From: [email protected] (IRA)
Subject: IRA reviews "Sean Michael's 'Up Your Ass 2'"
Date: Sun, 13 Jul 97 13:19:29
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How 'Bout that "Sean Michael's Up Your Ass 2?"
--A Review of the video by Ira Ganeshvili--
Producer: Anabolic Video
Director: Sean Michaels
Cameras: A.J. and Sean Michaels
Editor: CAL at Venice Editing and Duplicating
Music: Bonehead
Music: Concept by Sean Michaels and Buffy Malibu
Category: Interracial Anal
Date of Production: 1996, but not released until 1997
Running Time: 2 hrs, 21minutes (including 6 minutes of commercials)
Note: Length of other versions may vary
Cast: Dina Pearl, Julie Rage, Nicolette, Spice, Brooke Ashley, Shanna McCullough , Sean Michaels, Mark Davis, Mr. Marcus, Julian St. Jox, Jake Steed, Joey De Silva and A.J. (non-sex role)
Overall rating: Excellent. Much better than #1 in this series.
Sex Scenes: Six: two wfbmwm, two wfbm, one wf2bm, and one bf2bm.
Concept: Totally plotless. Scenes connected by conversation between Sean and A. J. riding down the road and talking about the video. This is the sort of scenario that only men would think exciting , but it is a lot better than the nasty banter in #1. One new concept that was total turnoff was the idea of inserting 6 0 second to 100 second commercials between the scenes for various Anabolic series like Penetration, Buffy Malibu, N asty Nymphos and big daddy Anabolic. I hope they do not repeat this experiment. [Gotta admit the Buffy Malibu series lo oked pretty hot.]
Sex Scenes:
60 second commercial
2. Julie Rage appears without buildup with Jake Steed. She gives head and then m ounts his face so he can lick pussy, then moves into cowgirl. Her silicon(?) boobs look pretty good bouncing around a s they fuck. She is thoroughly nasty as they do roman, fingering her asshole and clit. They move to doggy anal and then anal flat on her tummy. Jake provides cum on her face and mouth. She swallows. Excellent scene.
3. A. J. found Nicolette in a Canadian strip club and Sean said she was very nas ty. Good build-up for a new starlet, but it turns out she's just likes to talk dirty and curse out the men fucking her. I did not get the impression she likes to fuck. At any rate, Julian St. Jox and Mr. Marcus got the job of trying to tame t his little black shrew. Mr. M. did her doggy while she complained and finally tossed him overboard. Julian then tried h is luck at doggy anal. No DP. Both men had little spews on her boobs. Nicolette is rather pretty, but that mouth of her s. . . Fair scene--if you like bitchy broads.
100 second commercial
4. Spice is one of the hottest new starlets in erotic film--and that despite some really awful tattoos of three dolphins swimming around navel, a line of text I couldn't read on her left upper thigh an d other stuff on her shoulder and one arm. That, plus a pierced tongue as well as nipple, navel, and pussy rings. Some how she is still a beautiful, sexy redhead with big, not huge, natural boobs and a clean-shaven pussy. We first see her lounging around in her garden using a long, thin black dildo on herself. A.J., playing deliveryman, arrives and give s her a package and a card from Sean Michael Productions, urging her to call Sean. She respopnds to A.J. and we disco ver she has a deep, sexy voice made for radio. For the moment she just opens the package and finds open crotch, black pa nties and a red vibrator. She puts both to use, the vibrator in both pussy and asshole. As she does, Sean arrives, sayin g, "You called. . . " (script glitch, I guess). Spice gives Sean head. They do doggy by the pool and move into Roman. He r pussy is a deep, rosy red showing arousal. Spice likes to fuck. They switch and Sean gives her missionary anal whi le Spice strokes his cock. They change an do doggy anal and then reverse cowgirl--filmed from her backside, much nicer and more interesting than frontal views of this position. The cumshot is a facial with some to her mouth. Her tongue pin did not come into play and that's a shame. Very hot scene--excellent.
60 second commercial
5. Brooke is a very pretty, almost beautiful brunette wearing a teasy red dress, getting ready in the bathroom for her date with Jake Steed. Alas, Jake says offstage that he plans to screw her fast a nd go out to pick up other chicks. Brooke licks the crotch of Jake's jeans. Suddenly, they are naked. She is seated on the washtable and Jake is fucking her. He turns her on her side. They do doggy and Jake pulls out to give her a bi g dose of cum on her ass. Suddenly, Jake is gone and she is giving Sean a blowjob. Next, Sean is standing and holding her in his arms as he fucks her. Good view of this from floor level. Nice deep penetration with Sean's long black dick. He sits her on the table and continues pumping her pussy. Good close-ups again from below. She stands and bends over on the table for anal. More good close-ups from below. The do doggy on the floor. Back to washtable. Doggy anal. Sean gives her a small helping of cum in the mouth. Excellent scene.
100 second commercial
6. Sean plays the barkeeper getting ready to close. Shanna asks for just one mor e drink. Sean hestitates and she tells him the sad story of being stood up by her date. Soon they are on the bar's stag e for a blowjob and missionary. Sean positions his dick for anal, but Shanna asks him to wait, goes to the door to fi nd Joey--the evil cad who stood her up. She shows him Sean. Surprisingly, Joey thinks it's a great idea. He joins in the fun. Sean gives Shanna doggy anal as she sucks Joey. Shanna then does cowgirl on Joey, sucking Sean. Alas, my version had no cum scene. It just sort of peters out. . . and earns a Good instead of the Excellent it would have had.