Positions Wanted

Date sent:        Fri, 6 Sep 1996 00:06:16 -0400 (EDT)
From:             Joey Markham 
To:               [email protected]
Subject:          REVIEW: "Positions Wanted" 



Now here's an interesting, older Vivid video that explores the world of 
sexual positions.  Our hostess, Cameo, introduces her friends to us who 
display their carnal knowledge of positions - but only two of the four scenes
are really different.  Jennifer Stewart and Tony Montana have a really sweaty
romp that will leave you breathless and both Cameo and (the late) Cal Jammer
have fun experimenting in their arousing bout.  You'll definitely want to
give some of these things a try if you're in the mood for something new.

*There was no director credited in the movie, but thanks to Peter van Aarle
who gave me the name that appeared in a review he read.


POSITIONS WANTED
director: Jeffrey Stevens, 1990.   Vivid.
cast: Cameo, Heather Hunter, Jennifer Stewart, Alicyn Sterling (=Mandy White),
 Rikki Lee (=Kama Sutra), Cal Jammer, Tony Montana, Jake Steed (=Tim Woodfield)

rating: 2.85/4.00

scenes:
- Cameo (introduction/masturbation)
- Heather Hunter, Alicyn Sterling
- Cameo (masturbation)
- Jennifer Stewart, Tony Montana
- Cameo (masturbation)
- Cameo, Cal Jammer
- Rikki Lee, Jake Steed


Cameo (looking very pretty, also natural breasted here) sits lazily on a 
couch with her legs spread as she lightly rubs her pussy with one finger and
talks to us.  She says that when a girl's horny and there's no one else 
around, she kind of has to take matters into her own hands - like she's 
doing.  "You probably think a girl like me could fuck all day long," she 
tells us, "You know what?  You're right.  That's because I know the secrets
- positions".  She says there must be a million of them, if not two million.
"I don't know.. I'm still counting", she smiles.  She continues to masturbate
for the camera then speaks again.  "I'm not talking your basic missionary,
doggie or cowgirl, I'm talking about.. well, why don't I just let some of my
friends demonstrate for you?".  That brings us to lesbianism and Cameo tells
us that a lot of men wonder what women do when they're together.  Then we cut
to her two friends Heather and Sherry (Heather Hunter and Alicyn Sterling).

Heather and Alicyn are sitting around and Heather talks about the fact that
she hasn't had an orgasm in three weeks.  She says she's fucked her secretary
at the office, a nurse at the doctor's office and even an all-girl rock band
but she still hasn't hit the big O.  Alicyn suggests that she fuck a guy, but
Heather retaliates by saying, "I'd rather die than fuck a guy" (but we all
know her better than that :-).  Anyhow, Alicyn thinks she has the answer to
Heather's problem and Heather says, "Oh really?  Show me" and Alicyn does
just that.

(SCENE 1): The scene starts off with very sensual kissing (with lots of 
tongue).  Heather slowly undresses Alicyn and starts to suck on her (then-
natural) breasts.  She works her way down to Alicyn's pussy and sucks on her
clit.  Then Alicyn has a taste of Heather.  After, they sit inches away from
eachother (almost pussy to pussy) while using a double-headed dildo together.
The girls are smiling, enjoying themselves.  Minutes later, they lose the 
dildo and go pussy to pussy (with some nice close-ups of the action).  
Finally, Heather sits on top of Alicyn (as if in the reverse cowgirl 
position).  They reach down and play with themselves or with eachother and
Heather starts to writhe in orgasm.  They kiss again and Alicyn asks, 
"Heather, did you cum?".  "Yeah, I did", Heather replies.  "I didn't", says
Alicyn.  "You didn't?", Heather asks unbelievably and they decide to go at it
again later with different positions.  By the way, this g/g scene also 
appeared in Vivid's other production "A Vision In Heather".

"Oh Cal!", Cameo calls out as she looks off in the distance, "Can you get me
some more batteries?" (as some of you know, Cameo and Cal used to date 
eachother back in the early '90s).  She's waving around a vibrator then turns
her attention back to us and discusses positions some more.  First, she 
mentions the missionary position and how a lot of people would think she'd 
be happy enough just getting it that way but she's quite the experimental 
one, like her friends Jennifer and Tony (Stewart and Montana respectively).
Cameo tells us that they used to do it in mish, then tried doggie and cowgirl
and soon enough they started making up their own positions.  "Jennifer even
learned how to deep throat", she adds, "which is quite an admirable quality.
I must try that myself one day".  So before we cut to the next scene, Cameo
masturbates with the vibrator for a few minutes as she closes her eyes and
sensually works it in and around her pussy.  (There are also faint sounds
coming from the next room as if another scene is being filmed).

Jennifer and Tony play best friends.  They're laying on a bed (she's naked)
and they talk about life in general.  Then Tony talks about sex and begins to
discuss a sexual problem he has, but hesitates.  Jennifer tells him that 
she's his best friend and he can tell her anything.  His problem is that he's
had sex with many women but he can't seem to cum no matter how hard he tries.
Jennifer thinks that perhaps he's uncomfortable around them and he agrees,
adding that the only girl he feels comfortable around is her.  "Well, why
don't you try it with me?", she asks.  Tony thinks for a bit then asks, "Are
you serious?".  "Of course I'm serious," she says, "I'm your best friend!
Who better to try it with than with your best friend?".  So they do it.

