Rectal Princess

These reviews were written by a man who loves black women;
hopefully these films will add to one's enjoyment of women in
general.  They do for me, anyway.

Rectal Princess

   This is a compilation tape which features Lana Sands in nearly every 
   scene.  Apparently she is the "rectal princess".  Somehow I doubt that
   this is a crown which she covets, but she does indeed take it up the
   butt on this tape, and as a Lana Sands fan I thought I should 
   review it.

   We start with Lana in a pool administering head to some white guy.  
   He eventually gets into her doggie-style.  This is some blond guy with
   a receding hair line.  She rides him after a while, giving us some 
   decent shots of her big juicy ass.  Next he invades the tushie of the
   "rectal princess".  He pumps her butt cavity and then comes a little 
   into her mouth.  The sex is fairly boring.  It wasn't really hot 
   at all until it got nasty.

   Next Lana and Julian St. Jox go at it on a pool table.  She sucks his 
   nipples, then slowly goes down and sucks (the first half of) his dick.
   He raises her skirt up and eats on her pussy.  This looks like one of
   Lana's earlier scenes.  She's not made up and she actually looks a little
   rough here (I say that with all due respect, Lana, I think you're 
   gorgeous).  He starts to fuck her standing while she lies on the table.
   Then he gets in doggie-style.  Then she rides him while squatting.  The
   cum is eventually in/on the mouth.  Nothing about this scene is really
   all that special.

   Now Lana is working with "Dick Nasty".  After some foreplay she ends up
   riding him while facing him.  I hate it when these white guys moan like 
   babies while getting sex.  I probably do it myself, but that doesn't 
   mean I have to like it.  Dick Nasty gets to hump her from behind next.
   Eventually, Lana surrenders the use of her fudge tunnel and screams
   and groans while he pumps his thing into her.  He comes, as did his
   predecessors, on/in her mouth.  Again, the sex wasn't hot at all until it
   got nasty, at which point it got moderately interesting.

   Now Lana works with Rick Masters, who is dressed up as some type of space
   alien which has two dicks.  Lana is made up like some kind of 
   extra-terrestial siren, too.  They are apparently on a spaceship.  She
   sucks each of his dicks one after the other.  Then she rides what is
   presumably the real one.  The alien humps her from behind, too, to a
   "2001 : A Spece Odyssey" type of a soundtrack.  Cum eventually flows onto 
   her backside.  A funny backdrop but not all that great of a scene.  The
   editing or direction seems weak on these scenes, there's no naturalistic
   flow.  It's just one position to the next.

   There is one non-Lana scene here.  It's Janet Jacme and Julian St. Jox.  
   He's eating her pussy to start and we're looking at her juicy, juicy
   butt.  Jenet's looking very nice here, overall.  She sucks his dick
   while he eats her, and makes some slobbering sounds while doing it.  
   Then he stands up and she gives him the old mouth-fucking action.  
   Amazingly, they cut away from this almost immediately (boneheads) and
   show him in behind her doggie-style.  Ooohh, she is hot, and she sounds
   even better than she looks.  Julian works a thumb in to the butthole.
   Then he's soon underneath of her fucking her nice and slow in the shit
   canal.  He eventually gives it to that muscular little butt hard and
   long from a variety of positions, most notably while she's on her side
   moaning while we check out those buns of hers from an interesting angle.  
   He aims for her mouth (she's always right in perfect position to catch 
   cum) but kind of hits her in the nose instead, with a bit of cum.  
   Although the editing of this was rather odd, in a bad way, it is the best 
   scene on the tape and relatively hot.

   This tape will give anal freaks some of what they want, but it's not
   really all that special.  I give it an 8 mostly for the last scene,
   which is apparently available somewhere else.  If you want to see Lana's
   best work, it's not on here - check out "Black Dirty Debutantes", and
   "My Baby Got Back" parts 3, 4, and 7 for some great Lana scenes.