Pvm: Big Pack 2

FROM: [email protected] (Nonick)
SUBJECT: REVIEW: PVM Big Pack 2/small note about Scarlet Woman
DATE: Sun, 29 Dec 1996 14:17:05 GMT
ORGANIZATION: DataWeb, het Internet in Den Haag

Hiya,

last week I rented Private Video Magazine Big Pack 2, some sort of
compilation-tape. I wanted some nasty asian babe featuring movie, like
Annabel Chong being relieved from constipation or something like that,
but hey, u can't have it all.

Anyway, this one was nice too. Featuring only unknown stars, which BTW
is a contradiction. Not the obligatory sweating LA-scene studs or
peroxided sluts with inflated monstertits. All natural tits, and nice
looking grlz. Not gorgious, but OK.

I am not familiar with the PVM format, but this one was just 5 scenes
with no story or plot or any relation between them. No Brockton
O'Toole to yammer inbetween, YUCK!.

Above all, this movie was fun. I think most pornflicks are fun, but
this one had some especially funny moments.

BTW, Scarlet Woman starring Juli Ashton is fun too. TT Boy plays a
mayor (true!) who wants to ban anal sex; I hate TTB mott, but he is
really funny in this one. Juli Ashton gets a near-monster facial in
the last, VERY hot scene. Great DP, very enthousiastic and on
receiving her reward she keeps her eyes wide open. A must see scene,
IMHO. Rest of the flick you can ff. But I digress.

OK, here's the scene-by-scene review:

Scene -1 (called "Harley Girl" - the titles are a smashing display of
creativity)

Starring a red/brownhaired (nice, for a whig:) girl who keeps chewing
gum throughout the scene and 2 guys. One rides up to a house on a
bike, you probably guessed what type, and he and her join a friend and
off we go. Very standard scene, and she seems to be bored out of her
mind. ("Well, it pays" she obviously thinks) She has small, natural
breasts, and a lot of freckles. Anyway, there's some sucking, some
fucking, some anal, a DP (not a bad one), one of the guys cums on her
ass, she rubs it over her pussy, one tries to cum on her face, but she
stears clear.
Well, if you like Harley's, the first 10 seconds of this scene are
nice :-)

Scene 2 - Santa "gang bang" Claus (I told you it was funny...)

Starring a tiny and nasty little asian girl and 4 guys dressed up as
Santa Claus. Language in this scene is French. Not that there is ample
conversation, BTW. She lies in front of the Xmas tree, dreaming of
being gangbanged (another Annabel Chong fan) but complaining to her
tedybear she's too young. Yeah, right!
She falls asleep, cut, pop-pop-pop-pop and there we have 4 guys
dressed up as Santa. They obviously didn't go through a lot of trouble
making it look real, I have never seen cheaper costumes before in my
life, but hey, what the heck, this was a special effect to be
remembered!. They start exploring her, she starts sucking, some
fucking (doggie, RC, the usual), some nice anal (she is really tiny,
and there's an excellent shot of the insertion. Ouch). The guys only
gradually lose their oufit during the action, making some shots really
funny. Beards on the side of their face! Plus the fact that one of
them is built like Arnold Schwarzenegger.Then some RAC, then one of
the guys joins her pussy for a DP the unusal way, and finally a DP the
ordinary way, a VERY nasty one!. The remaining 3 guys all cum on her
face, very good facial!. Hot scene!
Oh, and the giys in the end say "Merry Xmas, whore", how's that for
Xmas spirit?

Scene 3 - "French dinner" (sigh)

2 guys, 2 girls. Couple is having dinner in a restaurant, waiter telss
the guy there's someone on the phone for him, wife starts sucking
waiter, waiter's wife comes in pretending to be angry and resolving it
by sucking him too, return husband, angry too, well, the rest you can
guess. Do script-writers in the industry get payed?
Anyway, there's oral, doggie, cowboy, RC, RAC. The waiter/wife part is
quite nice, the other copule (?) is boring. Both guys cum on their
partners face, and the girls kiss after that. Which is nice. Hey,
director..give us more!!

Scene 4 - don't remember the title

Starring another asian girl (quite nice, small perky breasts) and 2
guys. She is dancing on some porch, I hate dancing, ff, joined by two
guyes, there we go again. Oral (very nice oral, BTW), the other guy
pokes her ass and pussy with his fingers, some rimming. Inbetween
positions, we see the sun setting above the sea, ahhh, real romantic.
Then there's some good anal action (doggiestyle), some other anal for
which i don't know a word, and the guy cums on her face and in her
mouth. She blows some bubbles. HOT scene, all in all. The second guy
never returns after being sucked, though he doesn't cum. Probably out
to see the sunset.

Scene 5 -"Wet sauna"

This was a fun scene. We see a _very_ blond shorthaired girl with a
nice body being photographed on a blanket in the snow. Actually these
shots are quite nice!. Anyway, enter 2 guys with black leather suits,
trying very hard to impersonate John Travolta. They hide between the
trees to spy on her. Very funny! Eventually they follow her to the
sauna. It is definitely not on, because there's no sweat in this
scene. So it's neither a wet nor a sauna scene. So much for logic,
hey, Paul Little (scriptwriter) She invites the guys over, and starts
sucking one of them. Out of the blue, and not very enthousisatic
either. She doesn't do a good job, gets only the head in. The other
guy is trying how far he can get his fingers, including thumb, in her
pussy, and gets in there to his knuckles. A near-fisting, well, i'm
not into that. Then the usual stuff, ending with a rather nice DP and
a good facial. The director keeps lingering on the aftermath for a few
minutes, and that makes up for the scene.  We see a close-up of
cummed-on her face while she's playing with 2 dicks. She doesn't seem
to like it very much, and do exactly what she's told, I thought that
was hot in a way. NICE!!

Scene 6 "Pool eh whatever"

This was a hilarious scene. The action is lame, but it's very funny.
BTW, again the language is French. Ok, here's what happens: we see a
medium/longhaired blonde with glasses near the pool of a house
somewhere in the mediterranean or so. Nice weather! Enter a van with 3
guys. She tells them they have to take care of the pool, apparently it
is broken or so. She goes off, and the guys go to work. They have a
very hard job pulling the plastic cover from the crystalclear pool,
one of them giving orders and the other two pulling. I think even she
might have managed that, although she is an adult star, but then she
wouldn't have been banged, so I guess it's all very obvious and
logical. Well, she returns and starts rubbing herserlf in with
suncream. Smart girl. Well, on to some masturbating, who could have
guessed it, and then there is a shot of the guys watching her from the
other side of the pool, drooling and all 3 wanking insanely, like a
bunch of demented monkeys in a zoo. ROTFL!!!! That was definitily the
funniest shot I have ever encountered in a pornflick!!
The guys are invited over to bang her, which they do, there's the
obligatory oral, doggie, anal, RAC, DP the other way round, ordinary
DP, one guy shoots in the air, the other two manage to miss her face.
Hmm. The weather was nice, though.

Scene 7 - "Backseat girls"

2 girls, 2 guys. Can't remember much of this last scene, except that
it featured a gorgeous brunette with small natural breasts and a
gorgious pussy and another, rather plain girl. Nothing special, they
both get anal, both get facials. No heat all in this one.

Well, to summarize, this movie does not have a lot of heat in it, but
it has 7 scenes, no boring one-on-ones, and a lot of anal, DP and
facials; the girls all have natural breasts, it's funny at times and
you don't get to see any of the usual asshole studs.

I'd say this one is worth a rent!

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