Pure Anal

FROM: [email protected] (Osanyin)
SUBJECT: Review: Pure Anal
DATE: 24 Dec 1996 19:46:21 GMT
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Pure Anal

Metro Home Video: various production dates listed ranging
from 11/95 to 6/96.  The sound is off on this tape. I think
they used some kind of compressor/limiter so you either
hear nothing or it is blaring.  Annoying, but then again
this is a Metro Product.  Direction had its good moments
and not so good moments.

No list of stars given.  I only recognized a couple.   If anyone
knows the blonde from scene #3, let me know.

Video loaded with many little anal oriented scenes.  The first
scene was described by Lamont.  I don't think it was a BAD
tape, though I wouldn't call it a good tape either - middle of the
road.

1) Liza Harper and dude.  She isn't particularly attractive.  She
is skinny and shapeless and has no ass.  If it wasn't for her
ability to hold her anus open, she wouldn't be around.  But that
great ability makes watching her worth every minute!  She is
with some guy.  She blows him then gets screwed.  Then she
gets analed spoon.  He pops in and out so she can dilate her
asshole.  Then RAC then doggy anal.  Some more very decent
dilation shots.  Scene ends with her hanging down of the edge of
a bed on her stomach and him analing her.  He finally stops (he
is limp) and he jerks off on her crack.  Not a tunnel shot.

2) Davia (who now calls herself Stormy Weather) and two dudes
(one who I know but can't think of his name - Dave Hardman??
 - Paul Norman?). 

She enters a room with a bed and starts blowing them.  Then
they take turns screwing her.  She has grossly disfigured fake
tits.  They pound away at her, then anal her RAC ,then doggy. 
Then in a poorly directed moment, she just sits there and stares
at the guys who are off camera stroking their rods.  Trying to coax
a load after their unenthusiastic fucking.  When the
obligatory moment arrives, they step up and jerk off on her face
and she just sort of sits there.  She has an expression on her face
like "Do I get paid now?"

3) A decent looking blonde (new to me) gets on a bed and is
joined by two dudes.  They suck each other then screw her. 
She is giggly, has nice real tits, and a slight belly (i.e. not flat
tummy  and not anorexic).  OK by me.  Nice bubble butt. 
Probably in her mid 20's.  There is little or no noise on the set at
first except the sound of the guy slamming her while he screws
her doggy-style.  They screw in a few other positions before
analing her moon-shaped ass spoon.  Then they DP her in the
standard DP position.  Then she gets analed in a Max-like 
up-n-over with good dilation shot and then they DP her in this
inverted position.  They kill this video by having her sit there
while the guys jerk themselves off on her face (yeah, this is how
I end sex with my woman).  The first shot is massive (a la Peter
North) and he hits her face and pools a lot of semen on her eyes
(this is supposedly very painful), so she sits there with her eyes
closed while #2 does his business.  Which is about three drops. 
This takes a while.  She sits there and doesn't even lend a hand
or suck them off or touch them at all.  Bad direction.  I kind of
like her though...

4) Some chick, Ron Jeremy and some other dude.  She has
perky tits, short cropped dirty blonde hair.  Both guys have large
dicks.  She is ok looking, a bit older than standard (i.e. 30's), she
gets screwed then analed on her side (spoon) by Ron.  Then
RAC with her lying on her back on top of Ron, this leaves her
open for the DP that follows.  Then they try to DAP her but it is
so crowded that I can't tell if they really accomplished this feat
or not.  They both jerk off over her open mouth. She gets
splashed pretty good.

5) Blonde bombshell and dude do it outdoors.  I can't remember
her name, perhaps they'll list the cast at the end.  She,
unfortunately, has huge fake tits.  They get it on, sucking, then
immediately to anal (half spoon/doggy).  She is very vocal. 
They do a number of anal positions before he cums on her face

6) A decent looking blonde with fake tits (not too gross though)
does two guys on a couch.  She blows them and they screw her. 
Next thing you know she is riding one of the guys RAC.  Looks
like they oiled her tits too, now they look like stretched
volleyballs.  Then they DP her in the upright RAC position, no
good insertion or removal shots.  They (guess what) jerk off on
her face.

7) A slightly chunky brunette.  Not very attractive to me, but not
ugly or disfigured either.  She reminds me of a stereotypical
Tijuana hooker tough I don't think she is Mexican.  She has a
nipple ring.  She gets it on with a pale-skinny dude and another
guy as well.  Same format as the previous scenes.  BJ, then anal. 
RAC followed by DP.  No insertion or removal shots.  They DP
her in an up-n-over then jerk off on her face.

8) Blonde with hair tied back, real tits (yea!).  Heavy on the
mascara, reminds me of one of the Robert Palmer "Simply
Irresistible" girls.  Hair is dyed green.  Not a beauty by any
stretch of the imagination but enthusiastic.  She is joined by a
dude.  She blows him, really sucks him good. He screws her,
then anals her on her back.  Again, I note she is pretty
enthusiastic.  Then RAC.  He jerks off on her neck but she does
suck him off afterwards.

9) Blonde and guy in the outdoors.  Looks like an empty zoo
exhibit.  She has medium sized tits (fake).  He fingers her then
gets blown.  Then they screw.  Her fake tits hang down and you
can see the gel packs stretching under the skin (now do you see
why I hate fake tits?).  Otherwise she is fairly attractive.  He
anals her on her back though he can't keep hard and there is a
fly buzzing around (lunchtime!!).  He finishes by jerking off on
her mouth.