Over 18, Volume 2

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Subject: REVIEW - Over 18, vol. 2
Date: Wed, 26 Mar 97 02:45:59
Organization: DIGEX

Review: Over 18, vol 2.
From: Heatwave Entertainment
Running time: approximately 117 minutes
Starring, Suzi Suzuki, Kimmi Ji, Lynn, Raquel Lace, Al Miller, Red, Tommy
Gunn, Billy Glide
Running time: 1:17
Rating 2.5 out of 5
Produced and directed by (sigh) : Cool Breeze

                Suzi Suzuki (E,Bj,F,A), Red ?
                Kimmy Ji (E,Bj,F), Billy Glide ?
                Lynn (E,Bj,F,A), Tommy Gunn
                Suzi Suzuki (E,Bj,F), Al Miller
                Raquel Lace, (E,Bj,F) Al Miller

        First off, I've never seen this series before, so I didn't know
what to expect. It opens with a little bit of Al Miller driving around in
the car and talking at the camera kind of stuff, not original, but
serviceable. Actually, I was a lot more worried by the fact that they
spelled Suzi's name "Susie", and the whole thing looked kind of like it was
shot through a fish tank with a greenish tinge to it.
        So he comes upon Suzi Suzuki (a name that can actually  be written
in Japanese, which she is, unlike the name "Susie") dressed in a sort of
ninja outfit, sans hood, practicing some sort of martial art. She seems to
have a fondness for wearing outfits and costumes; it's sweet, but often far
in excess of the requirements of the roles assigned to her.
        Also, I don't know if she knows any martial arts, but it doesn't
look like it.  Al comes up and she whirls on him, almost ... ahem,
attacking him. They talk for a while and he convinces her to come back to
his place for some "Bent-Over Monkey Style" of training.
        Back at the house, to prepare for the trianing, she takes off her
clothes and he takes off his shirt, then tells her that he's decided to
have her be trained by his friend "the Hip Hopper" (probably "Red"), a guy
who's just come in. He lets Suzi smell a little incense, which leads to a
little fingering, which leads to him eating her. Cut to her him banging her
missionary style.
        Normally this criticism would wait until the end, but I should
mention it now. Besides all the other things, the editing stinks so bad it
actually got my attention. One second she's vigorously trying to get a rise
out of his flaccid cock, the next second he's banging her. That
oh-so-wondrous penetration shot, that first ray of sunshine from the dawn
is gone in three spots, no apparent reason. Right in the middle of a moan
or salacious word? Doesn't matter, time to cut to another shot, totally
disrupting the flow of what's going on. There's a scene later where Suzi
sounds like she's in the middle of a serious orgasm, and the camera is
focused squarely on the guy! I've never edited a video, but that shot alone
would cause me to slap my cameraman in the back of the head. Even I know
better that that, and all I've done is watch! Somebody want to give me a
job doing this? I can't be any worse.
        Anyway, he's banging at her and her pussy is so wet it almost looks
like he's wearing a very shiny condom. She climbs on top for a reverse
cowgirl ride, then bends over doggie for some anal attention. Then, almost
as if to prove my point, there's a cutaway to a head and shoulders shot of
him saying "I'm going to come," that could have been shot 5 days later,
then another harsh cut to an inexplicable 10 seconds of some kind of
missionary before he comes on her face.
        Next, we have Kimmi Ji entering the kitchen to climb up into the
sink to do some douching with a clear plastic bulb; sexy, in the way that
most medical procedures are sexy. She's got a tight little body,
reminiscent of Kobe Tai's, but no boob job, a flatter ass, reddish hair and
a baby voice. I'm sure her voice is bound to appeal to some people out
there, but so does Pauly Shore.
        Enough harassment. Back to fucking. During the douching, a brunette
guy with a mustache and goatee (probably Billy Glide) comes in to interview
her for "Over 18 Magazine." He fingers her and goes down on her just after
the douching. She goes down on him, then they do some missionary on the
counter, then doggie, which is interesting, but very short. A boring scene
at best and it generated absolutely no interest in future scenes with this
woman.
        Next up is Lynn and Tommy Gunn. She claims to be Philippino, in
this country for over a decade. She says she has a boyfriend, but in
another city, so he persuades her to come back to his place for
"something". Ahem.
        Once back he pushes her down and she willingly, almost non-plussed,
takes his cock out and starts sucking on it. Some of this for a while, then
he goes down on her. and we get to see her very ugly tattoo she has in
place of pubic hair. Know why I hate tattoos? Unless it's done for some
