Subway

FROM: Joey Markham 
SUBJECT: REVIEW: "Subway"
DATE: Sat, 28 Dec 1996 00:10:09 -0500 (EST)
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SUBWAY
director: Stuart Canterbury.   Sin City, 1994.
cast: Isis Nile, Tara Monroe, Jasper, Micky Lynn, Rhiannon, Rebecca Wild,
  Tony Tedeschi, Buck Adams, Alex Sanders, Dick Nasty.
running time: 70 minutes.

- Isis Nile, Tony Tedeschi
- Rhiannon (anal), Alex Sanders
- Tara Monroe, Jasper
- Micky Lynn, Buck Adams
- Isis Nile, Dick Nasty ; Rebecca Wild (masturbation)


"Honey?  You're gonna be late!" shouts Marian (Isis Nile) from a living room.
Jack Reynolds (Tony Tedeschi) enters the room wearing a suit and tie and 
lighting up a cigarette.  "I'm the boss, baby.  I can be late once in a while
if I wanna," he tells her as he sits down next to her and kisses her on the
cheek.  We find out Jack's a superintendent of a subway station and he tells
Marian about the Railriders, a group of young adults who get off 'doing it'
down on the tracks.  "Doing what?" she grins evilly.  "It's like some kind of
initiation into their gang or something," he says.  "They're like, having sex
in the tunnels.  Some kind of fuckin' perverted thrill out of it.  You know,
knowing the train can come along any minute and... lights out!"  It sounds
kinky to her.  Jack takes another drag and says, "Sounds fuckin' dangerous
to me!  Somebody could get killed down there or mamed even."  "Maybe that's
why they do it!" she smiles.  "Cuz it's exciting!  I mean, they've done it
every other place.  It's a thrill!"  It's no concern of his why they do it.
It's just his job to run them out of there before something bad happens.  She
thinks for a bit then asks, "So, you're gonna really run them out of the 
subway tunnels?"  He says he hopes so then starts to get ready to leave for
work.  "But I thought you said you were the boss and you can be as late as
you want to be," she smiles.  He looks at her and raises his eyebrows then
decides, "Why not.. city's paying for it!"

- Isis looks nice (but has looked much better) and Tony here has the shoulder
length hair.  He tongues her neck to warm her up, they kiss, he sucks on her
nipples then down to her bald pussy.  He ends up giving her a fast tonguing
to the likes of Mike Horner.  She rewards him with an eager blowjob (she has
her own style where she sucks hard and strokes the shaft to the tip and lets
go like a suction cup) and they do a doggie.  A mish follows then he cums on
her pussy.  A few nice close-ups of penetration and their enthusiasm make for
an ok scene to start things off.

Over at the subway station.  Down in one of the tunnels we see two people
(Rhiannon, Alex Sanders) walking along.  Then they stop.  Looking around,
Alex (whose character name is either Whistler or Blower) tells her, "It's
about right."  "In how long does the subway come?" she asks.  "Seven 
minutes," he replies.  Sometimes it's late, sometimes it's early.  "You 
willing to take that chance?" he asks.  "I want to take it," she says as 
she rubs his crotch.  "I want to take you.."  "So," he asks her.  "Have you 
figured out what your nickname's gonna be once you're in the club?"  
"Caboose," she replies.  He says, "Caboose?  Subways don't have cabooses."
"Maybe not.. but I do," she says as she raises her skirt.  So she asks him
if he's into tunnels.  He says yes.  "I have three," she tells him, rubbing
her ass against him.  "This is going to be the last one you go through."

Up in the office.  Jack's on the phone with someone telling them he'll send
some security down in the tunnels to drive the Railriders out of there.  
After hanging up, he has a talk with guard Rita Dykler (Tara Monroe).  "You
ready to go in the tunnel, Rita?"  "As soon as you give the word, Mr. 
Reynolds.  I figure we're gonna work in teams of two."  "Good idea," he says.
"Shouldn't be assuming that these people aren't armed.  I mean, we know 
they're crazy already.  It could be dangerous too."  "One thing's for sure,"
she says.  "We know they're a danger to themselves."  Then they both get to
work.  Cut back to the couple in the tunnel.

- I don't find Rhiannon particularly attractive, but this scene was quite hot
in spots.  After a boring blowjob, she stands up with her hands against the
wall and Alex eats her out from behind, lowering her panties down her legs
but ripping them apart afterwards.  He fingers her ass for a bit then they do
a stand-up doggie (good, but there was looping).  Next up is mish, then back
to a doggie for anal (he still pounds away) before pulling out and cumming 
all over her ass.  Rhiannon is an older looking woman with long dark hair and 
medium natural breasts.  She seemed eager enough in her moans, but her words
spoke louder than her actions.

A while later.  Rita returns with a thinly dressed girl (Jasper) and presents
her to Jack.  "Looks like we got one for you, Mr. Reynolds," Rita says.  He
tells the girl she's going to be in a lot of trouble for being down in the
tunnels.  "Why?  We didn't hurt anybody," she tells him.  He says, "You will.
As soon as you don't get up in time for the train."  "Hasn't happened yet!"
she says and sits on his desk.  Jack asks Rita what the girl's name is.  She
replies, "She didn't have any i.d. on her.  She told me I can call her Boxcar
Nina."  "How charming," he says and they both have a good chuckle.  He turns
around and tells Nina she's going to be in jail for being in the tunnels.
"Yeah sure," she says.  "They can't keep me for very long, you know.  And,
uh.. then I'll be back."  He tells her not to be so sure and that he can
arrange it so that she'll be in jail for quite a while.  "What do you think
of a few days or maybe a few weeks without a guy, huh?" he asks.  Nina
bluntly replies, "Good thing I like women too."  So now he asks her for a
list of names of all the people in the gang.  She gives him names like 
Whistler, Blower and Railman.  "Does that help you any?" she asks 
sarcastically.  He frowns and tells Rita to keep an eye on her while he gets
the cops.  Once he leaves, Nina says, "I get the feeling he's a little bit 
of a tight ass!  Maybe wifey-poo at home isn't completely satisfied."  "What
would you know about it?" asks Rita.  "I know what women want," Nina replies.
"Even those that get off on wearing a badge."

