jon and his two pals wondering where Damian (who turns out
to be Jon's brother) has gone. Obviously they set out looking for him
and Jon does a spot of chronic over-acting upon discovering the dead
body. They find some ladies underwear on the ground and establish that
it "must have been a bitch that killed him"! It seems that Jon's
character has a sociopathic loathing of women because the one woman
he loved got gunned down in 'Nam. So Jon sets the plan down that they
hunt the girls, scare the girls, fuck the girls then kill the girls.
The dark-haired bad guy seems all for this in a big way, but the other
guy doesn't seem to like the idea.
Day turns into night and we get lots of shots of Jon and pals stalking
the girls along the river-bank and lots of lovely views of the girls
swimming naked in the river (Verrry nice). After a while, the girls
wander off somewhere and the guys break into their camp, stealing
their clothes and supplies. The girls return and are scared to death,
knowing that someone has been here and someone is stalking them. Not
to worry though... They make their way to an army outpost of some
kind where the jolly French guard Yves Balliat is standing around
with a gun in his hand. So, naturally you would think that having
found civilisation the girls would alert the authorities or call for
help in one way or another. Logical, no? But porn films aren't
reknown for their logic so the plan is that Anita and Melissa "distract"
the guard, while Tammi and Laura steal a bag of clothing (no weapons
or anything).
Thus we are treated to Scene number 3. Yves is casually minding his
own business when he is approached by two very attractive naked women.
Obviously, they break into a three way screw. We begin with some
fellatio from both women, then he does a standing-screw with Melissa
for awhile as Anita just stands around looking pretty in the background.
After a bit of this, we get the real good stuff with a GREAT reverse
cowgirl on Anita, before returning to Melissa for some spooning and
some doggie. Another hot scene, with both girls looking great, my
only objection being that Anita seems wasted here. She does RC for a
few minutes, but the rest of the time just stands around doing nothing.
But anyway, the scene ends with an okay oral cumshot, with a bit going
into both girls' mouths.
The girls, now dressed to the nines in tres cool army gear (very
sexy),
continue paddling upstream, trying to get away from the bad guys. Jon
shoots a crossbow arrow into their boat and they get scared and speed
off. The blond guy who's with Jon now makes it clear that he wants no
part of this, thus he walks off. Now it's night again and the blond
chap appears in the girls' camp. At first they are wary of him, but
soon he makes it clear that he means them no harm and wants to help
them, because he feels it would be sad to see such beautiful women
get killed. So, in return for him finding out what Dough's next moves
are, they all decide to screw him in a magnificent 5-way scene. I have
to say that I admire the Hell outta this guy for managing this. I
doubt I could have lasted more than a minute in his situation. We begin
with all four ladies crawling all over him, sucking and licking whatever
they can get their hands on, before the scene becomes a little more
controlled. Anita and Laura do a GREAT double BJ on him, while Melissa
and Tammi pair off for a SUPERB g/g scene in the background. Tammi seems
to be having a lot of fun and that's a good thing, as she makes lots of
noise and does much squirming. After a satisfactory amount of this, the
girls all swap places, leaving Tammi to get doggied by the Guy, Melissa
and Laura doing a hot 69 screw and Anita... well, she just... erm, well
she just kinda stands around for awhile not really doing much, as she
did in the last scene. Tammi's part is probably the best bit as she is
VERY enthusiastic and seems almost uncontrollably into it. (She's also
absolutely mind-numbingly beautiful, but I've said that enough times
already.) I forget if there's anymore position changes (I got sick of
taking notes) but it ends with an interesting four-way facial. The
girls all kneel down in a semi-circle in front of his cock and he
dribbles a bit into Melissa and Anita's mouths, before the camera pans
away into the distance...
Now, returning (from the bathroom) to the plot, Jon now decides that
today will be the day when he kills all the girls. Thus, the blond
guy rushes off to the camp to warn them of it. They hatch a cunning
plan.... Blondie (or whatever his name is) drags Laura and Anita into
Jon's camp, claiming that he regained his senses and realized that
raping and killing the girls was the best thing to do. Jon dances
around like a lunatic for awhile, rejoycing in the fact that he's
captured his prey, then it's dicks out all round for some serious
screwing. Also, technically speaking, this is NC sex it's not nearly
as violent or hard-to-endorse as the Tammi Ann rape scene earlier on.
