TOBIANNA - A GANG BANG FANTASY director: Heinlick Groupers, 1993 Filmco cast: Tobianna, Shannon Twill, Johnny Love, Tony Montana, Johnny Evans, Scott Adams, Alex Null, Jimmy Doe, Victor Diamond rating: 0.10 The box cover for this one should have included the warning: DO NOT RENT THIS TAPE! Where should I start.. ok, well, I'll describe Tobianna (who sometimes goes under the name Monroe) for those of you who haven't seen her; she's an ok-looking dirty blonde with fake boobs to the likes of Houston, long curly hair to the likes of Kim Chambers and facial expressions like Lacey Rose. She has a nice appearance overall, but is wasted completely in this tape. Not to diss Tobi, but this tape should've been called "Tobi-yawn-a - A Totally Forgettable Fantasy" or "The World's Lamest Gang Bang". This tape contains nothing but looping, very repetitive musical scores that drown out the performers' voices and is definitely the ugliest (that is, if you take Tobi out of the picture), most boring gang bangs I have ever seen. The movie starts off at some yard sale where Shannon Twill (looking a bit like an older looking, trailer-park version of Victoria Paris) selling some stuff when Tobianna takes a drive over there. They talk a bit - completely fast- forwardable. Next thing you know, they're at the gang bang (taking place in some living room). Tobianna wears a nice little outfit and starts dancing around for the guys (who all look burnt out). She strips a little then starts sucking them off. Apart from Tony Montana (who you only see for about a minute), these guys all look like amateurs: some have very long hair, tattoos.. most of them just looked geeky. Tobianna gets fucked in the missionary position the whole time. Shannon is a bit more enthusiastic than Tobi, but not at all attractive. None of the women do anal. The cameraman jumps from one girl to the other and the editor just left in all the technical glitches that make things look more unprofessional than they already are. The performers look confused, often staring around the room trying to see if the video camera is pointing at them. Once in a while you'll hear a moan or two, but then it fades away behind the constant soundtrack. As for the looping, the most annoying part of it comes near the end of the tape where they replay the last 15 minutes or so in black and white and with its speed changed a bit (it was a little faster I think). Tobianna doesn't look bored, strangely enough. A funny moment is provided when she licks a cock that cums in her face, then bites down on the head, the guy quickly pulling away from her smiling face. At least she shows she's a bit of a sport for having been put through such a lame event (or maybe she just wanted someone else to feel the same pain she was going through so she bit some poor guy's dick). Cumshots? Well, she takes a few ho-hum facials.. maybe some guy came on her breasts, I can't remember. Shannon Twill.. I really can't remember and I could care less. As for director Heinlick Groupers.. I can't believe they put him in the director's chair. Hopefully this is the only movie he's done (if it even is a 'he'). I have seen a few fairly hot features from Filmco before, so I'm not giving up on the company, just Hiney-Lickin' Groupers. My 0.10 rating goes solely to Tobianna, who really couldn't pull this one out of the ditch by herself but certainly deserves the chance to prove she can drive a much better 'vehicle'. [email protected]