Witches Are Bitches

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Subject: Review:  Witches Are Bitches !!!
Date: Fri, 07 Mar 97 06:33:46 
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                            WITCHES ARE BITCHES

Directed and produced by Rodney Moore.  Nitro Productions/RodneyVision
Written by Rodney Moore and Wolf Savage
Release Date: May 1996
                              Rating: 4 out of 4!
                                 A Grand Slam!
Actually you couldn't ask more out of an adult movie. Technically the movie
is well shot and very lucid, the sound is excellent, the girls are very
"naughty" and all characters are exuberant about their roles, and hey,
there is an interesting humorous plot, centered around of all things,
Witches and an Acoustic Guitar!

Da Girls: Anna Malle, Victoria Lee, Ashley Shye, Gina Rome, Michelle Chan,
and Emily Hill.

Da Guys: London, Kyle Stone, Rodney Moore, Rod Fontana, and Wolf Savage

Da Soundtrack/Music: Written and arranged by Rodney Moore. Hey, this is one
of the best sounding videos you will ever hear!

Da Plot: Well, Witches Are Bitches!..... Let me explain, cause this is one
of the better adult flicks I have seen, since becoming amazed.....

Scene 1:
Tarana (Anna Malle) and Ravenna (Victoria Lee) are two Witches who appear
to be living quite comfortably in sunny California. First I must say, Anna
Malle was "born" for this part, she makes a wonderful, devious, sexy Witch!
Her lover, Victoria Lee is almost an exact copy of her, in body type, long
raven hair, and her "witchy attitude". Only Victoria has natural breasts to
Anna's implants.  Both witches are long, lean, and mean!, and seem to enjoy
lounging around in their long black negligees, panties optional !

Innocent Ashley Shye strolls up their door and asks to collect money owed
to her brother. The two witches leer at Ashley's young tempting body, and
slowly strip her naked. All the time Ashley is timidly saying "No" to their
advances. Hmmm, young Ashley has a nice tight ass and small perky tits,
someone definitely to corrupt! As the two witches begin to press her flesh,
Ashley cries out, "Wait a minute, I can't do this. I have a boyfriend, and
I'm faithful!".... The two witches scream in delight, "Faithful", and go
into their "witch laugh". Tarana and Ravenna then start to paw at each
other in front of sweet innocent Ashley, she eyes an opportunity, grabs her
clothes, and runs naked out of the house. The two witches laugh at her.
Tarana tells Ravenna how she loves to "take the innocence away" from young
girls. Then we are treated to the first time Tarana "took" the innocence
away from her lover Ravenna. Fade to scene 2.........

Scene 2:
Tarana and Ravenna are in a galley type kitchen, with white as the main
color. Initially we are treated to a "smoky" opening, adding to the allure
of the upcoming girl/girl activity. As I said before, both Anna Malle and
Victoria Lee are of the same body mold, long and lean. They sway to the
background music as they seduce each other. Tarana starts off by getting
Ravenna slowly naked, then spreads her legs and runs her tongue up along
her cunt. We are treated both to some fine closeups of the tongue/labia
action, then to some full body shots of the action and we see the girls
truly are enjoying themselves. Ravenna takes over the controls and does
Tarana with her long legs spread for her tongue. I just love the way Anna
Malle's eyes roll back in her head when she is in ecstasy. All you can see
is the smile on her face and the whites of her eyes!

The scene ends with a wonderful kissing scene between the two standing by a
window. The lighting is such, that their faces are darkened and as we see
their tongues dance, to a very nice soundtrack, the camera brings into
focus the distant city landscape. A very clever and sexy scene. Now what I
want to know, is this LA or San Fran.?

Scene 3:
Back to Tarana and Ravenna. They are still discussing how their "prissy
little bitch wouldn't let them fuck her". Now the plot and humor begins to
take off!  To get back at girls like her, the two witches decide to cast a
spell on "goodie girls", turning them into, as they both shout...
......................."COCK CRAVING SLUTS"!...............................

