Traci, I Love You

From: rado 
Subject: Review: TRACI, I LOVE YOU
Date: Tue, 19 Aug 97 07:06:18 
Organization: Cyberpoint Cafe - Philippines

TITLE:               TRACI, I LOVE YOU
PROD. CO.:           CABALLERO
RELEASE DATE:        1987
DIRECTOR:            ?
CAST:                TRACI LORDS, and a Cast of Unknowns 
                     (She's the only one named in the credits)
REVIEWER:            RADO
RATING:                 3.50/4.00
REVIEW:


     Before you feds start tracking me down to jump on me, this is perfectly
a legal film. That is, Ms. Lords made this film when she was already 18 years
old. The age requirement to be a legal adult under the Philippines and USA 
laws. This is the only known legal adult film Ms. Lords made
in her entire career. Not counting the many others she made while still 
under 18. For a minor then, she was surely one hell of a successful and 
productive star of adult films.

     This film has an international feel to it. It was shot on location mostly
in Paris, France.
Production values are high. The story though is the already and widely 
used-- girl searching for fame and fortune in the cities. Camera angles are 
very good. Lots of full body shots. Though a few of the scenes are somewhat 
affected a bit by sloppy editing. There are a lot of sex scenes to last
you a lifetime. And most of all, you'll get to see more of Traci in all her 
glory.

     The film has a narrative style in that you can hear the protagonists' 
thoughts and feelings spoken out loud from time to time. The story starts 
with the voice of a guy speaking his thoughts and feelings 
about Ms. Traci Lords (Traci is pouting and posing in front of the 
camera). He is a photgrapher and speaks of first seeing Traci posing 
semi-naked in a beach (Traci is surrounded by hordes of photographers 
and looking quite delectable). He feels for her. He speaks of
possession and other poetic words, but what he really feels and wants to 
say is to stick his cock up Traci's pussy.

     Traci goes to Paris to seek fame and fortune (She goes around town 
exposing her luscious breasts :-) She had just sold all her belongings 
and left America for the Old World. She meets the photographer--Jean Paul 
(The one who lusts for her), and agrees to be photographed in the nude.

     [Traci and Jean Paul] Cut to the scene where she is lying naked in a cot.
 The photo session has ended minutes ago. Jean Paul enters and begins 
caressing her exposed body. More narrative from both characters. 
He massages her breasts and fingers the crack of her ass. 
She is conscious of his touch and likes it. But she never lets him know. 
And he never goes beyond touching her.

     Traci leaves him, thinking she could do more and better. She wants to be an
 actress and be famous (Which became true in the mainstream world years later).
But she still thinks about him.

     [Traci and Executive Guy] She meets a middle-age executive who offers 
her a chance for stardom. Traci goes for an audition in his office but instead 
gets fucked by the lucky bastard. Traci initially resists but eventually succumb
s
to his advances. He rubs her breasts and violently rips her black panties off.
He spreads and licks her pussy while she sits on top of his desk. She kneels
down before him and sucks his cock. She sucks him like there's no tomorrow.
She stands and bends over inorder to be reamed from behind. He obliges and pumps
away at her. Traci makes her trademark facial expressions (scowling, pouting,
ecstatic pain) while being fucked. She screams with gut-wrenching pain and
pleasure. Her face seems to turn flush red with her effort. Then she
lies face down and with her upper body flat on the floor. But her ass is raised 
up in the air and the guy keeps hammering at her with ferocity. She screams 
some more. The guy eventually spews his milk of human kindness on Traci's cute 
ass. She's still slightly bucking her ass towards him. He reaches to the back 
of her neck and kisses her. She is breathing very hard and making noises 
that I thought she's going to have a heart attack or something. 
Both look very exhausted. :-)

     Traci leaves, feeling guilty and exploited. She misses Jean Paul. 
Unknown to her, Jean Paul has been following her ever since she left him. 
He knows about her sexcapade with the executive. He is determined to 
possess and punish her for her sluttiness.

     Traci finds work as an exotic dancer in a strip joint. She looks so 
beautiful and sexy as she dances to the beat of a fast tune. More of her 
trademark pouting face. She returns to her dressing room to receive a 
small package from an unknown guy. It's a gift sent by Jean Paul. 
It seems that he didn't forget her and it turns out that he's a very 
rich man. The gift is a thick gold chain with her
name engraved on it. She wonders about it looking like a collar or chain a 
slave might wear. A sex slave? (You bet!)

     [Traci and 2 Girls]  Inside a mansion, Traci is being bathed by 
two plain-looking ladies.
They wash her thoroughly and when they are done, they explore her 
body inside a room. Licking, sucking, massaging, etc. The works. 
Traci moans alittle and never gets to move a lot. She just lies
there spread eagled  face-up and face-down.

     After that, the two ladies lead Traci underground to a room of couples
expecting to see a live act sex show. Among these persons, behind the 
shadows, is Jean Paul. He expects Traci to be taught a lesson or two 
in carnality. Before he takes her.

