Sex in Public Places

Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Review: Sex In Public Places 2
From: [email protected] (Chopped Liver!)
Date: Thu, 18 Jan 1996 15:00:36 GMT

Rating:	It sucked.  Bad. (-3) on a 10 point scale.

Why?

(1) Crystal Wilder needs to take a bath
(2) Sin City needs to stop distributing videos made by somebody who
bought their camera on sale at Circuit City.
(3) Sin City needs to stop duplicating their videos on tape purchased
at a gas station for $0.99 and recording on a VCR that they bought at
a flea market.
(4) Tera Heart, who is on the cover, doesn't have sex in the film.
(5) The sets were worse than the ones we had in acting class at
college, and our budget was whatever we could scam out of our parents.
Since basically all of our parental donations *actually* went to beer,
our budget was always less than the price of a beer.
(6) The lighting director needs to go to a stage supply company and
buy a book on lighting, as well as some gels.  I would suggest a sheet
of lavender (to reduce the skin oil glare) and some bastard amber (to
make the complexion smoother).  Damn, why don't I just make a porno
myself?  Oh, I forgot I am... 
(7) Don't even ask about the soundtrack.
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Chopped Liver!  The opinions expressed are mine and everyone
has a right to disagree with them.  After all, what am I,
chopped liver?  Oh, never mind, I guess I am...
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