To do this, the two witches consult the Book Of Spells. They look for the
spell to create Cock Craving Sluts. Tarana verbally scans through the spell
offerings, they even had one for "International Incidents"...

Finding the spell for Cock Craving Sluts, Tarana reads off the needed
items: "one rat hair, one bat wing, one used condom" (Ravenna asks where
they will find those items...).  Tarana further explains, "To cast the
spell turning any girl into a Cock Craving Slut, one witch has to turn
another witch into a "Guitar"! Then when the other witch plays the guitar,
any girl who hears the music will be turned into a Cock Craving Slut!
Easy, if you are a witch...and a tad on the bitchy side....

So Ravenna says, "Lets Make Some Sluts!" and Tarana, as only a witch can,
turns her lover, before our eyes, into a very nice acoustical guitar!
Technically, we are treated to a very nice morph scene, probably the first
in adult films!  Tarana then admires the guitar and places it into a case
she also creates.  Wanting to get on with the "slut creation business" she
struts out of her house guitar case in hand. At the end of her driveway,
she realizes she has forgotten the "guitar picks", so she temporarily sets
the guitar next to some trash cans and goes back into her house.

Now I have a tease for the director! All the time Tarana is in the house
she is wearing no panties under her long sexy black negligee. She steps OUT
of her house, and wam, bam, thank you mam, she has on these black panties
under her negligee. She steps back INTO her house, and wa-la, no panties.
Is this a "witch thing"!  

While Tarana is in the house looking for guitar picks or changing her
panties, , London strolls by and notices the guitar case. London is an
actor many of you may not have seen previously in adult films, but I've
seen him in some of Rodney's previous work. A very able actor, he has long
shoulder length hair and has this musician flair about him. He notices the
guitar case, opens it, wonders why someone would be tossing such a beauty,
and figures that he can use it better than the trashman, so he walks away
with the guitar case.

Soon Tarana comes to collect her guitar and discovers it is gone.  Of
course she is distraught about someone taking both her GUITAR and LOVER!
She schemes to get them back, and just like any bitchy witch would, she
decides to cast a spell upon the thief!

Scene 4:
Gina Rome and Kyle Stone are in their apartment on a couch, Gina trying to
watch TV, and Kyle wanting to get into Gina's panties, typical dating
scenario! Poor Kyle is wanting Gina in the worst way, but Gina explains to
Kyle that "this is only their 9th date, and she isn't ready for "that"!
(Hmmm, sounds like the story of my life...)

In frustration, Kyle tells her that if she can't do "something for him",
why doesn't she just "do the dishes".... This Gina willfully complies
with... I've seen Gina in a few of Rodney's other videos, she is a very
good actress!  Initially here, she is dressed a bit "homely" in sneakers,
white socks, a short black leisure skirt, an oversized sweater, and no
makeup. But she has this Italian accent and sexy ways which can launch you
into hyperspace!

London comes by the apartment to show Kyle the guitar he found. Kyle tells
London he used to have a brother who would "find" car stereos.  London
tells Kyle that its cool, because someone was throwing it away. We now
flash over to Tarana who is preparing the spell to get back at the person
who stole her guitar, creating havoc with her plan to turn innocent girls
into Cock Craving Sluts!...

Tarana in her witchy-bitchy way chants...."Skin of satin, Hair of henna",
(hey, I even looked up Henna in the dicktionary, means a cosmetic dye made
from the leaves of a middle eastern shrub, a strong reddish brown
color...yeah, porn can be educational!..), "Pain to the one who stole
my Ravenna!"  With that London doubles over in pain, explaining to his
buddy Kyle he just got a pain in his nuts. (damn witches...)

