Street Legal

Date sent:        Tue, 25 Mar 1997 00:12:08 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject:          REVIEW: "Street Legal"


STREET LEGAL
director: Brad Armstrong.  Wave Video, 1995.
running time: 73 minutes.

cast: Nikki Tyler, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Melissa Hill, Marc Wallice,
 Vince Vouyer, Bobby Vitale, Joey Silvera, Hank Armstrong (non-sex).


Nikki heads an underground operation of stealing expensive cars and later
selling them off to high-class buyers for even more than what they're worth.
One of her assistants, Jill Kelly, visits her at their plant where she's
hard at work underneath one of their most recent vehicles, doing some minor
repairs.  Nikki's welding goggles are pushed up and she slides out from 
underneath the car.  "Got anything for me?" she asks Jill, who then hands her
a set of keys.  "Nice job," Nikki tells her.  "That makes seven already this
month."  She opens up a drawer nearby, drops the keys inside, pulls out an 
envelope with money in it and hands it to Jill.  After counting the bills, 
Jill asks, "Is that it?"  Nikki reminds her that they had a 60/40 deal, but 
Jill seems disappointed.  "Well, I guess I can give you a little something 
extra," Nikki smiles and cures Jill's blues with a little girl/girl fun.

- This scene is only lukewarm at most.  Nikki looks good wearing a red 
bandana and a workman's outfit which underneath she only has on a red bra
and panties, and Jill's quite attractive in a black dress and with her hair
styled nicely.  The only highlight of the scene comes when Nikki rims Jill's
ass with her tongue, which Miss Kelly enjoys having performed on her.  Other
than that, a transparent dildo and silver vibrator are eventually introduced
to their love-making which doesn't help any.  Jill seems to get more pleasure
and thankfully they don't "oh yeah" the scene to death, but it's still a 
rather mild performance from these two cuties.  They rest themselves up 
against the vehicles as they taste eachother but this scene is proof that hot
cars and hot women aren't always necessarily compatible.

Later on, Nikki gets Jill and third partner in crime Anna Malle together to
let them know they've got a new buyer.  She presents them with a list of
cars they have to snag and they all get right to work.  First Jill has a
slight problem dealing with a car alarm that goes off, but she quickly takes
care of it and drives off after doing some hot-wiring.  Then Nikki cons an
unsuspecting male friend (Hank Armstrong, no relation to actor/director 
Brad I don't think) and takes off in his vehicle.  Finally, Anna heads off to
a dealership in search of a 'fast car'.  She's greeted by salesman Bobby 
Vitale, who lets her test drive one of their newest models.  Before handing
her the keys he tells her, "This car's got you written all over it" (more 
than he knows)!  So he hops into the passenger's seat and they go for a spin.
Cruising along the road, Bobby lists off the car's features then Anna says, 
"Why don't we open this baby up and see what she can do?"  She starts 
accelerating but Bobby gets nervous and suggests they head back to the 
dealer's.  She places her hand on his crotch and tells him that speed makes 
her hot.  He says in return, with a smile on his face, "Well then, uh.. why 
don't you go ahead and accelerate?"  Anna drives a bit further down and parks
in a secluded area.  After turning the engine off she moans, "I'll take it" 
and, almost as if in a trance, just leans forward to kiss him.

- Anna Malle looks stunning (in this scene and even fully clothed in her 
previous dialog scene) but isn't used to full advantage here.  We don't get
to see her roll her eyes to the back of her head at the height of ecstacy,
but she does get a semi-possessed look on her face when she gets an anal
pounding (and Bobby wears a condom the whole time).  Things start off with
Anna perched up above the sunroof of the car as Bobby stands inside the
vehicle and tongues her pussy with mild ass-rimming.  Several interesting
angles are presented to us and I couldn't help but feel a little shaky that
Anna in her high heels might have ended up slipping off the car (it must
have been the change of camera angles from time to time).  Then she gives
head and immediately gets anally penetrated (without receiving head at all).
She gets her pussy poked in the missionary position and later has her face
sprayed with cum (one drop of it almost lands in her eye).  She just lays
back and blows a bubble or two with the cum in her mouth.  Another semi-
wasted resource, Anna didn't let her animalistic self loose but this black-
haired beauty is still a sight for sore eyes (even though she almost had
hers stinging by scene's end).

Completely dressed, Anna says, "I'll take it" and hops back into the car and
starts the engine.  Bobby, standing several feet away still getting dressed,
asks, "Hey!  Where the fuck are you going??"  She lifts herself up through
the sunroof and says, "Like I said - I'll take it!" and then drives off.  
She heads back to the plant where, after parking the car, hands the keys 
over to Nikki and says, "Another one bites the dust!"

Later that night.  We open up on two lovers (Melissa Hill, Vince Vouyer)
who are making out in a truck.  Eventually Nikki and Jill drive by.  Jill
points out the parked vehicle and tells Nikki they should take it, so Jill
gets out and Nikki slowly drives off.  Thinking the truck's been abandoned,
Jill gets in and prepares to turn on the engine but then turns around at the
sound of moaning.  Startled, she screams and both Melissa and Vince get the
shock of their lives as well.  "What the fuck's going on?" asks Vince.  Jill
says, "Shut up and no one will get hurt.  Do exactly what I say.  EXACTLY
what I say" (she doesn't even pull out a gun or anything either, and they 
don't fight back in any way - just as well, too, because Jill instructs them
to have sex).