cultural reason, it's either an admission that "I have nothing worthwhile
to say" or, "My body is not beautiful enough, so I'll try anything to
improve it." Your body will NEVER be beautiful if you don't feel like it
is.
        There's some missionary on the stairs, which looks as ungainly as
it probably is. Cut to a doggie anal.
        Now, there's no entry shot, no verifying shots, and "his" prick and
scrotum seem to be an entirely different  dimension and shape than they are
in the rest of the scenes. Can you say "stunt cock" anyone? At least that
DOES appear to be her ass, even if they have a fake doggie scene on the
stairs cut in to make it seems as if there's an anal going on. She appears
to enjoy it; nothing spectacular and no noticeable orgasms, but not worth
avoiding, either. She grunts and "yes"es, until a cut to her taking it on
the tongue.
        Immediately after that we get Suzi again, this time dressed in a
very fetching red Chinese dress and Al Borda, in jeans and a white T-shirt
that shows off his many senseless tattoos on his scrawny arms.
        Normally, I hate to put any man down based on appearance, but this
guy is skinny, not marathon runner or naturally skinny, but Bangladesh
skinny, or up-way-too-late-in-clubs-probably-ingesting-suspect-substances
skinny. He's got a raft of tattoos, immediately marking him as someone with
nothing to say and determined to say it very loudly. He usually wears a
pair of unimaginatively cool sunglasses and the prerequisite multiple
non-metallic necklaces and bracelets, as any good faux rocker must if he is
to blend in with the other pretenders (as opposed to the Pretenders). His
hair is short and spiky, bleached blonde. He has shaved off pretty much all
of his pubic hair; I understand male stars do this to make their penises
seem larger and to make fellatio less of a hassle, but they don't cut it
ALL off, for crimeny's sake. His penis is longer than average and a
slightly unusual style in porno, and we see him in a scene right after the
one with Suzi. There, he seems to have trouble getting hard and staying
hard, so maybe he did that on the same day as the one with Suzi. Even then,
his load is so small it looks like he either had sex before this, has had a
vasectomy, or is the less-load gifted son of Randy West.
        Now, for men (namely, me) the guy is there mainly to be a sexual
stand-in (for me). If he can't stay hard, it's obviously less exciting for
the woman, disturbs the whole rhythm, and makes the whole thing less
exciting. If his load is so small that I can't even tell if he's come AT
ALL, then, if I'm not having a sort of "sympathetic orgasm" in time with
the woman or some particularly nasty moment, but with him, coming on this
woman, then I have no focal point for my orgasm. He might as well have
never come, or maybe even come inside of her (if she's got some birth
control), so we can at least get some face grimaces from him and some "I
just came inside you"s.
        ANYway, he and Suzi sit on the bed while she pretends to be Suzi's
twin ("Katie Kawasaki" Hah!) and asks to get some training in the "Bent
Over Monkey" style and interviewed for the magazine.  She bends over for
him while he does a little light caressing of her backside and then he goes
down on her. She undresses and he plays with her tits for a second, then
BOOM! All of a sudden she's sucking on his rod and obviously has been for
some time. He bends her head back for a little face fucking; oddly, this is
the most exciting part of this scene, IMHO, and really shows that she's
been working on taking some bigger cocks down her throat since her first
appearance. Then they do some missionary, then cowgirl, then reverse
cowgirl, then doggie before he cums (?) missionary on her face. To me, this
scene never gets warmer than warm.
        He does no anal with her or last-up Raquel Lace. Maybe the women
declined, maybe he didn't want to, maybe it never came up, but these are
two women who apparently LIKE to visit that part of the state known as
Hershey, and respond very enthusiastically to it, maybe more so than with
other kinds of sex, so it seems a puzzling omission. Oh, well, that's one
for the ages.
        Anyway, he talks very briefly with a half-undressed Raquel Lace.
She sucks and tries to get him hard, but he never gets as hard as he did in
the previous scene, which may have been prior to this one, even when he
sort of stands over her. He bends her over on the couch and shows off her
ass while she fingers and rubs herself.
        Then there's some doggie on the floor, which doesn't last long
enough or go well enough to really get Raquel heated up. Then some standing
doggie, and he comes (?) on her asscheek. I'd say to only get this one of
you're a fan of Suzi, as I am.


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