London recovers, then begins to play quite a nice long rift on the acoustic
guitar. I mean he can play a mean guitar! Of course, remember what happens
when girls hear the music from THIS guitar,,,they transform into Cock
Craving Sluts! Our unsuspecting Italian jewel, Gina, is over at the kitchen
sink doing Kyle's dishes.  She hears London's guitar playing and begins to
get turned-on. She starts to rub a round white dish brush all over her
body. Slowly she is transforming to the beat of London's fantastic guitar
playing. She gets down to her black bra, panties, and white sneakers, the
dish brush rubbing against her thighs and puss. I think she has turned into
a SLUT!

More guitar rifts, and now the panties are around her knees, she has on
black high heels, the bra is shed, her hair and makeup have become
impeccable and she is really rockin and rollin with that dish brush...

Kyle comes over to the refrigerator and Gina jumps him from behind, turning
him around, she squats, pulls down his pants and begins to give him a blow
job he should never forget! Lets just say that Gina Rome has no problem
whatsoever in the enthusiasm department! After getting Kyle good and hot,
she goes down on her hands and knees and slowly walks, panther like, over
to London who is sitting on the couch. She gives him a nice blow job as
well. We are treated to both nice closeups and full body shots of the
action. Oh my, Gina does has a nice ass!

Gina takes both dudes into the kitchen and the depravity continues.
Stroking both guys with her "dishwater soft hands" , and true to her now
"Cock Craving Slut" nature, she goes down on both of them, sucking them in
a nicely shot scene.  If there is a signature to a Rodney Moore production,
its Fellatio shot to the MAX! The color and lighting throughout this video
is fantastic, I say this because so many flicks we see are technically so
poor in this department.

OK back to the depravity,,, London and Kyle then do Gina, eating
simultaneously her puss and ass! Again we are in the kitchen, what would
the health department say! One then doggy fucks her while she is sucking
off the other. They switch off, many positions changes, Gina Rome has no
problem whatsoever handling two guys! The action switches over to the
couch, where the banging continues, both guys then take turns cumming on
Gina's face. Kyle is first and lets a load of cumm fly which Gina willfully
accepts, swallows some, and plays longingly with. She is even cooing with
her Italian accent!  London then shoots a bit on her face and appears to go
back into fucking her mish.

We flash back to Tarana, she appears happy that Gina has turned into a Cock
Craving Slut, but wants to get back at London who took her guitar. With a
witchy laugh and her bitchy way, she casts a spell on his "cumming
ability"...Listen up to Tarana's spell, this is choice!   She purrs....
"I cast an ancient evil hex, upon you, when you havin' sex"
"Your cum shall abandon its normal spout"
"and henceforth spew, right from your mouth!"

With a naughty laugh, Tarana casts the spell. London is pumping away on
Gina's puss and starts to cumm. But, he spews from his MOUTH! Sorta a milk
of magnesia type concoction... Of course this is distressing to London,
and Kyle says, "Dude!, What the fuck is that!"  Gina the Cock Craving Slut
she is, looks at the cum on his chin, chest, etc, and beckons to London,
"Kiss Me!"  What a slut she has become!...  London takes the guitar and
spits! A very good scene, leading into.....

Scene 5:
We fade into a "coffee house" setting. Michelle Chan is the waitress,
Rodney Moore is eyeing her. Rod Fontana and Emily Hill are sitting at a
table having a business meeting of sorts. London walks in with the guitar
and shows Rodney, then splits, leaving Rodney with the guitar. Rodney
prepares to play the guitar for the few patrons.

In walks Wolf Savage (co-writer of this video). He sits down, and Michelle
takes his order. He orders a double Latte and a big doughnut, sweet
innocent Michelle the waitress asks him if he wants "coffee" with his
order!...  Perplexed a bit, Wolf just orders the Latte. Rodney starts to
play and sings some country song. This upsets Wolf, who storms out saying
he doesn't want to hear no country! (Nice comic relief!) Rodney answers
back that he can rock out. Rodney starts to play a rock rift (he's not a
shabby guitar player!) then the Cock Craving Slut curse sets in!

