From: [email protected] Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica Subject: Review: American Tushi Date: Fri, 9 Aug 1996 02:09:08 -0400 Seymore Butts's - American Tushy Starring: Taren; Missy; Lovette; Markie; Morgan Fairlane; Alex Sanders; and Hakan 1) Seymore picks up Hakan from airport. This guy is supposed to be the Rocco replacement (according to their shameless promotions). They go to Taren's hotel room. She is a hot little number; brown hair, green eyes, nice ass. She immediately blows him, she has beautiful medium real tits, and he munches her trimmed but not bald pussy. He fucks her on her back while she fingers her asshole. Every now and then she screams that she is cuming and liquid erupts from her, see my observations from scene #3. They screw doggy for a bit, then RC; they eventually anal her doggy while Seymore tries to fist her. Then a RAC, followed by an analing on her back (not bad). He pulls out and jerks off on her face and mouth. Not all that great. 2) Lovette and Markie with Hakan. Markie is an older looking blonde, reminds me of Torri Spelling (Yeacch!) a little, blonde wavy hair, nice sized tits (probably real) - ok body, nice ass. I don't find her particularly attractive though. Lovette is her usual inflated self. They do the threesome thing. He screws them both. They all munch each other; Lovette lubes up Markies ass then he anals her doggy with much lube. Then he anals Lovette spoon. He pulls out and cums over both of their faces. Nothing special. 3) Taren and Alex Sanders, along with Hakan and some chick (Missy?). She is blonde with nice real tits. They all avail themselves upon a blindfolded Taren. There is another "squirting" scene while they have there fingers in her pussy. She may indeed be squirting out some pee. I couldn't see any evidence of hoses or other trickery. The other actress remarks, "I've never seen that before - that's fucked!". Anyway, the blindfold comes off and they split into two couples, the blonde (Missy?) with Hakan and Taren and Alex. They all screw. There is another squirting scene with Taren and a close slo-mo inspection leads me to believe that she is actually squirting pee. I guess golden showers is ok as long as you pass it off as "cumming". She does this several more times later. Then Taren gets analed RAC. Then they switch partners and Alex anals Missy. Then they switch back and Alex pulls out of Tarens pussy and dumps a huge load on her mouth and face and skull fucks her some more. Similarly Haken pulls out and shoots cum into Missy's eyes and mouth. 4) Hakan screws Missy. Then they do a RAC followed by an anal spoon. He pulls out and cums on her tits. Blah. 5) Seymore goes to the office and Ron Jeremy shows up. Ron accuses Hakan of stealing his girlfriend. The girl, Morgan, is a good-looking blonde. She says she is new to the business. She has a long tattoo on her left shoulder. She is a dancer/bachelor party girl from Salt Lake. Says she'll do a threesome with both of them (Ron and Hakan). The video ends with a lame excuse from Seymore about running out of tape (why didn't they cut the whole interview bullshit out). He does show some snipits from the threesome, including some deepthroating of both guys, some decent analing and a decent-looking DP. He then cuts it off and tells that you can see all this and more in his upcoming video "Slipin' in through the Out Door". Then another preview. Oh well, its the old "save the good stuff for a future tape" trick. Assholes! (my copy of this tape had about 15 minutes of blank tape on the end). It wasn't the greatest video, and Hakan ain't no Rocco, but most of the women were attractive and the action was so-so. Good marks for some real tits (Lovette is obviously not invited into that wholesome catagory). She looks painfully big - and it is distracting in an unflattering way. Enjoy! Peace Out. Os