Snatch Motors

Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Dunbar Review #116: Snatch Motors
From: [email protected] (Jamal Dunbar)
Date: Fri, 22 Mar 1996 06:37:20 UTC


# Snatch Motors
c 2.35 1995 VCA, Cheeks
. Jeanna Fine, Mark Davis {p.M|D;a.M;e.F}
. Kytanna, Alec Metro
. Sally Layd, John {e.Br}
. Jeanna Fine, Jordan Lee
. Stacy Nichols, Peter North {e3.F}
. Sofia Ferrari, T.T. Boy {p.M;a.D;e.F}
. Jordan Lee, Peter North {p.D|Cg}, T.T. Boy {p.M}

Premise: 

The sales force at a luxury auto dealeship is determined to make the
monthly sales quota any way they can.  Car sales people screwing their
customers?  That's nothing new.

Synopsis:

The movie starts with nice accurate visual credits, so it's possible
to identify every one.

First up is Jeanna Fine closing a sale Mark Davis.  Jeanna Fine.  She
doesn't look that fine, any more IMHO.  I definitely preferred the young,
blonde, small-breasted Jeanna.  At that time, I thought she looked a little
bit like Meg Ryan.

Next Kytanna is looking for a good deal on new car, so she does a little
negotiating with the salesman, Alec Metro.  Kytanna is a freaky looking
chick with her long blonde hair all done up in many tight braids.

Sally Layd.  Large fake tits.  Hard face She plays an auditor from the
Mercedes distributor.  Seem there's some discrepencies with the books.  She
force one of the sales manages to please her or she'll turn them  and
their dirty books in.

Sofia Ferrari is looking for sport utility vehicle.  T.T. Boy takes her for
a back-road spin.

Jeanna Fine breaks in the new sales girl, Jordan Lee.  Yawn.  FF.

Peter North takes Stacy Nichol's new frame for a test drive.  Finds that it
handles well in the curves.  Stacy has had a more-than-modest, but not
ridiculous set of implants put in.  Frankly I think it's an improvement in
her case.  She had small rather saggy breast before, now they match her
scrumptous bubble but.  She's made up nicely here, and looks quite pretty.

Finally, Jordan, Peter and T.T boy celebrate making the monthly quota with
some champagne and a three-way on top of one of the vehicles.  I believe
there's a DP in there, but those are so common these days as to be
forgettable.  I was never very interested in them even when they were rare.
Beside, once you see Ginger Lynn in New Wave Hookers, the rest tend to
pale.

Random Notes:

I rented this because I suspected it might have the full scene containing a
nice facial that is seen briefly during Jon Dough's monologue at start of
Babenet.  It looked like maybe Sofia Ferrari, possibly on the floor of a
Car Dealership, but I was just guessing.  Anyway I was wrong.  Anybody else
have a clue what VCA video that shot might be taken from?


Summary:

Another review gave this 4 out of 5.  But I'd have to differ with that
assessment.  I'm my opinion it's only a little above average.  The
technical work is superior in most respects, as we've come to expect from
VCA, but the editting is decidely cable-ready (also common to VCA).
The female talent is mosty second-string (in my opinion).  Only Stacy
Nichols got my motor running.

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