(SCENE 2): This has to be one of the hottest scenes Vivid has ever filmed.
They kiss and she licks his left nipple then slowly makes her way down his
body and starts giving him head.  She's quite sensual and deep throats him a
few times, even biting his head occasionally.  He begins to toe her clit (no
vaginal penetration) and she gets a bit wilder giving head.  They do a 69
and Tony tongue fucks Jennifer's asshole.  They roll over (with Tony on top)
and he picks himself up, doing a stand-up 69.  Tony remains standing and
Jennifer lays down, lifting her pussy up and they fuck (sort of like a stand-
up mish except Jen's laying down with her legs wrapped around Tony's thighs).
He grabs her feet and sticks his cock in between them, rubbing in and out.
Jen starts laughing heavily, feeling ticklish, but she becomes more sensitive
when he lowers himself down to suck on her toes and lick the bottom of her
feet.  They do a mish next with Tony eventually picking her up and holding
on to her ass she she wraps her arms around his neck.  He starts pounding
into her rapidly (hot!) then they go back down on the bed, continuing their
mish.  When they switch to doggie, Tony raises Jen's legs up around his ass
with her hands being the only support she has beneath her.  He really fucks
her hard, making her scream.  She definitely screams to her heart's content,
eventually biting down on a pillow.  A bit more powerfucking then she turns
over to suck him off (and deep throating again).  He pulls out, cums (some
hitting her mouth, most just dribbling down) and she continues to suck and
deep throat him.  Very, very hot scene!  Jennifer Stewart's wholesome 
personality (i.e. the kind of girl who looks like she wouldn't do porn) makes
this scene even more exciting to watch.

We cut back to Cameo, still fucking herself with the toy.  After a minute,
she sits up and tells us that we're probably wondering where she got all her
knowledge for positions and if she herself practices what she preaches.  "I
bet you're wondering what it would be like to stick your tongue so far up my
pussy you can lick my tonsils from the inside", she teases.  Then she tells
us about a friend of hers (Cal Jammer) and how both of them have become 
experts at fucking in extraordinary positions.  Before we cut to them, she
teases us again with more vibrator action.

Cameo and Cal play a married couple.  He's tired out from work, lazing on a
couch, and she's all dressed up and ready to go out.  She begs him to take
her out but he tells her they go out all the time.  Suddenly, she starts 
pulling his shirt out from his pants and straddles him.  Now, the only thing
she wants to do is have sex.

(SCENE 3): After giving Cal head, Cameo stands up and slowly undresses while
he strokes himself off, watching her.  Then they get into the first position
(and please bear with me here.  I don't know what to call some of these 
positions so I hope I'm about to describe them properly :-).  Let's see...
Cameo sits on the couch and raises her legs up almost touching her head.  Cal
steps up to her, putting one leg over her head and sticking his cock in her
pussy.  He's standing sort-of sideways as she does an almost pretzel pose.
Next, Cameo lays on the floor and puts her ass up on the couch while Cal 
stands over her (his back facing her) as he fucks her pussy.  Then they both
lay on the couch and do the scissors (they seem sort of cramped with hardly
any penetration - but hey, you gotta give them credit for trying something
not too commonly found in porn :-).  Finally, they do something standard -
the doggie.  Cameo really gets into it and reaches back with both arms,
pulling him into her with each thrust.  Now, they get into an almost stand-
up 69 (he's licking her pussy but she's facing the other way unable to suck
him).  Eventually, Cal sits down and Cameo must be getting a major bloodrush
to her head as she moans in ecstasy.  They attempt the same position they
did the second time around (her butt up on the couch as he penetrates her box
with his back facing her).  He turns around now, continues to fuck her a few
more moments and cums all over her pussy - sticking it back in and fucking
her again.  These two really rut it out many different ways but it's not as
scalding as it is interesting (and I do mean it when I say 'interesting' :-)!

Cameo is now sitting on a dildo that she rides up and down to orgasm.  She
sways her hair around as she screams, but then cools down and speaks into the
camera again.  "Positions know no boundaries", she says as she catches her
breath, "They're adaptable to every sex and gender and race and creed.
Admitted for your approval, two people - one black, one oriental".  She tells
us to watch her two friends (Rikki Lee and Jake Steed) as she gets off half
a dozen more times.

Ok, I have no idea what Jake's rambling about but it has to do with the basic
sexual positions.  He seems to be talking to himself then Rikki Lee enters
and they fuck.

(SCENE 4): This scene is as ordinary as it gets, I don't know why it was
included in this movie.  It would've made so much more sense if this had come
first instead of last (that way, it could have introduced us/warmed us up
with the already existing positions and then gradually worked our way up to
more interesting stuff.  This is taking a huge step down)!  Anyhow, they kiss
passionately, she gives him head (very slow-moving) and then he tastes her.
Rikki Lee is pre-boob jobbed here and looks as cute as a button (however, as
a resource, she is completely wasted).  They do the doggie, spoon, reverse
cowgirl, cowgirl and missionary.  She's not vocal at all, he looks a little
bored.  He pulls out, cums on her pussy and stomach and they hug.  Ho-hum.

Cameo wraps things up for us, still sitting on the couch.  She bets we've
seen a few new positions that we can't wait to try out for ourselves.  "Be
careful," she says, "if you're gonna suspend yourself from the ceiling, make
sure the ropes are secure".  Then she leaves us with, "Above all, remember -
be creative and have lots of fun".

This is definitely a movie for couples.  With some very scalding moments, you
won't mind the tame production values.  Cameo's a sweet hostess and her 
onscreen hospitality is a joy to behold.  She's charming, beautiful and the
kind of pornstar there should have been more of.  This is also the kind of
movie Vivid Video should have made more of.  However, their concept of having
a 'loop girl' definitely needed a lot of work for the most part (but it was
effective enough in this video).  The positions explored here couldn't put 
John T. Bone's imagination to shame, but if you want to see something that is 
different but not raunchy, check this movie out!


Joey Markham