Date sent: Tue, 27 Aug 1996 00:08:41 -0400 (EDT) From: Joey MarkhamSubject: REVIEW: "Split Tail Lovers" SPLIT TAIL LOVERS director: Rex Borsky, 1994. Rosebud Girls. cast: Kaylan Nicole, Lacy Rose, Shayla LaVeaux, Dyanna Lauren, Norma Jeane. rating: 2.95/4.00 scenes: - Lacy Rose, Shayla LaVeaux ; Kaylan Nicole (dildo-anal) joins in - Lacy Rose (dildo-anal), Dyanna Lauren - Kaylan Nicole (dildo-anal), Norma Jeane - Kaylan Nicole, Lacy Rose (dildo-anal) This all-girl gash grinder is highlighted with the exuberance of Lacy Rose. She is so into her scenes, one can't help but wonder if she's faking it (which I think she is, half of the time in this movie). Since there is no story to speak of, I'll get right to the scenes. (SCENE 1): Lacy and Shayla start off with light tonguing, then Lacy sticks her finger in her mouth, then into Shayla's and then back into hers. You can tell she really gets off on that. Shayla then removes Lacy's belt and wraps it around Lacy's wrists, but not quite tightening them together. Lacy is laughing throughout and proves to her blonde friend that brunettes also want to have fun. Shayla continues playing with her friend by grabbing her panties tightly and rubbing the stretched material on Lacy's pussy, stroking her clit. She writhes (her voice tends to get scratchy as if she needs to drink a glass of water or something) but is smiling and seems as if she'd love any kind of treatment she could get. Shayla lays back to receive a pussy licking, then they end up doing a 69. Upon revealing her breasts, I notice this is Lacy's 2nd boobjob (I think it looks a little better than the first). Kaylan enters the room (looking very prim) and asks these girls with a smile if they're having fun (she knows they are). Shayla greets Kaylan by kissing the tattoo on her right buttock (and the tattoo is in the form of a pair of lips). They get into various positions, tasting eachother and whipping out dildos, but still it's Lacy's eagerness that puts the spark in this scene. Lacy sits back, fucking her pussy with a pink dildo, and looks over at Shayla telling her to watch as she fucks herself. Shayla, however, is getting her pussy licked by Kaylan then Lacy helps out by tonguing her clit while Kaylan moves down to rim Shayla's asshole. Wanting more dildo action, Lacy gets up over Shayla's face and gets her to beg. Shayla starts begging to be able to fuck Lacy with the dildo and she does (that Lacy just doesn't quit, does she? But I don't mean that as a complaint! :-). So Lacy has several more explosive orgasms inches away from Shayla's face, who grabs the dildo with both hands and forces it up her friend. Next up, Kaylan licks Lacy's pussy as Shayla goes behind Kaylan and slowly inserts a dildo inside of her, anally. They take it slow at first, but then Kaylan starts screaming "fuck my ass!" and orgasms. This scene lasts a good 19 minutes. (SCENE 2): What starts off with tit sucking and nipple rubbing turns into an explosive pussy fest for our dear Lacy. She is even more out of control here than in the previous scene, you'll wonder if the words 'burnt out' are even in her vocabulary! Dyanna is more demure, but lets loose as well. She rubs her fingers against Lacy's pussy and Lacy eagerly sucks on them. Then Dyanna rubs her shoe (high heeled, but not the heel part) against Lacy's pussy and she eagerly sucks it too. When Dyanna wants her pussy to be licked, Lacy says "make me!" but as soon as Dyanna's legs are spread, Lacy's head goes down like an anchor, lapping away and making her friend cum all over her mouth. She sticks her left breast on Dyanna's pussy and says "fuck my tit!". When they kiss afterwards, Lacy says, "Lick your cum off my face!" and Dyanna sucks face with her friend, excitedly. Now Dyanna licks Lacy and she's got meaty pussy lips that she really loves to slurp and suck on. At one point, Dyanna simply rubs her hand quickly over Lacy's pussy and she explodes into orgasm so rapidly, you'll think she's definitely