The music from the guitar starts to get both Emily Hill and Michelle
"bothered". Michelle starts to dance seductively in front of Rodney, Emily
raises her business dress and starts to frig herself. Then all hell breaks
loose....

Emily Hill, seductively tells Rod Fontana about having a "business meeting"
and that she wants to "merge" with him. Rod is frazzled for a second, but
when Emily gets up and straddles his chair, pushing her pussy in front of
his face, well whats a man to do! Off comes her panties and Rod is in a
perfect position to eat her pussy straddled over his face. Emily is kind
enough to pull the hood back on her clit exposing it for his eager tongue.
They disengage and Emily starts to get Rod undressed. Rod Fontana has a big
boner waiting for Emily as she pulls down his pants. None of this limp
member business, but ready for action! Emily takes his well endowed cock
into her mouth and gives one of the better blow jobs I've seen!

Emily lays on a small table, raises her legs and like the Cock Craving Slut
she has become, beckons Rod to mish fuck her. Rod fucks her with an all out
intensity, very good scene. My question is, why doesn't Rod show up in more
feature videos, he's got the equipment for sure! We are treated to both
clear closeup and long shots of the action. Emily's ample tits are a dream
to behold as they bounce to the beat of Rod's vigorous strokes.

They change to a doggy fuck in the puss, with Emily's hands on the table.
Then we are treated to a very nice intense anal doggy fuck, with Emily
friggin her puss. Then back onto the table with Emily on her back, her legs
up and Rod's cock is playing with her dilated butthole, very nice scene.
Some more intense anal fucking. This is one of the better all around fuck
sessions I've seen in a long time, Rod and Emily had something going here!
When Rod is ready to cum, Emily gets down on the floor, presents her tongue
and Rod spews forth quite a load. We are treated to extended cum play and
oral cleaning of Rod's member by Emily, again nice!

Oh yes, Rodney Moore and Michelle Chan are in this scene as well.
Occasionally the scene would cut back and forth showing the action between
the two couples, but I'll report separately. Michelle is dancing
seductively as Rodney rocks out on the guitar. After a bit his guitar
playing begins to "suffer", because Michelle has turned into a Cock Craving
Slut!  She gives Rodney a nice lap dance, then Rodney gives her a nice
pussy eating.  Later Michelle is lying on the black and white tiled floor,
and Rodney is fucking her mish.  Michelle is a very cumly oriental chick,
the boxcover says from Singapore, nice tits, they droop then perk upwards
and she has a neatly trimmed black snatch.

She now drapes her body forward over two backless bar stools, and has
Rodney's member in her willing mouth. While getting attention to his gem,
Rodney expresses his overall appreciation by playfully slapping her nice
tight ass. With Michelle still in this position, Rodney changes from being
sucked to fucking Michelle doggy in the puss. Another bar stool is added,
Michelle gets on her back, raises her legs, and Rodney fucks her puss with
the same intensity that Rod Fontana is fucking Emily Hill. A lot of energy
is expended by all the actors in this scene, prior to their "performance",
they must have really chowed down on the Snickers candy bars for their
bursts of energy!

After the heated fucking, Michelle is seated on the middle of the three bar
stools.  Rodney is straddling Michelle, his feet on the outer two bar
stools.  Michelle, the Cock Craving Slut she is, is yearning for Rodney to
spew all over her body. Rodney presents her with not one, but two spews!
This leaves Michelle's face, chin, tongue, upper chest fairly cum covered.
Michelle makes sure that Rodney's tool is well cleaned off and we are
treated to a nice closeup of her, where she coos in satisfaction and has a
long dangling thick strand of cum running from her chin, what a Cock
Craving Slut!

