Pyramid #1

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Subject: Review: Pyramid #1
Date: Tue, 28 Jan 97 09:28:58


Review The Pyramid 1 


Cast: Tania Russof, Sandra Dark, Mafalda, Regina, Sveta, Angelica.
 David Perry, Philippe Dean, Richard Langin,Jolt Walton, Alain Deloin
(non-sex,), Pierre Woodman (non-sex)

Some of the ladies are only 

This is my first review, so please be warned.

My Taste:
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 I like movies from the golden age with plot, but also the
first private movies. I did not like the latest private stuff, and
refuse to watch the Private story tapes they crank out every month.
Ahem - yes, I have to admit, I also like wall-to-wallers (I have
rented Anal Jeopardy with Missy at the same day,.....). So, again, be
warned.  

However, what I like most are pictures of beautiful girls having fun...


Rating:
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Running time 1h :55 min, 5 scenes

This is one of the mosty expensive and hyped private production, with
a large cast list, very good looking girls and very good production
values. The image quality is very good, everything ist well lit. Many
closeups, but also frequent wide angle shots prove that the performers
are having fun... All scenes end in a facial (often, more than
one). After each facial, the girls play a bit and look smilimgly
directly to the camera. All girls did anal. DP always, whenever there
was more than one guy around. Also a bit of lez. They looked like they
had fun making the movie..

 
I have no experience in reviewing, thus no numbers. I liked it!  Much
better than the latest private movies I have seen. (No artsy cutting,
clear lighting, nice girls, egyptian atmosphere, fun, a plot ....)

Downsides - part of a series of three films, thus a little bit
streched, sometimes. The acting could sometime be better. But it does
not distract overall.

The scenes:
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The movie starts with a couple of archeologists (D.Perry and Sveta(?))
looking for a grave in Egypt. Acting is not too good, partly due to a
very bad (german) synchronisation (during one romp later, the lady
says "I am becoming a nuclear plant" and stuff like that. Every 2nd
sentence is "I am hot like an oven". In german, it sounds even worse.)
The find some hieroglyphs (sex and blowing the flute), and find a map
showing the location of the grave. The are seen by some bad guys (now
I am missing the correct words - guys that want to steal the content
of a grave). They run away, are chased, but can escape due to the
presence of a cobra.

Then, the archeologists are looking to go toCairo to find the grave.

This is intercut by scenes of a nice lady (Sveat?) driving in cart
powered by a horse through Cairo. Finally, she goes to the harbor,
finds a fisher man (Jolt Walton) and asks him to show her the river.
Well, inside his old ship, he shows her more. A nice scene
develops. They seems to like each other (kissing, gently touching body
parts of the co-performer,...yes, I know, its just acting, but this
hapens also during other scenes in the movie)). As you could guess,
they do also anal.HotHot.

Then, you see the bad guys (3) who did not catch the archeologists
looking for some girl to get laid. Well, one of them knows one (yes,
he is stuttering very stupidly. I guess it should be funny. Did I
mention the sync yet?) They find her (Malfada, looking and dressed
like an Arab girl, guess she is one) in the desert, she teases them a
bit, but then surrenders nicely. DP included. 

When Sveta departs from the boat, David + Angelica arrive to ask him
to bring them to Cairo. He wants to do it, but has not eaten yet, so
they accompany him to his house (in the suburbs. A lot of people are
around and stare at the actors and actress in a mini skirt. ) In the
house, they are greated by Jolts Wife Sandra Dark (dressed as an Arab
girl). She serves dinner.  Then, they taste something different. A
great 4-some devellops, with 2 DPs and, as a highlight, some brief but
convincing lez. Hot

Finally, Angelica + David arrive at the archeological site, find the
grave. Instead of a mummy, they find Amiris, a 4000 y old egyptian
goddess, (Tania Russoff of Penthouse fame, as beautiful as ever) who
was buried there livingly by envious princesses. She describes the
archeologists why she is here: she is the goddess of love, and had too
much fun with the pharao (Richard Langin). Well it looks like egyptian
godesses have a very graphic phantasy. Nice flash back (yes, anal
included in a very nice erotic scene in a huge bath-tub, starting with
some tease).

Angelica + David take Amiris with them. Then they go to the minister of
education (Alain Deloin) to tell that they have found a grave. But he
seems to be a bad guy (see part 2 + 3).

As a recreation, a local friend (P. Dean) shows David the bazar. They
talk with bazaris (real egyptians (not staged??) I wonder if they know
in what type of movie they will appear?) before going into a shop,
where they meet lovely Regina, and want to buy an egyptyan (???)
fishnet body. Unfortunately, she has only one left. Fortunately (for
us), she wears it, and so you can guess what will happen. Yes,
egyptian shop assistants seem to like DP. At least this one. Hot.

Finally you see the minister going to his harem, where there are about
10 beautiful girls waiting for him.

But-we have to wait for the next part to see what will happen.  Well -
I guess I will see know it soon, I will definitely rent Pyramid 2 and
3.

Andrew