From: [email protected] (Justin Smith) Subject: REVIEW: Sweating Bullets Date: Thu, 14 Aug 97 08:52:33 Organization: AT&T WorldNet Services Justin's Reviews #1 Title: Sweating Bullets aka The Spy Inside Me Company: Bobcat Films Cast: Dick Nasty, Shelby Stevens, Kirsty Waay, Rebecca Lord, Barbara Doll, Joey Silvera, Isis Nile, Wally Wharton, Mike Horner, Goldie, Satumi, H. Henry, James Foxe, Tony Labrea, Frank Rimmer. Scene Lineup: Rebecca Lord and Dick Nasty Barbara Doll and Joey Silvera Isis Nile and Mike Horner Shelby Stevens and Kirsty Waay Satumi and Goldie (Valentino) Barbara Doll and Dick Nasty This is a basic spin off of the old James Bond films of the sixties. Dick Nasty plays a secret agent who has been hired to save Shelby Stevens from the clutches of Ernest Blohard (Silvera). Along the way he encounters several characters, and finally rescues Miss Stevens. Scene 1: The first scene opens with Rebecca Lord blowing Dick Nasty. This turns into a sixty nine, and finally we get down to the sex. They start out doing doggie. During the duration of this position Dick pulls her hair, and Rebecca utters "wee" quite a bit, which I believe is french for yes. They change to an r.c. with Dick laying on his back, and Rebecca riding his cock. Finally Dick does Rebecca missionary for a bit before being interupted by a secret message on his wristwatch from his boss (H. Henry). Mr. Henry informs Dick he must come to London at once, at which point Dick pulls out, pops on Rebecca's tits, and promptly exits. I thought this was one of the best scenes in the film because of the good variety of positions, and I thought the whole french maid thing was pretty sexy. Check it out! When he arrives in London, Dick is informed of his mission by H. Henry, and James Foxe. He is shown a series of slides, and given a special condom that realeases knock out gas when inflated. He is told he must visit El Diego (Mike Horner) for more info. He is also warned about Iron Puss (Barbara Doll) and the Strangler (Valentino). Equiped with the information, and the trick condom Dick sets out on his mission. Scene 2: At Ernest Blohard's secret penthouse Silvera contemplates leaving the illegal drug trade, and starting a prostitution ring instead. He decides to try out Iron Puss (Barbara Doll) who he has captured, and turned into a slave. He starts munching on her puss, and then she gives him head. Finally after a too long oral scene they do it. They start out in a missionary position, and soon after change to anal rc with Joey laying on his back. If I remember correctly, they change back to a missionary anal, and Silvera pops on her tits. Wally Wharton watches in the backround, and masturbates a bit. We get to see a little of her body, but not much. It's an ok scene, very good if you're into anal sex. Scene 3 and 4: Scenes 3 and 4 are intercut which is IMHO is particularly annoying. It starts out with Nile sucking Mike Horner's cock, and then just as the action begins to get hot, we cut to the Shelby Stevens/Kirsty Waay scene. The editing pretty much ruined any chance of enjoying this scene. Nile and Horner do mish, while Stevens and Waay play with fruit, eat each other out and finally the famous"69". Pretty lame, could have been hot if it wasn't intercut. Scene 5: Here we have something a little different, Goldie (who I'm pretty sure is Valentino) and Satumi who has a pretty ugly face but a real nice ass. We get the usual oral crap, and then they get down to the sex. They go at it missionary on a couch, change to a cowgirl, and finally a TIGHT, hot anal penetration, topped off by a facial. Despite Satumi's ugliness I enjoyed this scene a lot. I think it would have been pretty lame had it not been for the anal, which was the icing on the cake. Some very good camera work, and good editing. Also, an excellant job by Valentino (Goldie). Scene 6: In this scene Dick confronts his arch nemisis Iron Puss (Barbara Doll). He takes out a gun, and uses it to play with her tits. A bit of teasing occurs, and finally the oral. Doll gives a pretty good blowjob which I could tell Dick enjoyed very much. He thanks her with some analingus, and finally they do it. They start out with doggie, switch to an rc (best position IMHO). Finally we get missionary on the floor at which point Iron Puss attempts to kill her foe. Dick grabs the trick condom, and uses it to knock her out. He then stands up, and jacks off onto her breasts, and face. Well, I thought this was an enjoyable movie. It had a funny story, and some above average sex. I would recommend you check out the Valentino/Satumi scene, and the good scenes between Nasty, and Doll, and Rebecca Lord. On a scle of 1 to 10 I'd give this a 7. The only thing that ruined it was scenes four and five. If you have any comments on this review please email [email protected]. PS I would like to bid a fond farewell to our friend the director. I know I will certainly miss his site, and all the great info he has provided. However, we must move on, and I have faith that Peter van Aarle, and a few others will continue to make r.a.m.e. the great newsgroup that it is.