From: rado <[email protected]>
Subject: Review: SIZZLE
Date: Sun, 27 Jul 97 10:48:06
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Hi!
The Director suggested I submit future reviews/articles in r.a.m.e., so I might as well start now. In order to save time in typing, I am just attaching a file containing my review of the adult film: SIZZLE
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Thanks.
RADO ([email protected])
TITLE: SIZZLE
PROD. CO.: PLUM
RELEASE DATE: 1990
DIRECTOR: ALBERT SPINELLI
CAST: RAVEN, TOM BYRON, ALICYN STERLING, JOEY SILVERA,
and Others
REVIEWER: RADO
RATING: 1.00/4.00
REVIEW:
This is one pretty lame adult video to be called Sizzle. It is anything but sizzling. Camera work and editing is horrendous. The setups and situations are very predictable, repeatative and dragging. Not to mention some of the cast themselves.
Tom Byron is a rock star(complete with guitar, ear rings and all) who's very bored about his hectic lifestyle. He starts the film by mouthing off his gripes about his career and all that shit. In his monologues, he is frequently having a vision of a desirable woman--played by Raven. She seems to taunt him that he can't have her even if he's a rock star and all. Indeed, he can't have her. For when Tom comes near to touch her, Raven disappears. He is very frustrated.
Alicyn Sterling is a fan who visits the rock star inside his dressing room. After an idle chit-chat, the two proceeds to show their appreciation for each other. The sex scene is devoid of continuity and heat. Alicyn starts to suck his cock and suddenly we just see her stradling him on the couch. Her enthusiasm and moanings doesn't help much to improve the scene.
Joey Silvera is Tom's manager who continuiously gives him advice. An old man enters the dressing room to ask for Tom's autograph to which he obliges. After the old man leaves, Joey lets in two girls. Another fans. Each having a partner, the guys immediately go to work. The very ugly one (and I mean, really u-g-l-y) goes to Joey Silvera while the not-so-ugly one goes to Tom Byron (Jeesh, why did they have to include these two in the biz. The very ugly one doesn't even have a beautiful body, at least). Fast-forward for this scene.
Tom finds himself in a bedroom with Raven lying on the bed. He can't believe his luck. He can finally screw his dream girl. But no, Raven refuses his initial advances firmly. Besides, there's another girl lying on the bed with Raven. It's the not-so-ugly one that was paired with Tom from the previous scene. Tom leaves the two, with his pants on and again, very angry and frustrated. A very tame girl/girl scene develops. No heat. Both just lies there while being boringly licked. The licking session of each girl are very very long and without enthusiasm. Scene ends in a 69.
Again, Tom finds himself in the same bedroom with Raven lying on the bed. Surely he can fuck the living hell out of her now. Sorry to disappoint, but Joey enters and goes straight to a very much willing and smiling Raven. Rebuffed, Tom curses his manager and goes out. The two proceeds to show us a slow and boring screwing session. Loopings are very evident in this scene. Very annoying. The scene ends with a doggie-style and with Joey supposedly cumming inside Raven's. Hah.
Tom and Joey meets in the dressing room. Tom, very angry, throws a tantrum. Joey restraints and gives him a mini lecture. The two leaves the room with Tom lookin g back into the couch to see Raven smiling maliciously at him. Then, she disappears. End.
Sizzle leaves me cold. Terrible utilization of the beauties--Raven and Alicyn Sterling. Especially Ms. Sterling. She could have put out more heat in her scene had the director did his job well. Her scene was edited to the point of being mangled. Too bad. Ms. Sterling is one very hot tamale (as proven in her later films).
Sizzle did burn hot. It burned my pocket. :- (