Pierced, Punctured and Perverted

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Newsgroups: alt.sex.movies
Subject: Mini Review:  Pierced, Punctured, and Perverted
Date: 17 Jul 1996 02:56:24 GMT



I decided to give this video a spin, the box cover looked tempting, (I
know don't go by the box cover...grin), so I decided to preview the
flick. The box cover read it was about the goings on in a tattoo
parlor, well, since I like tattooed women, I said what the heck!

Problems with this movie. No real big stars, lots of women I have never
seen and one (Jamie Lee) who I think I have seen before. At least they
named the stars and showed their pictures, but I had no pen to jot the
names down, (I was never a boy scout!), plus the introductions, some
really didn't show much of the faces...aahhhh!  None of the women
really hat lots of TATTOOS!  God, what a bummer!  Nor are they PIERCED!
Jeezzz with all the sleazy babes around you would think the producers
could come up with some tattooed and pierced girls... oh well

What I liked about the movie. They got the PERVERTED right at least. I
guess batting .333 will get you in the all star game and the hall of
fame, so perversion there is. Lots of got head, screwing, and some good
anal action. A few of the girls, really got into it as well. 
And finally..... Directors out there, when you have women, who have
nice sets of pussy lips, and a nice clit hiding under the hood, how
about showing us the fleshy love button, huh?  A few of these women in
the flick, seemed like they should have had some nice clits and all we
saw was the tongue on the hood,,,come on, you gotta pop the hood to
check the spark plug!

My score. I guess 2.0 out of 4.

Pierced, Punctured, and Perverted is the story of two women who own a
tattoo and jewelry parlor, and they get a new security camera system so
they can have reduced insurance rates...uh huh... But there is a scam,
the security camera company is really making videos of the sex going on
in the parlor. But there is no sex in the parlor, other than that
initiated by the perpetrators of the scam... I know I probably missed
something here...grin

Scene 1:
A heavily tattooed guy is installing a survellience camera. One of the
female partners, "negotiates" with him, to reduce his installation
rates. Well you can imagine what went on from there. The woman was in
her late 20's, early 30's.. I think her name was Cory or something like
that. Kinda had a low voice, and was short and stout, but not fat.
Kinda on the dykeee side I guess. Well she gave good head to the
tattooed guy. This guy was a real "plum", had crazy, cheap tattoos all
over his body. Had a naked girl, large, with a snake in her hand, all
across his back,,,grin.  Also, and this was "choice", he had etched on
her ass check, "Kiss MY"...with an arrow pointing to his ass hole area.
Now that would be nice to explain to the grand kids, right?

Cory I think, got into it, gave him good head, suck, and anal. Went ass
to mouth and tried to get a facial, but the guy kinda struck out on
her, she was willing but he was kinda lame. She did have some kind of
lame tattoo on her ass, but it was black and undistinguisable.

Scene 2: The two scam insurance guys come in to look at the
survellience system, I guess they wanted both female owner to do, but
only one was there. I don't know her name but she was hot. Immediately,
when they went into the "backroom" to look at the survellience camera,
she had both of their cocks in her mouth. Very hot, and she gave good
head. Now she did have a tattoo on her thigh a big one, but the camera
really never focused on it, so you could make out what it was. She did
some very hot doggy fuck, while sucking a guy. Then she did a DP, and
she got into it, pumping pretty hard. Anyone know her name, she was
sorta delicious,, in her own trampy way...grin

Scene 3: Nick Nasty who is heading the scam, has his girl friend and
they are talking about the scam. Quickly he does her, too long of a
scene here. She is kinda beefy, but could fuck, and she took it in the
ass pretty good. Towards the end, she got on her back, drew her legs
over to her shoulders with her ass in air, and Nick Nasty pumped her
ass pretty good. They showed a few tunnel shots, but another missed
oportunity by the director, who could have been a bit more nasty with
the camera angle.

Scene 4: The two female partners get their bill from their real
insurance agency and find out, they have been scammed. To get back at
them, they have a "hooker" friend do the surveillence camera installer,
why I don't know other than to get his tattooed body back in the
flick...grin

I believe the woman in this scene was Jamie Lee. She was kinda tall,
built solid, short blonde hair, nice big tits, maybe natural?, nice
legs and nice twat. She had a stud in her tongue...yea!

She does the installer pretty good. She seemed to be a real pro with
the way she handled herself, and gave very good head with that studded
tongue. She screwed very hot, and took it up her ass fast and furious,
then did an ass to mouth facial, and played with the cum with her lips
a bit....real nasty girl!

Scene 5: The two partners have caught Nick Nasty, exposed his scam her
was doing on them, with video taping their activities with the
survelleince cameras and tied him up. They wrote Pervert across his
chest, and put some studs on his cock and belly button. Then they
teased him, by having a nice and naughty lez scene in front of him. I
thought the two women would play with their clits more, I figured that
maybe "women" would know more about the "love button", than the lame
men, but no,,,NOT in this movie..... They leave and leave Nick Nasty
the scam artist tied up. End of movie...

Needless to say, the fast forward button was used a bit with this
flick. The blonde partner, (does anyone know her name?), and Jamie Lee
were very hot. The other performers gave their best, but they were not
in the same league as the above two....

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