Over in an alleyway.  A couple (Micky Lynn, Buck Adams) are making out.  
"This really turns you on, doesn't it Connie?" he asks (since they never say
his name I'm not sure of the Whistler/Blower situation).  "It was my idea
anyway," she says.  "Yeah, it was your idea to make out a little bit.  But I
suggest we take it further."  "How far?"  "As far as we can."  "In an 
alleyway??"  "Yeah," he says.  "Just think how exciting it would be if 
someone was to look down from one of those windows.."  They continue making
out.  We cut to Rita and Nina getting it on in the office.

- Even though both girls have fake breasts, I really liked watching both of 
them putting eachother through their sapphic paces.  Tara starts off still
dressed in her blue uniform (she looks so stunning in it!) but quickly unwraps 
herself of it to get more comfortable.  Jasper is more in control and seems to
love rubbing her boobs with Tara's.  They bring a dildo in eventually (which
is only used on Jasper) but then hop onto the desk and rub pussies in the 
scissors position.  Jasper is quite vocal and both girls look spent after 
their semi-torrid tumble.

The girls are interrupted by Jack's return.  "Officer Dykler," he yells.
"What the fuck is the meaning of this?!"  She hides her face in embarrassment. 
"Welcome back!" Nina tells him.  "I just initiated her into the club!"  Now
we cut to Connie and Buck having sex in the alleyway.

- Micky is definitely a sexual misfit with a nasty look in her eyes and the
overall appearance of the typical girl-next-door, but unfortunately this scene
doesn't reach any climax at all.  They give eachother head and do a mish on the
hood of a car then hop onto a mattress for a doggie.  For the closer, Micky
lays on her back while Buck stands over her and cums on her chest.  Buck seems 
a little jaded but Micky appears quite eager for more (like always).  Too bad
she was wasted here...

A while later.  Mr.Reynolds passes through the empty terminal and tells 
himself he's going to fire his security staff.  When he's gone, Connie and
Buck pass through.  He points at the tracks and says, "That's where we do it.
Right down there."  "Do what?"  "Make it on the tracks.  And you can't move
until you've had an orgasm.  Not even if the train's coming."  "That's 
crazy," she says.  "Yeah, it is kinda crazy.  But that's what makes it hot.
See my friend Railman?  He's down there right now with some guy's horny wife.
You know what?  I think we're just gonna stick around and wait and see what 
happens.  Who knows?  Maybe you'll like it.  Maybe you'll wanna do it 
yourself."  Connie looks on, interestedly.

Down in the tunnel.  We see Railman (Dick Nasty) with a woman (she's standing
with her back to us but we can clearly tell it's Marian).  "Never expected to
find a sophisticated babe like you down here," he says.  She turns around and
says, "You don't think I could have possibly let my husband shut this down
without playing the game at least once, do you?"  "So let's play!"  She tells
him to take his shirt off.  After he does that, she takes over.

- Isis slowly works her tongue around his nipples then lowers herself to his
cock, in which she rubs her breasts over it through his jeans.  She gives him
head (her technique was better displayed in her scene with Tedeschi) then 
they do a doggie.  It heats up, but then it's on to mish (so-so) then she
strokes him off on her boobs.  Intercut with this is Rebecca Wild squating 
down with her back against the wall, masturbating (where did she come from 
and why is she here??).  She looks nice and does a sensual solo, but this 
whole scene comes off as ho-hum.

Jack heads into the tunnel with a flashlight and eventually spots the couple.
Railman takes off but Jack catches up to his wife.  He stares at her, 
shocked.  "Marian.. I don't understand!  What are you doing down here?  You
ain't one of those perverts are you?"  She plays with his jacket and tie.
"Well, Jack, you left me hungry.. but we can change that now."  He says, 
"But the train's gonna be coming through here any minute."  "Even better,"
she smiles and pulls him closer to her.  They start making out.  As the 
camera backs away, we hear an oncoming train in the distance.  Fade out (no,
it doesn't mean they get hit.  It just means 'the end' :-).

A mediocre effort from Stuart Canterbury, it could've used more enthusiasm in
its scenes (all technical values were passable).  Tara is absolutely stunning 
and Jasper is controlling.  Their g/g bout topped the bunch in this offering.
Isis was ok too (more in her first scene than her second) and Micky was put
to complete waste (sigh).  I guess fans of older looking women will find some  
pleasure in Rhiannon's scene, but I wasn't really drawn to it.  This video
may not keep your interest the whole way through but it might just give you 
more ideas of where to experiment with your sexual partners.  This is 
certainly something you can't try at home but if you happen to be using a 
subway one day and feel the urge to do it, then hey, who am I to stop you?
But renting this video or having sex down in those dark tunnels can both be 
given one simple warning: do it at your own risk!


Joey Markham   
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