From: Joey Markham <[email protected]>
Subject: REVIEW: "XXX Channel"
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 97 08:56:21
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XXX CHANNEL
director: F.J. Lincoln. Video Team, 1996.
running time: 77 mins.
cast: Marylin Star, Ruby, Sindee Coxx, Tabitha Stevens, Julie Rage, Sophia Ferrari, Colt Steele, John Decker, David Hardman, Jay Ashley, Vivce Voyeur, Tom Byron.
rating: 6 out of 10 stars (Imperial rating: 2.50 / 4.00)
It seems there's a triple-X channel on television that plays soap operas with a sexual twist; on real soaps they play out sensual lovemaking scenes but the soaps on THIS channel go the whole nine yards (or inches, more like it). Marylin, Ruby, Sindee, and Tabitha really enjoy watching them and feel like they benefit from what they see, using some of the techniques in their personal sex lives. The girls first watch some 'drama' unfold on one show with Sophia and Colt, then Ruby and Tabitha take off and have their own fun (joined in later by John) while Marylin and Sindee keep eachother company in a bathtub. The next day, they watch another soap romance develop between Julie and two guys (David and Jay) and that gets the four ladies so hungry they decide to order pizzas, eventually getting it on with the two delivery boys (Vince and Tom). The movie ends in a way that suggests what we've been watching the whole time was actually one of the soaps on the XXX channel. The end.
First scene has foreign Ferrari and brawny Steele standing by a fireplace, caressing eachother. I only find Sophia marginally attractive. She has shoulder length frizzy dark hair and a boobjob. Colt has a mane of long dark hair, a goatee and beard, and has the look of a lumberjack. Sophia gives him a pretty sloppy blowjob and seems right at home servicing him as she's down on her knees. He eats her pussy and she only becomes vocal when he sticks his finger inside of her. They do a mish and doggy anal (that starts off with a really extreme close-up). Next thing you know, we just see a shot of them from the side doing doggy for a few minutes then he pulls out and cums in her mouth. Because of the cut from anal penetration to a side view of doggy, who knows if he was really in her ass for the last few minutes (we aren't sure this is an ass-to-mouth). An ok scene, but maybe the crackling fire in the fireplace provided more heat.
Next up, Marylin and Sindee in a bathtub. This is eventually intercut with Ruby and Tabitha going at it. Pretty little, navel-pierced Marylin is quite the enthusiastic muff muncher! She spits on and gobbles up Coxx's pussy (doesn't that sound weird :-) and Sindee returns the favour, bringing Star to a quivering orgasm. Some toys are introduced and Marylin really gives it to Sindee. Miss Coxx sports her set of implants here (that look just a little too heavy for her frame) and she also has a big tattoo on the back of her left shoulder (of what, I don't know). Ruby and Tabitha don't really heat it up much. They are sitting outside in a pool and doing eachother sensually. Tabitha Stevens is a dirty blonde who is not to be confused for the starlet of the same name from 7-8 years ago. This girl has long straight hair, implants, and a very toothy smile. Ruby's a mature looking (late 20's?) redhead also with a boobjob and is pretty in a simple sort of way - I think it'd be cute if she went for the name Ruby Red. Anyhow, John Decker comes walking along and joins them. They give him a double blowjob, he mishes Ruby (who isn't responsive at first, but near the end of it she shuts her eyes tightly and writhes intensely), doggies Tabitha (boring), then cums on her ass. The g/g with Marylin and Sindee is the hotter segment of the two.
Julie Rage is next up, doing David and Jay outdoors on a hammock. She has a very hard-edged look that's topped off with a boobjob, navel pierce, bald pussy, and short bleached blonde hair. She's kind of raunchy, in a Sally Layd sort of way. She sucks David's cock in a lewd manner as Jay goes behind and spits on her holes and fingers her pussy. He rims her ass with his tongue and plugs it later in a double penetration sequence after each guy has a turn in her hot box. She seems to love being double plugged and takes it for a few minutes before they cum on her ass. These three put on a decent show for those who just want to watch a typically smutty sex scene.
Finally, there's an orgy sequence that starts with two girls on one guy. It eventually turns into a 'fuck whichever girl's closest to you' bang-athon. The highlight is Ruby's intense writhing screams during her doggy with Tom (who has really short hair and a small goatee). Her yelps almost sound as if she's being torn apart! Sindee is submissive most of the way through, mostly being mished by Vince. Tabitha does a nice but brief reverse cowgirl on Vince as well and when Voyeur's big dick takes a peep through Marylin's legs, he slips on a rubber first. Tom spends most of his time doing Ruby, but he ends up giving Tabitha a facial (a dull colored wall in the background makes it difficult to see the cumshot, but we do see a load drip down her face and even one leap over her head and trickle down her hair). Marylin's a horny tart, going back and forth between slurping on Vince's dick and lapping away at Sindee's hot pussy. She does get his load on her face but she keeps her mouth shut most of the time (not to mention it's presented in slow-motion).
CONCLUSION: A cheesy storyline with big boobed women and semi-hot sex that's fairly well captured half of the time, there's no real saving grace for this one. It's just your typical one-day wonder shot with good quality. Marylin Star has a very pretty face and a surprisingly wanton sexual attitude. Ruby's a fairly new starlet who should have no problem snagging up movie roles (though this video doesn't showcase any special talents she may have - her presence and appeal just seem genuinely friendly enough). Sindee and Tabitha are cute, but don't shine that bright here and Julie Rage is a hardcore raincoater's dream come true. "XXX Channel" is nothing great as far as XXX movies go, but it's hot in spots and will appeal to some because of its sexual content.
Joey Markham
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