- Before Jill makes her way to the truck, Melissa and Vince warm themselves
up first by kissing and Melissa giving him head.  Once Jill is thrown into
the mix, things heat up slightly (but with such cramped space at the back
of the truck there's no room to move around into all sorts of different
positions).  Melissa, by the way, sports brown hair and looks a bit like
Teri Weigel - but without the implants and over-the-top screaming.  Melissa
is the first to be penetrated doggy style then both girls get into the
cowgirl position as Vince goes behind them and takes turns in each of their
pussies.  Finally, he mishes with Jill (who sucks on Melissa's boobs then
pussy) then pulls out and cums.  Melissa goes down to catch his load on
her tongue but it all ends up dripping down onto Jill's pussy.  Jill gets
quite vocal near the end of the scene and both girls look great.  However,
the heat level barely goes over borderline.

Later we see Melissa and Vince standing behind the truck holding their 
clothes against their naked bodies as Jill drives off.

The next day.  Nikki and Anna are on the road (in another stolen car) with
a police car following them.  "Oh shit!" exclaims Anna.  "What do I do?"
She ends up coming to a halt as the police car pulls up behind them.
Officer Joey Silvera steps out and makes his way over to Anna's window.
Leaning forward he asks her, "Got your license and registration?"  Anna
asks what the problem is and he tells her that she was speeding.  She only
presents her license and when he asks again for the registration, Nikki
comes up with a story on how it's in the glove compartment but it's been
jammed for a couple of weeks.  "Good story," he says.  "Why don't you step
out?"  He gets them to lean against the hood of his car.  As he reaches for
his handcuffs, they both turn around and grab him and push him down on the
bed.  They jump him and get out of their bad situation by getting into a
stickier situation, sort of speak.

- They all slowly undress and the girls spend a lengthy period of time giving
head to Joey (I find that policeman's uniform actually suits him).  The girls
seem to have a wanton, eager to please attitude as they go down on him and
share his cock.  Nikki deep throats a few times (well, in his semi-hard 
stage) and both girls spit on his cock.  Anna's the only one who gets some
ham slamming (with Joey wearing a condom) but Nikki's the one who gets her
boobs smeared with cum.  Actually, Anna jerks him off onto Nikki's boobs and
the scene just comes to an abrupt end.  This scene starts off with the trio
outside on top of the cop car in broad daylight and just moments later, it's
suddenly nighttime (weird).  At one point during the doggy position, Anna's
ass is quivering and I'm still trying to decide whether or not she was cold 
or found the sex intense (which didn't look it at all).  Anyhow, an ok scene
that will leave fans somewhat frustrated by Anna's brief, lukewarm pounding 
and Nikki's non-existent one.

Hours later.  Nikki and the girls are hanging around the plant when they
receive a phone call from their buyer, Marc Wallice.  "Is everything ready?"
he asks from his car phone.  "Yes," Nikki grins.  "Everything you requested.
So, do you have the money?"  "Of course!  I'll be there in ten minutes."
Ten minutes later.  Nikki tells the other two to take off just as Marc 
arrives.  Once he's inside Nikki asks him if he likes what he sees (showing
him the cars).  "I like," he says calmly looking around.  Then he opens up
his briefcase and presents her with wads of cash.  She takes one look at
it and says, "I like."  She closes the briefcase and slowly walks away.
"I'll arrange for delivery at your convenience," she says but he stops her.
"Wait a minute there, pretty one," he tells her.  "How do I know you're not
gonna take my money and run off?"  "Trust me, baby," she says.  He asks,
"Trust you?  I don't even know you.  I need some insurance."  Then she
drops the briefcase and grabs him by the collar of his jacket.  "Insurances
you want?" she asks.  "Insurances you get."  They make their way over to
a car and have sex (it's that simple!).

- Nikki parts her panties to the side and exposes her lightly hairy pussy for
Marc to work his tongue over.  She returns the favor with an energetic enough
blowjob, with minor deep throating action (is Nikki on her way to being one
of porn's deep throat queens?).  Lifting one leg up on the hood of a car,
Nikki gets her pussy probed by the condom-clad Wallice whanger.  Then they 
hop onto another car to do a mish.  The scene ends with Nikki shying away
from receiving a facial and letting her boobs get plastered with plumes of 
cum. 

Once they're both dressed, a policeman is heard outside saying they have
the place surrounded.  Marc stops Nikki from taking off and both Jill
and Anna enter the room.  "What's going on?" asks Anna and Marc whips out
his badge.  "You know the routine," the undercover cop tells them.  "Against
the car - and spread 'em!"  He frisks each of the girls then has them hauled
off to jail.  The end.

Brad Armstrong wrote this slightly flawed story but did an ok directing job.
It's too bad the girls didn't let loose as much as they should have.  Jill
Kelly's the most vocal but Anna Malle appears to be the most intense.  Nikki
appears in three scenes but in one she only does girl/girl and in another
she only gives head.  There were a few video problems as well (some frames
freezed for a second or two during some of the sex scenes), but nothing too
distracting.  The girls are great, but in this flick.. only to look at. 
They don't really give it their all and are pretty much wasted.  If you're
a big fan of any of these ladies, you aren't missing much if you miss out
on this video.


Joey Markham
[email protected]