Rectal Rodeo

Date sent:        Sun, 9 Mar 1997 09:48:07 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject:          REVIEW: "Rectal Rodeo"


RECTAL RODEO
director: Max Steiner.   Zane, 1995.
cast: J.R. Carrington, Candi Connor, Sally Layd, Autumn Day, Max Steiner,
 Nick East, Steve Hatcher, David Hardman, Don Fernando.
running time: 87 minutes.

sex scenes:
- J.R. Carrington (anal, dp:dick/dildo), Nick East
- Autumn Day (anal, dp:dick/dildo), Max Steiner
- J.R. Carrington (dildo-anal), Sally Layd
- Sally Layd (anal), Steve Hatcher
- Candi Connor (anal, dp), David Hardman, Don Fernando


Not much of a story here.  Two mellow fellows, Rex Bawdry (Nick East) and
Slim (Max Steiner/Hardcore), are hanging around a rodeo cheering on the 
riders.  They're drinking ale and having a good time getting drunk 
(especially Slim).  Later on, they bump into one of the lady horseriders
Rachel Rich (J.R. Carrington), who's surprised that they actually know who
she is.  Rex asks her if she needs her spurs polished but the horny lil'
lady says she needs her pussy polished instead and starts rubbing it 
(through her jeans) up against Rex's face.  Taking that as his cue, he 
picks her up, puts her over his shoulder, and they take off.  Slim, sitting
down in his drunk condition, rambles on about how to really score with the
women.  He says, "So that's how you do it!  Hmm.. so, you don't need your
spurs polished.. what you need is.. your pussy polished!"  He continues 
rambling then fade out.

We open up on Rachel and Rex in a bedroom.  He's playing a guitar while she
rubs his crotch with a soft, gliding action.  Once he finishes strummin' 
away, she tells him, "Well, it was sure nice of you to spend five minutes
of your time, Rex, trying to get down my pants."  Then she says all she has
is ten minutes to spare, so they'd better cut right to the chase.

- After kissing, they both undress but J.R. keeps her black panties, black
cowgirl boots, and a pearl necklace on.  She proceeds by giving Nick head,
using spit and wolfing it down (but no deep throat).  They eventually get
into a 69 and J.R. starts rubbing his dick in between her gargantuan 
breasts.  When these two get into the sex, Nick really plows himself deep
inside her pussy and makes her pant, but her facial expressions make her
not seem as enthused as she sounds (but she doesn't look bored or anything;
perhaps his slim Marc Wallice-like whanger isn't big enough to make her
reach sheer ecstacy.)  They get into several positions: cowgirl, missionary,
doggy (with eventual anal penetration), RAC (reverse anal cowgirl), and
spoon-anal (with eventual dildo penetration in her pussy.)  A few times
the cameraman goes in for close-ups and we get that fish-eye lense effect
that the folks at Rosebud are famous for filming, but there are some pretty
good anal close-ups.  These two fuck like wild bunnies and generate enough
heat to light up the otherwise dull and semi-faded picture quality, but as
I mentioned before, J.R.'s expressions seem almost neutral (and her staring
at the camera several times makes for an even less spontaneous feel to
the sex; not to mention a phone that rings twice in the background that
just suddenly stops.)  Nick does give her a rather vigorous rectal-ramming
throughout and when he pulls out, he climbs up to her face to give her a
hefty-enough facial (and she does lick his cock and take it into her mouth
briefly - making for an ass-to-mouth classification.)  A hot enough scene
overall however, even with the flaws.

We see a woman's hand wiping a bartop clean.  "Anytime," whispers Max and
the cameraman zooms out to reveal Slim having a drink at the bar and 
pouring out his sorrows to barmaid Rosie (Autumn Day).  He says he's not
doing so good now that Rachel Rich took off with good-for-nothing Rex.
He says he wants to get into her pants so bad, but now that she's taken
what other possible conclusion are we to draw but for good ol' Rosie to
offer herself up to him?