It is, however, blisteringly hot. We start with Anita giving the two
anons a BJ, while Jon screws Laura doggie-style against a tree. Laura
and Jon don't change position for awhile, but after a bit, Anita gets
doggied by the blond guy while sucking the other guy's dick. All of
a sudden, everyone swaps round and now Laura's with the two anons and
Jon's pounding into Anita. The Laura part of this scene is amazing as
she does a BRILLLLIANT reverse-cowgirl on the ground with one guy, while
sucking the other guy off. Very hot indeed. She is rather enthusiastic
and looks so good it's hard to believe that she's the same girl as in
"Bottom
Dweller 3". Jon squirts his (fairly voluminous) load into
Anita's fashion-model face and the other two shoot off all over Laura's
face and breasts. A fine scene to be sure...
As soon as everyone's cum, Tammi and Melissa pop up from the bushes
toting the guy's crossbows and start shouting and screaming at them.
Eventually, the guys run off, scared to death, as the girls explain
that the hunted have now become the hunters.... Now we get some more
'Nam flashbacks from Jon, in which his oriental girlfriend is shot
dead, just in case you haven't already got the idea that he's crazy
as fuck. Further evidence of this is in order when he slits his own
hand with a knife, for no reason at all except to show off some
flashy special FX.
Dawn breaks. Jon and his boys are running across a wooden bridge that
leads to the other side of the river, where there lies a village.
They almost make it across but then Jon has a mental fit and starts
shouting, allowing the girls to catch up with them. Tammi looks great
with a crossbow and I found myself cheering out loud as she shot down
Jon and his pal. However, Jon's not quite dead... He jumps up, pulls
a pistol from his pocket and aims it at Melissa! OH NO! Luckily, the
other three girls all open fire on him at once and shoot God only
knows how many arrows into him. Talk about bloody! I'm amazed that
this one got into the US uncut... Phewweee. Anyway, it's all over now
and the girls wander off into the village, looking worn out from their
adventure.
Cut to Melissa and the Blond Guy relaxing in the sauna. They mumble
something about it taking a long time to get over this ordeal. Now
would have been a perfect time to end the movie. However, Private
obviously don't agree, as the two of them leave the sauna, enter the
garden of some house and join in a HUGE orgy. Waste of tape...
Reasons : 1) It's got nothing to do with the plot and doesn't fit in
with the style of the rest of the film, 2) it's badly shot (aren't
they all?) and 3) they even went as far as to put Kyle Stone AND Yves
Balliat, two guys who had already played characters in the movie, into
the action! Crazy. But to be fair, there are some very hot moments in
there, but they all roll by very quickly and it's hard to tell who's
who in the vast writhing of flesh. The highlights include a great
piledriver screw on Laura P, a nice anal of Tammi Ann (aren't they all
nice when she's involved?) and I think that Melissa may get analled
here too, by Yves, but it's hard to tell. There's a few butt cum
shots, an oral shot on some unknown and unattractive Euro-girl and a
nice facial on Tammi Ann. The whole thing ends with a nice shot of
Tammi showing her lovely eyes to the camera, before we cut away from
the orgy into a forest again, where two new girls come along and ask
if they can hire a boat.....
Overall, this movie is amazing. It's the first (and AFAIK only) porn
interpretation of "The Most Dangerous Game", which is always a good
story to base a movie on, it has a strong plot, some cracking action
sequences, VCR-melting sex, beautiful women, some good acting (even
by Dough) and, of course, Tammi Ann, who adds a certain something to
ANY movie. I also got a kick of that Yves Balliat guy. He seems like
quite a funny guy. He grins a lot and makes some silly noises during
sex. Not to mention his yelling of "CUM! CUM! CUM!" in a French accent
just before he shoots his load. Why can't the Americans have more male
stars like him?
Anyhow, a must-see, must-rent, must-buy "A" class movie, recommended
to anyone (except couples, it's a bit too violent and misogynistic)
for a bit of fine filth. As it's the best film I've seen yet in 1996,
I'll give it a very strong 3.85 on the Imperial Scale and stamp it
with my whole-hearted recommendation. If you've not seen it, you should
go out today and buy a copy.
Happy viewing!
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