When I first saw the box cover for this movie (which has M - also known as
Emily or Emily Hill - posing in white lingerie, holding a bouquet of flowers
and wearing a veil) I was first reminded of Holly Ryder. Upon watching the
movie, however, they barely look the same (perhaps in some longshot angles
she does look a little like Holly). M starts the movie off (rather the first
three scenes) with her natural breasts that were just about average sized.
A bit past halfway though the movie we see her in a girl/girl scene with
Marilyn Martyn and her boobs are suddenly bigger (so her getting the boob job
had nothing to do with the plot) and I must admit, if I had not seen her
pre-boob job, I probably would have thought they were real. For those of you
who haven't seen M, she's a curly-haired dirty blonde who sometimes speaks
with an accent (Texan?) and whose boob job looks similar to those of Sierra
and Sarah Jane Hamilton (and, like most cases, unnecessary). She performs
with enough charisma that I'd place her on a list of 'nasty female performers'.
I'm sure M has a legion of fans that will keep on growing and this movie
showcases her talents well enough.
WEDDING VOWS
director: Studley Lamont, 1994 Zane
rating: 3.10
- M, Danny Demeato
- M, Ron Jeremy (blowjob only)
- M (dp, tp, dpp), Danny Demeato, Ron Jeremy, Rick Masters, David Hardman,
Steve Austin, Don Fernando
- M, Marilyn Martyn (dildo-anal, dp:dick/dildo), Michael J. Cox
- M, Rebecca Wild, Victoria Andrews (dildo-anal)
A wedding is about to take place in a couple of days and the bride-to-be,
M, is sitting at home in the company of her soon-to-be-husband's best friend,
Danny Demeato (who looks nothing at all like Danny Devito, their only
similarity being both Italian). "Sam", the groom-to-be, does not appear at
all except at the very end when the wedding takes place (we only see his
back). Anyhow, M invites Danny to sit beside her on the couch and when she
places her hand on his crotch, Danny immediately pushes her away and tells
her to stop. "I'm Sam's best friend," he says, "not to mention I'm going to
be his best man!". M replies, "Well, maybe you can be my best man right
now!". M carries on about how much of a dead fuck Sam is and that she's
marrying him only for his money. Danny gives in and M starts going down on
him.
After a ho-hum blowjob (the highlight being M squeezing a bit of milk
from both breasts onto Danny's otherwise limp dick) and a ho-hum pussy
lick, they immediately proceed to fucking like animals. M lays on her
back while Danny pounds into her fast. Danny has an average build but
has the dick of a fully erect John Wayne Bobbitt (pre-operation, that
is). Thank goodness they don't focus on him too long, or rather, this
scene ended quickly. They fuck in the missionary position the whole
time and when Danny cums, he does it inside of her; the camera cuts to
different shots, so we don't really see him orgasming inside of her,
he just pulls out afterwards and we get a close-up of M sticking two
fingers in herself, penetrating (you can see the cum on her fingers as
she pulls out, then sticks back in) and a little bit of cum drips out.
A totally unrelated scene suddenly commences: M is giving Ron Jeremy a
blowjob outdoors.
It looks like they're in someone's backyard, sitting on some weird
couch. If you can't stand Ron Jeremy then FF this scene, but M does
give him good head. She even looks into the camera a few times for
those of you who like the fantasy of the starlet looking like she's
servicing you. Ron cums in her mouth but she spits it out. I don't
know, for some reason I get the feeling this cumshot was faked; the
cum just looked too gooey to be real.
Back to M's house. A whole group of guys sit naked on a couch, stroking
themselves. M enters and Danny tells her, "Well, here you are M. All the
fucking for a fuck queen". She says, "Well, I dunno, this looks like a
buffet to me!" and she digs right in.
Perhaps you can FF through the blowjobs she gives the guys one by one
because it's nothing really special (she squirts more milk again, this
time on David Hardman's cock). She lays on a mattress afterwards while
David and Rick Masters go down on her, tonguing her clit and ass. A
few other guys surround her face as she continues giving blowjobs. Ron
Jeremy's the first guy to penetrate M's hot box. He cums way too soon
(on her pussy) then heads back to the couch where he actually falls
asleep (a few times, in the background, you can see Ron's off to
slumberland). Danny's next to give M 'da meat' (still in the mish
position). Panning up to M's face, another guy cums on her mouth (but
all the guys, except Ron, are still active in the gangbang so perhaps
this scene was a two-day shoot or that was a faked cumshot). Next, the
guys lift M's butt in the air and begin DP'ing her (the guys standing
up, sort of crouching over). M begs to be fucked harder and good camera
angles capture the action well. When M screams, she sort of has a
scratchy voice that makes her sound in pain but once she starts begging
for more, you just know she's loving every minute of it. Next, Hardman
lays on the mattress and M climbs on top of him. Masters goes behind
her for a double-pussy penetration. More guys surround her face for
blowjobs and once Masters plugs her ass for a DP, M screams even louder.
Hardman quickly pulls out, cums and sticks it back inside her pussy,
furiously slamming her. Now M's screams sound like a rabid animal!
