From: Joey Markham <[email protected]>
Subject: REVIEW: "The Specialist"
Date: Thu, 31 Jul 97 08:54:29
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THE SPECIALIST
director: Charlie Diamond. Hollywood Video, 1990.
running time: 75 mins.
cast: Alice Springs, Cassandra Cappuci, Mai Lin, Ron Jeremy, Wayne Summers, Max Reynolds (T.T. Boy).
rating: 4 out of 10 stars (Imperial rating: 1.85 / 4.00)
Alice runs a clinic that helps people get a new outlook on life by indulging in sexual activities. The clinic is located on some island (I think?) that caters to other activities like water skiing and other aquatic sports. Accompanied by a staff of nurses, Mai Lin and Cassandra Cappuci, Alice is ready to tackle three patients sent to her by some doctor in the city.
Her three patients are Ron, Wayne, and T.T. They suffer from the lamest cases I've ever heard of: Ron's battling an allergy due to the fact that he hasn't used his long dick to its full potential - "the basic problem was the fact that his penis was so long, he had never been able to truly enjoy full sexual satisfaction" (I'm just reporting it, I didn't come up with it), Wayne constantly stutters, and T.T. is nervous around women, thinking that a beautiful girl would never by interested in him. Ron's case, which is the lamest, ironically would be the only one suitable for the clinic's services.
Of course, partaking in the pleasures of intercourse cures the three stooges and Alice romantically hooks up with Wayne (she explains it at the start of the movie - the rest of it being a look back at what the clinic had recently accomplished).
The women are an international combination of Australian, Asian, and European. Cassandra Cappuci looks to be in her late 30's and, in my opinion, is not very attractive. She has short blonde hair and a witch's nose, but she clearly loves giving head, can deep throat easily, and loves tasting cum. In the opening scene, she works Ron's long dick in her mouth and frequently takes the whole thing down her throat. When Ron sprays her face, she smiles and continues sucking him off (the rest of the sex is just ordinary). Her blowjob scene with Wayne takes place outdoors and while he doesn't have a dick that challenges the term 'deep throat', Cassandra hungrily slurps him down and receives another facial.
Aging Asian Mai Lin also looks to be in her late 30's, but has the appeal of a much younger woman. Her only scene with T.T. is nothing to write home about but she does receive a facial with one load of cum that T.T. dumps on her right eye.
Aussie roo Alice Springs is soft spoken with a very gentle nature but is downright wasted here. The first scene she has begins with a little striptease behind a white screen. T.T. joins in and she gives him head, receiving his load in her mouth. Her masturbation solo is too dim (not to mention the looping - both here and in her scene with Boy). She's using some kind of vibrator that looks like a dumbbell with a weight missing on one end. She moans, but doesn't look like she's enjoying herself. The final scene she shares with Wayne is slightly heated but she isn't vocal about it. They get into a nice mish with Miss Springs moving back and forth while her perky breasts flop up and down. Another facial tops it off.
The 'pros' of this video are: all three women are natural chested, very rarely (but it happens) does the cameraman zoom in for a really good close-up of penetration, only for those g/g haters out there - there are no lesbian scenes, and each of the b/g encounters end with facials (that's 5 out of 6 scenes).
The 'cons' are: lame plot, inaudible dialog at times, some poorly lit scenes, and looping. These attributes are enough to use your remote more than half of the time.
CONCLUSION: There's nothing special about "The Specialist". Ho-hum quality and a dull box cover that makes the video look about 10 years older than it really is, makes for a pretty much forgettable feature. Do yourself a favour and skip this one.
Joey Markham
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