The Director Reviews... Flesh for Fantasy

Cast:

Lisa Ann, Jonathan Morgan, Ariana, Tom Byron, Rebecca Bardoux, Kiss, TT Boy, Napoleon, Alex Sanders, Jim Enright, Jace Rocker, J.B., Pepe Le Peew

A typical girl hates boy, girl gets sucked back in time to 13th century England, boy rescues girl, girl fucks boy story.

Our movie opens with Jon Morgan playing some D&D-like computer games. Dresses for success boss, Beth, walks in on him and chasites him for wasting company time. She gives him a huge assignment which will keep him at the office very very late.

She goes home, changes into something more comfortable, and is whisked away to the 13th Century by a strange force.

Jon realizes that Beth may be in trouble (it makes sense in the movie, I'm skimming here to get to the sex) and goes to her apartment, where he too is whisked back to the olden days.

Lisa Ann/TT Boy

Our first scene commences after Lisa Ann is sucked back to Merry Olde England. She has to fight her way past the Black Knight, who proves to be easily distracted. This scene, like all others to come, follows the same formula: blow job, cunninglingus, position1, position2, facial.

In this case, position one was a RC (very nice!) followed by a doggie. The facial (like all others) was out of nowhere. TT is thrusting wildly then all of a sudden, as if clairvoyant, Lisa Ann turns around, flips her hair out the way, and takes a shot on the cheek. She appears to be a cum-dodger at heart, but takes on for the team.

Ariana/Tom Byron

Ariana was turned into a rat by the evil wizard Zoltar (or some such name). He turns her back into a person because he needs help controlling Princess Beth (Lisa Ann) and I guess he needs to get laid.

So, the line up is: BJ, 'lingus, doggie, Ariana on top, concluding with a BJ so the facial is a bit more motivated. Ariana, no cum-dodger, is able to get Tom off but mid-cumshot he puts his hand into the mix and finishes up.

Kiss/Rebecca Bardoux/Alex Sanders

Jon meets up with some wenches who are waiting for Prince Valiant (Alex Sanders). Jon introduces himself as "Sir Herschel from the Land of Cleve" and asks for Valiant's help. OK, says the Prince, but not before he fucks those two comely lasses.

Kiss' accent adds a slight air of authenticity to the environs (which appear to be a Medieval Times restaurant somewhere in the Valley). Since we're adding another girl into the mix, you'd think the sex would be different... not so.

The gals blow Alex. He then eats Kiss while she eats out Rebecca. Then he fucks Kiss whilst she eats Rebecca. Then he nails Rebecca doggie style and cums on or about her doggie style bush. (Then strangely, after he cums, it cuts back to him (pre-cumshot) yelling "now!" and then back to the post-cumshot cuddle. Odd.)

Ariana/TT Boy

Proving that standing guard is not one of his strong suits, the Black Knight is beckoned away from his post by the also black-clad Ariana. So we have the blow job, the 'lings, the doggie then the standing mish (with her leg on his shoulder... how flexible!) and Ariana, also displaying mind reading skills, then drops to her knees so TT can jerk onto her face.

I guess the Black Knight can project his cumshots onto his partner's minds... then faces...

We then have quite a bit more plot as Valiant and Herschel try and enter the castle. Of course, there is the Monty Python "I fart in your general direction" banter as they try and get inside.

Napoleon, in some kooky mask, throws some sand into Lisa Ann's eyes so she'll think he's tall and handsome and blow him. We never really see the blowjob, just her lifting his loincloth/kilt and the rocking head motion...

Finally, there is a big swordfight and the dark knight is vanquished and Lisa Ann and Jon can go home... to bed.

Lisa Ann/Jon Morgan

What a coincidence, they travel through time only to get dumped into her bed! All that inter-dimensional travel got her horny, so they fuck.

In a pleasant deviation, he eats her first, then she blows him, then we get her on top, then a quick mish and he copiously cums on her box.

I liked this movie! Yes, it was predictable, but that is almost what I liked about it. The script was funny, though overplayed by Jon Morgan (as usual). Everyone else was very good. Lisa Ann looked GREAT throughout the whole thing. Her breasts resemble Celeste's so they are far from offensive in the implant department.

The sex was by the numbers, but that didn't lessen the attractiveness of the performers or the quality of the capture. This didn't look like it was shot for the Spice market, though it is exactly the type of stuff that ends up there.

This is the first I've seen Lisa Ann, since I became enchanted with her at ECVS. I went out to find some of her stuff. Sadly, most of her work appears to be directed by FJ Lincoln, and I won't go near his stuff. I did rent Dark's Flesh (not as bad as I was led to believe) and she looked equally yummy; but my copy had a very annoying tear down the top side of the picture, so someone who rents from my store needs to get their heads adjusted. :-(

I would call this a couples movie. There was no anal and really no g/g action, so girlfriends may not be put off by it. The performers were all attractive, and there was more story than usual. Of course, there's Morgan's over-acting which will turn some off, but it is more than compensated for by Tom Byron, Ariana and Alex Sanders' abilities.

On the Imperial Scale, I say a solid 3.00