Rectal Raiders

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Subject: REVIEW - Rectal Raiders
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 97 00:54:48
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Review: Rectal Raiders
From: Rosebud
Starring: Mila, Chloe Nicholle, Suzi Suzuki, Dawn Devine, Midori
Running time: 1:14
Rating 4 out of 5
Directed by: Rex Borsky 
Produced on: 2/11/97

      Mila (Bj,Fi,F,A), Chloe Nicholle (Bj,F,Fi,A), Marc Wallice
      Suzi Suzuki (Bj,F,A), T.T. Boy
      Dawn Devine (Bj,F,A), Tom Byron 
      Midori (Bj,F,A), T.T. Boy, Jake Steed

   The plot of this movie... Yeah, right.  This movie has no plot, and
indeed no music, which only underscores the complete lack of need for it.
The normal Rosebud background music is certainly... appropriate and
energetic, but I'll take moaning and dirty talk over music any day. It
reveals something odd about the audio, but since it matches the action and
the actors faces. I'm at a loss to explain what's going on.
1:    Anyway, the first scene starts off with Mila, who is making an
incredible run at being porn's nastiest blonde (no Vivid chick is she!
She's actually too nasty to fit in a Rosebud movie!), and brunette Chloein
a room with Marc Wallice. They lie down on a bed and turn over so Wallice
can kiss and lick their behinds from behind. he quickly double plugs Chloe
with his fingers, then Mila. Chloe moans while Mila launches herself down
the dirty-talk road. They flip over so Wallice can finger their pussies
with two fingers each.
   He then concentrates on Mila, getting, one, then two, then three fingers
ramming in her ass and one in her pussy, and slaps her ass some, which
seems to make her happy. Then he gets his man-sausage out so they can chow
down, before Mila deep throats him, spitting and roaring all the while. A
little light wrestling and he bends her so her torso is completely off the
bed and brings Chloe over to tongue her ass while he puts his pig-sticker
in her ear. He transfers to Mila's mouth, and finally gets into Chloe
missionary, sending her eyes rolling back almost immediately. The he gets
Mila on her stomach for some pounding, which is vigorous, if not
long-lasting. The he's on his back and she RC's him, before climbing off,
so Chloe can get in some straight C (cowgirl, of course), before begging
Marc to fuck her missionary, which he does.
   This woman certainly has no trouble achieving orgasm, not when he's in
her pussy and not when her turns he over and plugs her ass. Next up is
Mila, and neither does she as he humps her ass with her stomach on the bed.
He pulls out for a double pop on their faces.
2:    The second scene, with Suzi and T.T., would blow 299 out of 300 other
scenes right out of the water... were they boats, and in water, and
actually armed, you understand. It is an incredibly hot scene, and another
scene like it on the tape would be well over a 5, meaning that it could
give erections to eunuchs at Easter.
   It starts out ordinarily enough, with Suzi, dressed in some little black
plastic faux maid's apron and gloves, straightening up a room where T.T.
lies on the bed. She moves a few things around, and climbs on top of him
for some ball dusting. She gets his wood out, and OF COURSE she goes down
on him, while removing the gloves.
   After a few minutes of chowing down at the banana plantation, she climbs
up to ride T.T.'s poker. This fairly quickly gets her to moaning, to
yelling, to orgasming. They take a break to disrobe, and she climbs on top
of him for some reverse cowgirl fun, which leads to more orgasm fun.
   She goes down on him, and T.T gets behind her for a howl at the moon.A
rough, no-holds-barred, mugging of a howl at the moon that give her
orgasms. He tells her not to move, but the fucking he gives her eventually
forces her down onto her stomach so he can hold her down while fucking her.
She may be acting, but she certainly doesn't seem to mind. He turns her on
her side and gets her into some sidesaddle, lying
half-on-her-side-and-half-on-her-front position.
   Then he gets it into her ass. She never really gets out of this
position, apparently nailed there even though T.T. apparently restrains
himself a little, but that's okay, because she comes harder than before.
She has orgasm after orgasm as T.T. controlledly thunders away at her, head
down, muscles bulging. Big ones, little ones, maybe even retroactive ones.
She had one near the end that's so intense it looks like she's never going
to stop coming and has spasms at several points during the whole thing, one
of which she has even long after he's pulled out. And, yes, to all you A2M
freaks out there, he DOES go directly from her ass to her mouth. Satisfied?
I may not approve of his troglodyte overtones, but he appears to fuck her
like no other.
3:    Most any scene after this would pale in comparison, and the next one
doesn't fail in that respect. It starts off sensuously enough, with Tom
Byron behind a young woman whom I can only assume is Dawn Devine. He's
standing behind her, pressing himself into her while running his finger in
and out of her mouth. She's okay, if a little strange-looking: there's
almost something mongoloid about her forehead. But she looks like she has a
pleasantly wide behind, and her slightly big norks don't look too bad,
either.
   He licks her behind and then she sucks his cock before climbing up the
ride him while he fingers her ass. Then some missionary, spoon-style and
then reverse cowgirl. This is all very pleasant, but, were it me, about
then I'd be wondering how long I'd have to hold out so she wouldn't tell
her friends I was a bad lay, and how quick I could make it so I could go
read a book. The look on her face is interesting. but I'd never use the
word "climax" in 
   She's got a big soft-looking ass and she bends over sticks it up in the
air. You know why. Then for some sidesaddle, then spoon style before he
shoots on her ass. She's not exactly asleep through all this, but a video
full of this would make my local library very happy.
4:    The last scene has Midori, grapefruit-hard titties and legs open to
the world, masturbating on her back on a large footstool as T.T. and Jake
Steed watch her almost casually. T.T. comes over to her first, to kiss her
and get his fingers into the... pie. Jake comes over on the other side.
T.T. briefly goes down on her, while she starts to suck Jake. T.T., showing
some human vulnerability for once, rubs himself to complete hardness on her
pussy before getting in at the opposite end from Jake. as Midori grunts and
moans very salaciously. They all take a moment to undress and  Midori gets
on her knees do T.T. can do her doggie.
   Then Jake does her missionary while sucking on T.T., then Jake goes on
doggie patrol. Missionary, they switch (these guys switch more than
RuPaul!). She squats doggie on the stool so T.T. can "poker in the rear"
(no liquor in the front, though). It's an arousing shot, I'll admit.  Some
missionary anal then he goes sperm in her mouth. Jake finishes things off
by coming over for some missionary anal and then another pops in her mouth.
The scene was okay, but no reason to rent this tape.
Conclusion:    Scenes 1 and ESPECIALLY 2 are worth renting; there's some
real heat there that gets up to the fusion level. But if one great and one
good scene out of 4 aren't enough for you, then go rent "Fargo."

Key:
E: The woman gets eaten.
Fi: The woman gets fingered, either for a significant amount of time or to
orgasm.
Bj: The woman gives a blowjob, either to a man or to a strapped-on
strap-on, long enough for the act to be arousing.
F: A penis or strap-on is inserted into the woman's vagina.
A: A penis or strap-on is inserted into the woman's ass.
D: A dildo is inserted into the woman's vagina.
DA: A dildo is inserted into the woman's ass.

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