Minutes later, Rick pulls out, cums, then Don Fernando takes over. Don
starts fucking her fast and his dick slips out, a shot of cum gushes out
from M's ass (probably an internal shot from Rick because Don doesn't
cum just yet). A few more ferocious minutes of DP action sends Don to
cum all over her ass. They switch positions again and Steve Austin
finally gets his turn, fucking M mish-style, but then we suddenly see
Rick fucking her again. Final cumshots include her chest getting
plastered as well as a bit on her chin and in her hair. By the end of
it, M looks a little tired but unhappy that it's over.
We immediately cut to M and Marilyn Martyn, at Marilyn's place (?).
Both girls are on a couch with M rubbing her tit up and down Marilyn's
pussy (and squirts a single drop of milk). Then Marilyn gets eaten out
from behind, M then licking her asshole and thumb-fucking her pussy.
Michael J. Cox enters the room and tells them, "You guys started without
me, huh?", but wastes no time catching up, unbuttoning his shirt and
tasting M's pussy. The girls sit him down and share his cock in a
gentle sucking session. At one point, Marilyn's spitting out cum from
sucking him, but it didn't look like he orgasmed because he wasn't even
stroked off, Marilyn just suddenly has cum oozing out of her mouth and
dripping down his shaft (weird). Anyhow, Michael doggies M while she
munches on Marilyn's muff again. The girls are smiling and giggling
and Michael pounds faster, pulling out (after 2 or 3 minutes) and
cumming (definitely faked - what's the purpose of all these fake
cumshots?) on M (two small drops that he smears on her ass cheek).
The girls get down on the floor in a 69, and M (who's on top), takes a
dildo and inserts it in Marilyn (it's one of those toys with a plastic
pump connected to it). M pumps it up and Marilyn writhes as both M
and Michael grab her feet and start licking and sucking her toes. M
eventually pulls out the inflated toy from Marilyn and it's about as
thick as a coke bottle (not the neck part). Then Marilyn goes on all
fours and M anally inserts the toy (which is back to normal size).
They pump it up and Marilyn screams, but Michael tries to cleverly
pretend he's pulling it out from her (which is overly inflated again)
by putting one hand over her butt and yanking it up with the other
hand (the toy sliding up against his palm). The camera angle may get
some viewers to think it's really happening, but it really isn't.
Next up, M straps one on and Marilyn is DP'd (with Michael in her ass).
A few more minutes, then Michael pulls out and cums (for real this
time) all over her ass. They thank him for taking part in their sexual
escapade and he says, "Thanks for the invite. Anytime!".
We immediately cut to M, Rebecca Wild and Victoria Andrews.
Ok, so I thought the previous scene took place at Marilyn's - this
lesbian threeway also takes place in the same room (and at least I
*think* I'm sure the first and third scenes took place at M's.. ah well,
it doesn't matter, you'll just be watching this for the sex, right?).
Anyhow, the girls are wearing very little (panties, nylons, heels or
bras) and are fondling eachother. The girls lick eachother's pussies
in an array of positions (M doing her thumb-fuck/ass lick on Victoria).
Then M and Victoria bump pussies while M extends her leg out and toe-
fucks Rebecca (very briefly). Next up, Rebecca and M share a double-
headed dildo while Victoria masturbates. Then Rebecca slips on a
rubber glove and fingers Victoria anally, preparing her for a dildo
entry curtesy of M (once again using the double-headed dildo in herself
at the same time). Victoria takes it in stride, seeming to enjoy it.
This scene could have used more raunch and enthusiasm but it is still
decent. It was probably just me, but Rebecca's boobs looked a little
bigger. Andrews is still natural, thankfully.
At the end of their bout, Victoria tells M that she won't get hot sex like
they just had once she gets married. Rebecca adds that "Sam" doesn't have
what it takes to satisfy M and she replies, "Yeah he does, he's got a big
fat juicy bank account". The girls laugh.
The wedding. All we see is the priest (I think this may be Studley Lamont
since his name is credited among the cast and many directors make brief
appearances in some of their videos anyhow) and "Sam" and M standing before
him. As the shot pans out, we notice a guy's (Danny Demeato?) hand pressed
up against M's butt. We hear the priest give the same speech any other
priest would give ("Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...") and he
continues with: "Wedding vows are sacred vows. They are oaths, promises..
promises to have no others. Promises to be faithful. Always faithful..".
M turns around and winks at the camera (to us).
Not exactly the best video for real-life newlyweds to rent (unless you want
to have serious doubts about your marriage), "Wedding Vows" makes a
commitment to deliver raunchy, sleazy sex from people (and not just M) who
look happy to perform 'for the money' as well as for our entertainment
(minus that Ron Jeremy bit in the gang bang scene). Nicely edited and shot
on Betacam SP, it was a treat to be presented with a movie that did not
contain looping (ok, I did notice just the *teensiest* bit of looping in the
final scene) or any background glitches like hearing the director's voice
or something otherwise that is very annoying for a video that was most likely
shot in a day or two. As for M, if you like her a lot then - Mmmm! Waste
no time and get this tape! The other girls have looked better but performed
well enough. There are things in this movie that will suit all kinds of
interests: g/g, threeways (all-girl and 2 girls/1 guy), facials (however weak
for the most part), toys, a gang bang, dp, dpp, tp, lactation, toe sucking and
an internal cumshot, and even for those jaded viewers who think that once
you've seen one porno movie means you've seen them all, you may reconsider.
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