LOST IN PARADISE director: John T. Bone, 1990 Caballero rating: 1.50 - Ciquita, Tom Byron - Jasmine Rhodes, Mel Bourne - Aja, Ciquita - Sunny McKay, Randy Spears - Sunny McKay, Tom Byron, Mel Bourne - Alice Springs, Randy Spears Here's what the storyline for this one amounts to: Jamie Kendall (Randy Spears) is sent to Australia to try to find Donald Snow (Tom Byron) who was sent down under to close a woodchip factory. The factory is still in operation and Donald has disappeared. So Jamie puts on a fake beard and pretends to be an old prospector named Kissin' Jim Taylor. Once he reaches Australia, he searches the factory and comes up empty. He heads over to an inn where he finds Donald and befriends him. They go to a place called Funland and have the time of their lives. Later that night, Donald suspects Kissin' Jim was sent over by the company to try to find him then Jamie reveals his true identity. He tells Donald he was worried and just had to find him. Donald says he just couldn't do it because the woodchip factory was founded by a guy named Mason Turnbull and some other company is trying to take it away from him. While down under, he discovered a new life with a girl, Marcie (Ciquita), and couldn't go back. He tells Jamie he should stay a couple of days and get to know the people and that he'd really love it there too. Jamie stays and gets friendly with the ladies. Next thing you know, he loves it there. That's about it. We don't know if he plans to go back or notify the company of his whereabouts. The movie just ends with the whole cast at some shindig (no orgy scene, heh). What this movie has going for it is a bunch of young girls, all with natural breasts. They do not, however, perform anal sex. They all seem to have a virgin-like appearance to them and their scenes make it look like their first time having sex. Alice Springs is the exception. She plays an outgoing, kind of teeny-boppish girl and her scene with Randy Spears is totally wanton. Sunny McKay has perfectly straight hair here, which is more golden than dirty blonde, which I'm sure most of you are used to, and she looks really stunning, even a year or two younger. Her scene with Randy really works. They perform like a real-life couple. The essence of the passion and lust they seem to have for eachother is captured quite well. There's really no storyline to work my review around, so I'll just list and describe the sex scenes. Ciquita, Tom Byron In a stable, sitting on a bale of hay, Ciquita starts sucking Tom's dick. She's blonde, has perfect medium-sized breasts and is as pale as Flame. She looks no older than 20, I'd say. Overall, however, I think I'd rather eat the banana than her (hey, I said these girls were young and natural, I didn't say they were all attractive :-). Next, they fuck doggie style, then she reverse-cowgirls him, then before fucking mish, they do it standing up for a bit. Ciquita looks a bit nervous and inexperienced all the way through it. Tom then blasts a Peter North-like cumshot all over her chest, some of it hitting her face. She just lays there, gasping for breath. Was this really all too much for her? Jasmine Rhodes, Mel Bourne Jasmine's a cute dirty blonde with perfect medium-sized boobs. Mel looks a little like Woody Harrelson. Anyhow, they start off with a 69 (Mel on top) then they fuck mish. They rock the bed a bit, then fuck doggie style, then back to mish before Mel pulls out and has Jasmine jerk him off on her chest. She sucks the last few drops from him. They do a fair job, although for the most part they look like amateurs. Also, most of the longshots will have you thinking that close-ups of penetration are stunt-dicks; Mel just humps Jasmine a bit as if he wasn't inside of her (but he does the cumshot; perhaps he just has a weird way of fucking). Aja, Ciquita Both girls cavort in a kitchen. Aja peels off Ciquita's clothes (heh) and has her sit on a counter as she eats her pussy. Even though Aja doesn't take off her clothes at all, she's more enthusiastic than Ciquita, pouring honey and milk all over her chest and ass. She smears it and makes a sticky mess but it all doesn't add up to much. Aja tries, Ciquita doesn't comply. Sunny McKay, Randy Spears Outdoors, these two step into a big cage-like birdhouse with a peacock and several birds in it. When they start kissing, a bird lands on Sunny's head and they share a laugh (blooper?). Randy shoos it away and they get on with the scene (handled like a true professional :-). He starts to lick her clit and she runs her fingers through his hair. He slowly undresses her then fucks her as she sits on some pedestal-like object. Sunny seems a bit camera shy at first but things pick up as Randy lifts her legs and slams into her hard. She lays herself down from the sitting position as he continues to piledrive into her then they fuck doggie style. Randy begins to pull her hair back and starts powerfucking her. A wind blows through and with all the birds scattering about, things start to look like a storm. We cut to Sunny slowly sucking Randy, who takes his turn sitting on the pedestal. He moans, then when he reaches orgasm cums all over her face, Sunny sticking out her tongue, catching (and swallowing) several loads. A very well-photographed scene with a nice musical score blended in. Sunny McKay, Tom Byron, Mel Bourne Another outdoors scene, these three fuck by a jeep. Sunny sits on the side of the vehicle while Tom fucks her upwards. Mel's behind her, feeling her breasts. She massages her pussy lips as Tom starts fucking her in circular motions. We cut to a doggie-style fuck, with Sunny sucking on Mel's bone. He's not completely hard, but she seems to make the most of her feast. Tom pulls out for another lengthy cumshot all over her backside, which she scoops with her fingers and sucks on. Sunny continues sucking Mel then he cums; well.. most probably not. He orgasms and holds on to her head, but she's still sucking away. I have never seen Sunny swallow a whole load while sucking a guy and with Mel's other scene (i.e. his weird way of fucking), I think he most probably a faked an orgasm to end things quickly. Alice Springs, Randy Spears These two slip away from the shindig to have a little fun. They end up in some barnyard-like building (hay on the ground, but no horses in sight) and start kissing eachother. He sucks her boobs, then her clit, then she returns the favor with a good blowjob. From the close-ups of their faces to other quick shots of the action, you'll get the feeling these two are in a sauna; lots of sweat developing and with some misty lighting, I had images of steam floating across the screen. Wasting no time at all, Randy fucks her up against the wall. Seems he's still really horny after his bout with Sunny, Randy fucks Alice with all his might. Alice looks like she's having a bad hair day, but that doesn't stop her from slutting it out. She sways her head around and squirms with delight. They get down on the hay and fuck mish-style. Afterwards, they fuck doggie then Randy finishes things off with an average cumshot on her butt, Alice reaching behind her and smearing it all over. They definitely saved the best scene for last! A half-decent production, this video features young girls with all-natural, perfect-sized breasts, whether medium or small. But I would only recommend this tape for fans of Sunny and Alice: you'll be 'lost' in the beginning, but FF to the last three scenes and you'll be 'in paradise'. [email protected]