- Being the only sex scene with Max in it, you can rest assured it's the
most explicit one of the bunch.  I seriously don't know how lithe little
Autumn managed to remain a spirited little sex kitten throughout but she's
to be commended for having put up with Max's abusive treatment and still
have a smile on her face by the end of this approximate 30-minute segment.
First of all, Autumn Day is a petite blonde (almost too slim; rib cage
showing, etc) who bares a slight resemblance to J.R. herself.  She's light
enough to pick up, as witnessed in their stand-up 69, but she's also
nearly as tough as nails under the hands of one of hardcore's most explicit
female aggressors of all time.  Even as soon as she bends over to give him
head (her whole body's actually bent over the bartop), Max reaches around
and works four fingers in her pussy.  He also gets her to suck his balls 
while eventually grabbing her head tightly and skull-fucking her before
placing her on a table as he probes his four fingers deep in her ass.
Autumn shows pain frequently but is still quite enthusiastic enough to
undergo what he wants to give her.  Crude is one of the mildest ways one
can describe Max.  What kind of upbringing did he have, I wonder?  He
must've been a problem child way back when.  Anyhow, after exploring her
anal cavity with nearly a fist, Autumn reaches around to feel for herself
and says, "You opened up my ass real nice, didn't you?"  No, I'm sorry
Autumn.. the word 'nice' does not belong anywhere near Max.  As soon as
he fucks her ass, he tells her to stick a finger inside it alongside his
dick.  A while later, she's doing a reverse-anal cowgirl and Max reaches
around to work a dildo deep in her pussy.  Still, Autumn expresses pain
but manages to hang in there surprisingly before he pulls out and cums
in the crack of her ass.  From what I've read elsewhere, this action would
seem like one of Max's milder efforts.. and I wonder how many people out
there actually find this kind of sex more erotic than erratic.

A few days before a major competition at the rodeo.  Rachel visits Sarah
(Sally Layd) who's in a stable wiping down one of the saddles.  A little
nervous about riding, Rachel asks her if there's any way the competition
can be 'fixed' so that she can win.  Sarah tells her she's not in charge
of the event but that her friend Duke is.  But as far as the favor of
fixing the race is concerned, Sarah tells her, "Maybe that all depends
on what you'll do!"  "With Duke?" she asks coyly.  Sarah bluntly says,
"No.  With ME, silly."  "Oh, baby.." moans Rachel. "What do you have in
mind?"  But it's inevitable so I'll just cut right to the chase.

- Sally Layd is one of porn's hard-edged trailer park fuck sluts and her
nastiness with J.R. brews a rather intense concoction here.  She clearly
takes control of the situation (so much so that J.R. is on the receiving
end the whole time.)  Even as Sally positions J.R. several times, you
can see she's a mean porn queen with attitude - the kind of woman you
don't want to mess around with.  J.R. lays back on the saddle and has
her ankles (well, through her cowgirl boots) tied up in the love-swing
position as Sally straps one on and gives her pussy a heated rubber 
pounding.  Then she slowly eases the dildo into J.R.'s ass, calming
herself down and not quite slamming it into hurt her.  J.R. seems to
enjoy herself, laying her head back and moaning in pleasure.  Then the
scene just ends.  A semi-feverish g/g that has its moments.

Minutes later after having dressed up again.  Rachel asks, "So Sarah?
What do you think?"  "Well, I think I can convince Duke to give you some
help, Rachel," she replies.  Rachel smiles and says, "Great!  This is
going to be my best win yet!"

So now we open up on Duke (Steve Hatcher, formerly known as Jake Williams)
combing one of the horse's manes.  Sarah moseys on into the stable and
greets him.  She asks him for a favor and he tells her he'll do anything
in the world for her.  "Well, I kinda made friends with that new girl Rachel
Rich?" she says.  "And I was wondering if there's some way you can get me
the fastest horse for her in the competition?  I figured maybe you wouldn't
mind doin' it for little ol' me?"  Of course he doesn't mind, then walks
her a few feet ahead (away from the horse) so that they can brainstorm a
few ideas for what she can do in return for the favor.  One syllable: sex.

