Raunch 3

Date sent:        Fri, 13 Dec 1996 00:33:11 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject:          REVIEW: "Raunch 3"


In the beginning there was "Raunch", from the folks at Coast to Coast and
directed by Patti Rhodes.  It was about a group of women sharing a jail cell
and telling their stories of how they got there.  Each of their stories were
played out as sex scenes and at the end, they were all so turned on they
couldn't resist but frisk eachother and combine all their forces to create
their own little tale.  Then came "Raunch 2" from the same company and 
director.  That one was about a mental hospital with whacked out patients
who relieved their bored selves by having sex (there was even a treatment
room that consisted of the doctor's assistants bringing some patients in
there and fucking them).  So far, typical sex movies with the usual silly
storylines but not really focusing on any particular form of raunch as the
title implies (you want 'raunchy'?  Go rent "Freaks Of Nature".. no wait,
those are 'cheesy').  Anyhow, one sequel after a pre-quel and we have a post-
sequel, "Raunch 3" (that was a totally contrived sentence, right?  I just 
want to make sure you're on the same wavelength for what's coming up).


RAUNCH 3

director: Patti Rhodes.   Coast to Coast, 1991.

cast: Teri Weigel, Ashley Nicole, Tracy Winn, Carolyn Monroe (=Candace),
  Buck Adams, Joey Silvera, T.T. Boy, Don Fernando, Peter North, Julian 
  St.Jox (=Julian Paul). 

running time: 73 minutes.

- Teri Weigel, Tracy Winn (?) [intro]
- Ashley Nicole, Buck Adams
- Teri Weigel, Peter North
- Tracy Winn, Joey Silvera
- Carolyn Monroe, Buck Adams
- Ashley Nicole, T.T. Boy, Don Fernando, Julian St.Jox
- Teri Weigel, Joey Silvera


From yet again the same company and director, this movie's about.. hell if I
know.  It takes place in some strange fantasy world, somewhere right before
heaven (kind of like a waiting room to get to heaven).  At least, that is 
what we are lead to believe halfway through the flick.  At the start of the
video (after a short clip of Teri being fucked with a strap-on dildo by 
someone who is most probably Tracy Winn - they never show her face), we see
Teri walking around as if lost and having a run-in with Ashley Nicole, who's
wielding a dildo-on-a-drill and scaring her with it.  Teri takes off and 
Buck Adams just 'suddenly' appears and fucks Ashley.  Teri is suddenly in 
some room and standing before her is Peter North who tells her he's the man 
of her dreams - so they fuck.  When they're done, Peter turns into Ashley 
and Teri runs off scared again.  Later, Tracy just shows up out of nowhere 
and finds Teri fast asleep.  She wakes her up and all Teri wants to do is 
get some sleep, so Tracy says she'll be back later and leaves.  She heads 
back to Joey Silvera, who tells her they have to help Teri get back home or 
they'll be stuck on the stairway to heaven forever.  Tracy knows how anxious
they both are to get to heaven but she tells him they should just let Teri 
get some sleep for now (like they'll earn their wings if they can help her 
out and send her back home).  Then we find out that Joey's a crossdresser. 
That gets Tracy so turned on, they fuck.  Now, T.T. just instantly shows up 
before Teri and wakes her up letting her know he can help her (so they go.. 
but to where.. who knows.. because we open up on Ashley again).  We see 
Ashley preparing slave-like Carolyn Monroe (this is Candace (Heart) before 
all her surgeries: nose, boobs, etc) for her very first dildo in the ass but
she gets paged on her beeper and has to take off.  So Buck shows up again and
continues where Ashley left off.  After their scene, we find Ashley in the
middle of three guys who each take their turn with her and when they're done,
Ashley turns into Teri.  Now, if all that confusion wasn't enough.. we see
Teri at 'home' (wherever that is) and it appears that she just woke up from
something (was this movie all a dream?).  But she's in bed with Joey and
even Tracy makes a brief appearance telling Teri she passed out for a while
(but Tracy has on a bra and strap-on dildo.. who is she?  Are these three 
roommates?).  When Tracy's gone, Teri tells Joey he tried so hard at 
something (whatever it is) and he tells her he's just trying to make her 
happy.  So, what better way to be even happier.. than by having sex?  End of 
story.  Ok, so this is porn and some people don't care for the story.  But
those that do will have a hard time trying to make sense of this mess.  
However, Teri Weigel makes for some nice onscreen moments as well as Ashley
Nicole.  Some of the scenes tend to drag, but it's nothing your remote 
control can't handle.  So, without further ado..

Here are the scenes:

- Teri Weigel, Tracy Winn (?) [intro]

This scene is played out for a little over a minute (as the opening credits
roll).  Teri's laying on her back on a bed and Tracy is hovered over her 
penetrating a strap-on dildo inside of her.  Teri screams her usual 'over
the top' scream accompanied with dirty talk ("Oh my God.. fuck me!" etc..).
Die-hard Weigel fans will delight over this opening, others would just skip
it (but since she's the main actress, why would Teri-haters want to rent
this video?  This happened to be the first time I saw her in action and I
was taken back by how loud she got with only a centimeter of penetration).

