Underground, Part 2

FROM: (Scribbler)
SUBJECT: REVIEW: Underground #2
DATE: 15 Sep 1996 21:14:47 GMT
ORGANIZATION: Intercosmic Cabal Project
FOLLOWUP-TO: rec.arts.movies.erotica

Sin City, Underground #2, Henri Pachard

Something's happening here, but I don't know what it is.

The box cover promises some graphic, nasty scenes.  The video not only
doesn't deliver; it's positively lame.  I don't reccommend this rental. 

I rented this because Henri Pachard, a legend in his own time, directed
this video-- and because the video included a brain-damaged little blonde
pixie named Lil Cinderella.  I really looked forward to seeing how this
porn master would display Tinkerbell's many lewd charms.  Well, Lil
Cinderella was in the video all right-- she was in a brief, maybe
25-second, NONSEX role.  Pachard should be ashamed of himself. 

You get three forgettable 25 minute scenes. 

* * * * * * *

The first scene is between Marki, Dawn Burning and Alex Sanders, in
grandma's kitchen.  It was hardly graphic, lewd, kinky or nasty.  There is
a long g/g; a short fool-around-and-poke-it-in with Alex, and then the
scene ends.  The camera positioning was terrible.  Ed Powers does better
from a tripod. 

Second scene, on a couch, with Jessie Lang and Tania Foxx.  ... Two girls
on a couch for 38 minutes:  Are you getting the picture?.  In fairness,
they *were* joined by Santino Lee for ten minutes, who does an uninspired
couch doggie anal and a three-squirt facial.  Not a total loss. 

Third scene, includes Emily Hill (?) and a brunette, with John Decker, on
a bed.  They perform a reverse anal cowboy with a good close-up, followed
by a fair doggie.  They meant well, but lacked chemistry. Even the
cameraman wasn't very interested-- but this was the best scene in the
video. 

The boxcover says this video is part of a series of "Underground" volumes. 
I have to wonder why.