Well the intensity of the action evidently was too much for everybody
except Michelle because they are passed out in the coffee house as London
comes back for his guitar. However, Michelle is still active, she quickly
seduces London and we are treated to a very nice "from beginning to end"
cock sucking scene. London has quite a nice thick member, filling petite
Michelle's oriental mouth. As Michelle expertly brings him to climax,
Tarana's curse once again kicks in and poor London spews "cum" from his
mouth! He darts off, mumbling that he's "gotta go see a doctor"!

Michelle still hasn't passed out from her servicing both Rodney and London.
We are treated to a nice solo frigging scene, where she wets her fingers
with the juices of her pussy and seductively sucks the vital fluids with
her lips and tongue. A nicely shot scene, showing Michelle's wonderful
oriental body!  My question, how come the coffee bars I go to don't have
such entrees!..

Scene 6:
London has crashed out at his place with the TV running. Tarana appears on
his TV, awakening him, (yeah, she's a Witch, she can do that!...) She
laughs and in her sexy, devious witch voice says....
"Taking that guitar was a terrible sin",
"Return it or learn to Love Cum On Your Chin!!!"

London is more than "happy" to take the guitar back to Tarana's place.
There, Tarana lovingly places the guitar on the sofa, and casts a spell to
bring back her witchy lover Ravenna.
"Although this guitar has a very nice tone",
"You must change back into a crone".
(OK, I know I spaced out considerably during high school and college
English classes fantasizing about the girls in the class, but here I go
back to the trusty Dicktionary to look up "crone", it means "withered old
woman", not real fitting here, since Victoria Lee (Revenna) is nowhere
near, old and withered!, but since it rhymes, hey its OK!)

Again we are treated to a very nice morph scene where the guitar phases
into witchy bitchy Revenna. The two witches are very eager to see each
other again, Revenna expresses her joy at "turning three goodie two shoes
into Cock Craving Sluts"! London ask for removal of his "unique cum spell".
The witches agree, but all this fucking action has made them hot, so in
"trade" for removal of the spell, London has gotta fuck the witches!

The witches hurriedly make London ditch his clothes and Tarana starts to go
down on his tool. Ravenna takes over a for bit, and it appears London is
starting to like the "company" of the witches. Then both witches run their
tongues up his shaft, very well shot and quite hot! We get to see the
action as viewed from the "suckee", one of Rodney Moore's trademarks.

Position change and London now munches a bit on Ravenna's tight snatch. He
then dogs Tarana in the puss, as Ravenna frigs herself just inches in front
of Tarana's face. Once again we are treated to Anna Malle's signature
rolling up of her "eyes" so all we see are the "whites". As she is getting
fucked by London, she is also talking nasty to him. Anna is one of the
better nasty talkers in the business.

More position and partner changes, they evolve into a nice chain, where on
the sofa London is dogging Tarana and she is eating Ravenna's puss. Ravenna
then accepts London with an anal doggy. They change positions, London sits
on the sofa and Ravenna does a nice anal RC, keeping her feet positioned on
his thighs. Very nice camera work with great closeups and long shots.

London changes off and mishes Ravenna in the puss. He shoots, and "wa-la"
cum streams from his pecker and not from his mouth!!!  How relieved he must
have been! He shoots a nice load all over Ravenna's puss and tummy as
Tarana watches close by. As he moves away, instinctively Tarana goes down
on Ravenna's puss and laps up a bunch of cumm into her mouth. She lovingly
deposits the vital fluid into Ravenna's eager mouth. She does this twice
more, and we are in for quite a visual treat!  Lovingly, Ravenna then
cleans off some cumm which got on Tarana's chin during the swap. Very, very
nice!

London falls over on the couch exhausted and relieved, he says, "God I'm
Cured"! As he is lying there, the two witches come over to him and lean
over his face and upper chest. The witches smile, then spew "fake cum" from
their mouths onto London's chin and chest. They laugh in witchery glee and
London high tails it out of there!
                   Damn Witches, they are really Bitches !!!

Three parting words.....
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