     [Traci, Monique and 4 Guys]  In front of the room is a huge round 
bed. Monique has a pretty face and good body. She is wearing a diamond 
studded collar. She is the ring master of the show. She is the dominatrix.
She positions Traci in the middle of the bed. She claps her hands and near
comes 4 guys in black leather suits. All wear executioner masks. 
They proceed to lick Traci. One licks her toes, One licks her pussy. 
One licks her breasts. One licks her face. Traci gets to suck all their 
cocks. She kneels while they surround her. She gives them a torrid sucking 
and stroking. Her mouth and hands endlessly moving. No one ever gets to fuck 
her though. At the end, only one guy gets to cum a big load on her chest and 
breasts.

     [Traci and Monique]  Monique sends the 4 guys away so she can have Traci. 
They caress each other's body. Monique smears the cum on Traci's breasts. Then, 
Traci starts to lick Monique's pussy, and what a major turn-off! We get to see 
a clear view of Monique's very hairy pussy! I mean, VERY HAIRY as in thick as 
the Sherwood Forest. I think it's not even anymore look like hair on a pussy 
but a beard of some kind. Anyway, Monique licks Traci in return.  They simulate 
a hetero sexual act. Monique then inserts a thick black dildo into Traci's wet 
pussy and dildo-fucks her ferociously with her hands and mouth. Traci bucks and 
screams. Traci, at some point, even grabs the dildo and violates herself. Traci 
reaches an orgasm.

     While all the scenes are going on in the bed, the audience themselves are 
doing their own sucking and fucking. We get very short shots of the couples doing 
their thing from time to time. Not that you could really care for them. The ladies 
are plain-faced and have bodies you would definitely not die for.

     [Traci, Monique, Guy 1 and Girl]  Monique proceeds to show Traci an anal 
intercourse between two persons. A couple goes near Monique and Traci. The lady 
lies sideways and the guy buttfucks her. Traci is intrigued as she watches intently 
the cock slipping in and out of the lady's anus (I'm kind of thinking and hoping
here that maybe, just maybe, Traci wants to be analed too. :-) The guy finally 
cums on the lady's ass.

     [Traci, Monique and Guy 2]  The couple leaves. Monique calls another 
guy in order to fuck Traci. From the look on Traci's face, she doesn't like the guy. 
She scowls and resists his positioning. She even kicks him. She has to be held 
down a bit by Monique. Eventually, we get to see the guy spooning Traci. What a 
great view it is! With her right leg raised up in the air, the guy slips his cock 
in and out of Traci's pussy with wild abandon. Traci is doing her trademark 
screaming and facial expressions. She whips her head from left to right. You can 
really see her face and neck turn red. The guy releases his cum on her pussy. 
Monique spreads it around Traci's pulsing mound, rubbing and massaging. Traci is

breathing very hard and making noises. :-)

     [Traci, Monique and Guy 3]  After very brief shots of the other couples doing 
their thing, we get to suddenly see Traci on top of another guy-- cowgirl style. 
Traci rides the guy well. Monique fingers herself. Giving us another view of her 
"forest". :-(  Then, the guy fucks Traci doggie style. Traci screams and moans.

Jean Paul, wearing sunglasses in the dark (ridiculous), can not
control him self anymore that he goes near the trio. His erect cock
ready and willing. Monique sends the guy a way. Jean Paul sends
Monique away too. She goes to find another poor fellow to plow her
jungle.

[Traci and Jean Paul]  On all fours, Traci turns around to look at
Jean Pau l lustfully. She spits saliva into her hand and rubs it at
her waiting pussy. Jean Paul enters he r in that position and fucks
her wildly. Traci screams and moans. He is ecstatic. He can't seem to
stop violating this 18 year old girl. But in the end, he cums on her
buttocks. Both looking very spent. He kisses her on the nape and face.
Again, Traci is breathing hard and making noises. :-)

Suddenly, we see Traci inside her dressing room and looking at the
golden c hain. She puts on a sexy dress and goes out into the Parisian
night and into a waiting limousin e. Jean Paul is there. She leans
against his chest and shoulder. He takes the gold chain from her
hands and puts it around her lovely neck. She thinks that she has
finally found her fortune and love and that she would do anything for
him. Only a look from him and she strips off her panties and spread s
her legs wide for us to get a clear view of her cute pussy.

End of the film. :-)


It's very obvious. I enjoyed this film immensely. I nearly get to
describe or tell all the details and scenes of the film. I might as
well have been the director or writer or screenplayer of the film. Like
a TV sports commentator doing a play by play account of a Monday
night football game. A very long review, indeed. But only just
"nearly". You must watch this fi lm to really appreciate it to the
fullest.

It seems Ms. Traci Lords left the adult industry with a big bang.
With this adult film she made as her last project. This is a scorcher
and a definite keeper. More so for those Lords fans out there. Save
this last tribute of the goddess for posterity. For others, if you 
want some or more of Ms. Lords, then this is it.



     I give this a 3.50 on an Imperator scale and my  recommendations.