Up Your Ass

From: [email protected] (IRA)
Subject: IRA's Review of "Up Your Ass"
Date: Tue, 11 Mar 1997 03:27:31 GMT
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Originally posted to rec.arts.movies.erotica. It didn't make it past
the referee. I don't know why. So here it is for alt.sex.movies:

        Despite its juvenile name "Up Your Ass" is a good interracial film
from Anabolic, produced and directed by and starring Sean Michaels. He
is assisted by Mr. Marcus and Julian St. Jox, two good, but lesser
lights in the world of Black male pornstars and another Black actor
not given credit. The white girls they bang are Tracey Love, Charlie
Sparks, Markie, Jacqueline Wild and Missy. They also bang two Black
girls, the very light-skinned Shonna Lynn and the Black goddess
Midori.
        Michaels, like others, has a habit of injecting dialog about the film
into the film itself. In the opening scene, for example, he tells
Tracey and Shonna that the film is about putting it "up your ass,"
leaves and returned shortly with Mr. Marcus. Michaels takes on Tracey
who has been doing herself anally with a black dildo. I have the
impression she had taken crank off-screen. She was really wound up,
sucking and fucking wildly. Shonna, on the other hand, acted like she
was overdue for an appointment with the undertaker. Possibly Mr.
Marcus was not terribly exciting, but she didn't revive even when the
unidentified helper showed up. The double penetration could have been
interesting if Shonna had been alive. All the burden of the scene lay
with Sean and Tracey. Good cumscene with Sean delivering a couple of
good spurts into Tracey's open, non-dodging mouth.
        Second scene was Midori with Julian St. Jox. I guess Sean doesn't like
Black women. I would love to fuck her myself, but. . . . Good Black on
Black sex. Love Midori's wetly glistening black pussy lips and deep
rose cunt. Nice pussy and asshole sex, ending with an oral cumshot
into Midori's open mouth. Like Tracey, she's no dodger. Nice.
        Third scene was the blonde, sunglasses-wearing Charlie with Sean. I
loved the dialog when Sean asked her to say he was going to put his
dick up her ass in French. He also asked how she felt about it and she
said, "Oh, I like it. . . We are going to have some fun together."
The sex was fantastic. Good sucking, pussy fucking and ass fucking,
prolonged, but not looped. Sean pulled out in doggy position and shot
a large load into her dilated asshole and around her pussy. One stream
hit her fairly square in the pussy crack. Second best scene in the
film.
        Fourth scene starred Markey and--who else--Sean again. I remember it
best for the good shots of Markey riding on top of Sean, facing him
and with her back to him, with his Black dick glistening from the
wetness from her pussy. Markey is not the prettiest girl, but she
looked pretty good with Sean. The oral cumshot was not good. She
didn't dodge, but Sean's aim was off and he had little spew--only two
drops in the mouth. That's what comes from fucking more than once or
twice a day.
        Fifth--and best--scene was Sean with Jacqueline Wild, a hot, young
Hungarian beauty with curly blonde hair and delicate, refined
features. Jacqueline first appeared bare-butt naked lying on her tummy
in a little dialogue with Sean. Her voice is rather high-pitched,
girlish and thickly accented with, what-else, a Hungarian accent. She
wouldn't give her Hungarian name, but did tease Sean very nicely. Nice
foreplay with pussy licking, dick sucking, and then fucking in the
missionary and doggy positions. Jacqueline looks very good with black
dick in her cunt/asshole. She responded nicely, kissing Sean and
meeting his thrusts with her own and having what looked like a genuine
orgasm. One negative feature of this scener was technical. It (like
all except the first scene] was shot outdoors. In this scene there was
dark shadow from the bright sun which obscured the dick-in-puss/ass
action. Otherwise it was great. Ended with an oral cum. Sean needs to
work on his aim. Almost all of his cum missed the target. Jacqueline
was definitely not dodging. After it was over she wiped the cum off
the side of her mouth and popped in her mouth. Good afterplay. (See
below.)
        Sixth scene featured Missy with Sean and Julian Not terribly exciting,
but it would be hard to come up with something to top Sean and
Jacqueline. Good double penetration scene with both Sean and Julian
hard and pumping. Oral cum by Sean--ammunition largely depleted again.
Poor Julian either didn't cum or his cumshot got deleted on the
cutting room floor.
        A final scene with Jacqueline, clothed and speaking to the camera. She
said she still loved her boyfriend, but had to have Sean's dick, not
just in the movie, but also in real life. She moved offstage, reaching
back to cover the camera lens with her hand, saying this is private.
She's either a good actress or meant it--perhaps a little of both.
Nice way to end a pornfilm. I would like to see more of Sean and
Jacqueline and of Sean and Charley.  Maybe, a threesome next time?