- Ashley Nicole, Buck Adams

Ashley is an auburn-haired cutie.  Long, slender legs with a decent looking
boobjob and topped off with a mane of long frizzy hair, Ashley has definitely
been one of porn's most underused starlets.  Here she looks great with a 
leather mini-skirt and black leather knee high boots.  She has some kind of
colored toilet paper-like material wrapped around her chest, but not covering
up her breasts.  The only thing she takes off is the skirt and once she does,
she sits back and uses the dildo inside of her (with the drill still attached
to it, but not turning it on).  Adams takes over and munches on her pussy, 
bringing her to a series of orgasms that has her 'bucking' around.  She gives  
him head, taking it in her mouth and milking it with fast and slow strokes.
They get into a mish and doggie.  It's not scorching throughout, but there
are a few good moments of intensity.  After pulling out from doggie, Ashley
turns around to receive Buck's load on her chest.  What an animal she is,
she starts sucking him off again with more energy than before!  Damn that
fade-out.  :-)

- Teri Weigel, Peter North

They start off embracing eachother like lovers, then Peter picks her up and
carries her to a bed.  Things seem quite passionate as they kiss and wrap
eachother up in their arms then when Teri takes him in her mouth, you can see
a spark or two.  When Peter tastes her, she starts her wild banshee cries and
her upper body bounces up and down.  They do a hot mish that turns even 
hotter when Peter picks her up (remaining on his knees on the bed) and they 
start thrashing it out.  She falls back down, but that doesn't stop him from
giving it all he's got.  Sure, Teri's screaming may be a little too loud or
fake or whatever but things are quite intense.  The heat level simmers down
a bit when they do a doggie poke, but it doesn't fizzle.  Then Peter 
plasters her back with cum, from her ass to her shoulders.  She doesn't smear
it or anything but she does look totally spent from this wild workout.

- Tracy Winn, Joey Silvera

Tracy has a very wholesome image.  Here she's dressed in white and wearing
a pearl necklace and looks extremely pretty with her long brown hair that
softly cascades around her shoulders.  She's a tall woman with an all 
natural body (a big plus!).  Unfortunately, she doesn't work wonders with 
Joey Silvera.  He's wearing a garter belt and nylons which he keeps on 
throughout the scene (and Tracy's the one who ends up totally nude).  They 
do the usual routines and a bit of smoke flows into view from time to time 
(I guess to remind us that they're right near heaven's gate).  He ends up 
popping his load on her asscheek.  No real highlight in this forgettable 
scene.  

- Carolyn Monroe, Buck Adams

Carolyn here has the small natural boobs and nose that ended up being worked
on after doing a handful of vids as 'Candace Heart'.  I admit, I like the
result of the nosejob, but her boobs.. oh well, at least here one can bask
in all her natural glory.  She gets a lengthy session of head from Buck then
she blows him and a mish follows.  Then a doggie poke is explored before she
gets a mild facial.  Carolyn looks a little tired and the the sex wasn't as 
hot as it could've been, but we are traveling on a slow road to recovery 
after the previous scene.

- Ashley Nicole, T.T. Boy, Don Fernando, Julian St.Jox

Things heat up a little more with Ashley's presence in this mini gang bang
scene.  She never does anal, much less a dp (has she ever done either in her
porn career?) but she looks like she's taking things in stride.  None of the
guys (not even T.T.) present that "Come on, let's give it to her" roughness,
so things didn't get nasty.  Ashley did look a little better in her previous
scene, too.  Near the end, she sits down and rubs her pussy as she watches 
the three guys stroking themselves just inches away from her face.  She 
talks a little dirty and looks like she can't wait to receive it but it 
turns out to be Teri Weigel who 'suddenly' takes her place and receives the 
cumbath.  We don't even see the guys cumming, all we see is Teri swaying her
head back and forth as wads of the 'white stuff' (it looks real.. but is 
it?) plaster her chest.

- Teri Weigel, Joey Silvera

Just like in her scene with Peter North, she embraces and kisses her partner
very passionately (I haven't seen all that many Weigel movies, so I forget -
is she usually sensual with her male partners?).  She also looks very pretty
here.  But when Joey goes down to have a lick, her moans and screams just
start getting louder as expected.  They do it in missionary and doggie 
style.  She's energetic enough and proves she can liven up a scene (and I 
don't just mean her screams).  Joey cums on her pussy and they embrace 
again.

Well, what we have here is a video that starts off hotter than it ends.  
Teri and Ashley are the only two worth watching (and I liked the way Teri 
looks here as opposed to her more recent comeback look).  It was also
disappointing to know that director Patti Rhodes wrote this one.  If she 
can get away with this, then lots of other budding young directors might 
take this same route.  I don't even know why they call this series "Raunch",
there is truly nothing 'raunchy' about it.  It should've simply been called
"Sex" (but how many times has that one been used, eh? :-).  


Joey Markham
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