- Sally takes Steve's cock in her mouth like a leech sucking blood.  She
almost deep throats him each time she goes down and spits on it for extra
nastiness.  With a raunchy gleam in her eyes, she even starts biting on
it but clearly prefers having it slide up and down her throat.  He dirty
talks her a bit while she's working her hungry mouth then vigorously works
his middle finger in her tight ass.  A doggy follows and Sally isn't as
aggressive as she was with J.R. earlier.  She seems rather submissive
actually, taking her anal cram session with ease.  Then she rides him
cowgirl-anal for a few minutes before she gets her right breast plastered
with cum.  She even sucks him for a bit afterwards but the scene isn't a
real ass-to-mouth because the segment changed from the cowgirl-anal to
Sally laying down on her back with Steve at her breasts.  Too bad Sally
didn't show her indecent side as much as she should have, but she still
looked eager to be fucked by the somewhat goofy-looking Hatcher.

"I think we can work out something," Duke says.  So Sarah tells him that
Rachel's going to be riding the 10th horse and that he should replace it
with the fastest one they have - Bust-A-Move.  "That girl Tess," she
says, "she's number 6.  Alright?  Make sure she gets Slow-Mo.  Got it?"
So their plan is all set.

The day of the competition.  Before the race, Duke sneaks into one of the
stalls that belongs to Slow-No and switches the name tag with that of 
Bust-A-Move.  What results of this later, as you'll find out, is a backfire
of sorts.  All I have to ask is, "Why is a horse named Slow-Mo, who 
wouldn't be expected to win anyways, even be entered into the competition??"

The race.  Rex and Slim are watching on the side and both Rachel and Tess
Trueheart (Candi Connor) are sitting down in the arena.  Rachel has a look
of confidence as Tess looks on a little nervously.  They get up to prepare
themselves and the race gets on its way (but of course we don't see 
anything - just brief clips of other people riding horses.)

Hours later, at the bar.  A bartender (David Hardman) and his friend (Don
Fernando) are in the company of Tess.  David says, "Can't believe after
five years, somebody finally did it.  Somebody finally beat Rachel Rich."
(Huh?!  Tess won?  Did Duke screw up somewhere along the lines?  Perhaps
Tess knew of their scheme and re-switched the horse tags again?  But it's
not known for sure.  Maybe she just had an amazing stroke of luck with
Slow-Mo?  Oh wait, something else.. if David can't believe that after five
years, somebody 'finally' beat Rachel, that means she's famous for the
races.  Why then, in the beginning, was Rachel so surprised that Rex and
Slim knew who she was?  Was she just being sarcastic?  I know *I* am when
I saw that Max (who wrote this) knows how to put together a good script!
The guy is just as brutal with a pen and piece of paper as he is with the
ladies!)  Anyhow, the three of them toast her victory and David asks her
what she's going to do to celebrate.  What else is there to do, but fuck?

- Cute little Candi Connor climbs on top of the bar with the guys slowly
getting her out of her skimpy clothing.  Candi's a long-haired dirty blonde
with a sensual appeal but a desire for a good hard pounding.  Small breasts
and a slim figure, Candi's a sweet treat that can take a licking and still
keep on ticking.  Both David and Don don't put her through any rigorous
paces but make her take both their cocks in her mouth at once and each take
turns in both her holes (DP and reverse-DP).  She's not a typical screamer,
and takes being double plugged quite easily.  Candi's a good sport and
looks relaxed even though some of their positions look a little cramped at
times.  For the closer, she gets down on her knees to get creamed on one
side of her face by David, then the other side by Dumbo-ears Don.  They 
give her a rather messy facial and the scene fades out on what looks like
Candi trying to blow bubbles with some cum in her mouth.  This was a 
seemingly nasty scene but not quite down 'n dirty to be considered truly 
raunchy.  The end.

The color of the video may be dull, but there are some heated moments
to distract your attention from the picture quality.  Now, in the case of
the Autumn/Max scene.. he is just way too harsh on the little lady for 
anyone to sit through it and find it enjoyable (unless you *really* love
pain).  What Max finds amusing about treating the women the way he does
is beyond me.  It's one thing to give a woman pleasure, but to stretch
her open and make her say "ow!" many times just isn't my thing, not even
in my most depraved fantasies.  Sally, J.R., and Candi are nice to look
at but not a complete loss if you never pick up this tape.  Only die-hard
fans of Max's work will enjoy viewing his scene.  Otherwise, if you're
very sensitive and mild-mannered, I suggest you forget about taking a
trip to the "Rectal Rodeo" unless you want to view anal-probing at a much
more explicit level.


Joey Markham
[email protected]