faking it (sorry, Lacy - but you are still scorching hot!). Dyanna wants to get a dildo now, so she asks Lacy, "Do you want me to stick a dildo in your ass?". "Fuck my pussy first," she replies, gasping. "Play with it while I'm gone", instructs Dyanna as she moves over to edge of the bed to find a toy. Lacy willfully rubs her clit as she awaits her dildo session. Once the dildo is inserted, Lacy works herself up to a manic frenzy and both girls end up grinding their teeth and talking dirty to eachother. Lacy gets a savage look on her face before getting a taste of Dyanna. "Lay down", Lacy instructs and after eating her pussy, Dyanna seems to have a genuine orgasm (very nice). This scene runs almost 16 minutes and it'll burn up your tv screen the whole way through! (SCENE 3): The next 19 minutes of this scene really brings the heat down. Basically, it's FF material and I suggest you just skip it to get to the next scene. Kaylan and Norma get comfy on a couch, removing eachother's clothes and remaining in garters and nylons. Kaylan slowly licks Norma's body up and down and then lightly works her tongue in her pussy (is it just me or does Kaylan seem like she doesn't like tasting other girls? She works her tongue very gently and doesn't seem to get her mouth in contact with Norma's pussy - she never really sucks on it, just lightly licks it as is the case with Kaylan whenever I see her with other girls). Anyhow, Kaylan sticks her middle finger inside of Norma and comments on how tight her hole is. Kaylan loves to get her pussy licked, however, and she climbs on top of Norma's face for a nice suck session. They suddenly switch positions (with Kaylan laying on her back) while Norma continues working her mouth and tongue (Kaylan has a nicely trimmed pussy). Kaylan turns over for a dildo-anal and this is the only heated part of the scene. Norma works in it gently, then works it faster with Kaylan saying, "Fuck my ass! Make me cum, do it fast!" (while she rubs her pussy). Only as it starts to get good does it end soonafter. (SCENE 4): Ah, so we are presented with Lacy again (applause). Now you can put your remotes down. :-) She and Kaylan are wearing small tops and jean shorts. They do the usual warm-ups (fondling, kissing, taking off their clothes) and Lacy gets into it *before* they actually get into it. The girls each take a sip of water and spit it out onto the other's pussy and Kaylan even rubs her foot on Lacy's pussy (semi-toe fucking it) before they do the scissors (rubbing their pussies together with their legs intertwined). Lacy asks Kaylan, "Do you wanna fuck me? Do you wanna fuck me in my ass? Tell me. Tell me". But she rides Kaylan's face first, having a few orgasms. As the dildo works its way inside of Lacy's ass, she screams "Fuck my ass like a man!" and rubs her pussy fast (she is SO energetic!). Lacy later works a dildo inside of Kaylan, which she seems to like well enough. Lacy just goes crazy and power-fucks her friend, bringing her to orgasm. Lots of smiling throughout the scene, they show us they're down to earth girls who just love a little dildo play from time to time. :-) This scene runs almost 18 minutes. Whew! Well, this production isn't Rosebud at its best, but Lacy sure works up quite a storm! If it wasn't for her, this video wouldn't have been as hot as it is. The other girls are still good though: Kaylan is decadent, Dyanna is demure, Norma is sensual and Shayla is frisky (whose body, by the way, is an absolute delight: she's got a firm hardbody that's nice and lean complete with a somewhat mean [but in a good way] attitude). Lacy.. what can I say about her.. Whew! She'll rock your world and leave you breathless! So what if she fakes it once in a while, nobody's perfect. :-) At least she gives it all she's got and that's why she's a fan favorite. So do yourself a favor and check out Lacy's scenes and you'll be another addition to the growing number of "Split Tail Lovers" everywhere. Joey Markham