Nothing Serious

Date sent:        Mon, 9 Dec 1996 05:37:52 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham 
Subject:          REVIEW: "Nothing Serious" 


This story's about voodooism.  No, it won't make you a believer.  It'll just
make you groan at how silly it is.  But the sex scenes, on the other hand,
may just perk your interest.  It depends on whether or not you like any of 
the women featured in this movie. 


NOTHING SERIOUS
director: Scotty Fox.   Executive Video, 1990.
cast: Alice Springs, Alicyn Sterling, Domonique Simone, Trixy Tyler, Joey
  Silvera, Micky Ray.
running time: 72 minutes.

- Alice Springs, Joey Silvera / Alicyn Sterling, Micky Ray
- Domonique Simone, Joey Silvera
- Alice Springs, Trixy Tyler, Micky Ray
- Alicyn Sterling, Domonique Simone

* The names Jennifer Rose and Barbara Woods appear in the credits, whereas
Domonique's and Trixy's don't.  Barbara is a separate actress who has probably
appeared in no more than 5 videos so I don't know who was billed as who, or
who was supposed to appear in this video originally or whatever..


The credits show Domonique Simone rubbing a voodoo doll, but the movie starts
off with a dirt road out in the country and a van driving along.  Suddenly it
slows down to a complete halt and three people step out - Miranda, Steve and
John (Alice Springs, Joey Silvera and Micky Ray respectively).  John, the 
vehicle's owner, opens the hood and checks it out.  Miranda figures they ran
out of gas but John says there's something wrong with the engine and they'll
need a tow.  Steve suggests that John hit the trail to find a phone and that
he and Miranda will stay right there.  "Right," agrees John.  "My car, my
problem.. see you guys later."  Once he's gone, Miranda turns to her boyfriend
and says he was pretty rough on John.  "John's a big boy," Steve responds.
"Maybe this'll inspire him to sell this piece of shit."  "Yeah sure," she
replies.  "And how long is that gonna take?"  He changes the subject and says, 
"I think we'll have time."  "Time for what?"  Steve spanks her thigh and tells
her, "Time... for this."  He moves closer to her and kisses her.

The sex scene has already started and is minutes into it but we cut to John
standing in Zindora (Alicyn Sterling)'s living room.  He thanks her for 
letting him use the phone.  Sabrina (Trixy Tyler) enters the room and is 
introduced to John.  "This is my lovely step-sister Sabrina," says Zindora. 
"Will there be anything else, Zindora?" Sabrina asks.  Zindora tells her to 
clean the house, wash her car and clean the silverware.  So off goes Sabrina 
and then John asks, "Step-sister??"  Zindora replies, "Well, my sister and I 
take care of her.  She earns her keep."  Then he tells her the tow truck 
should arrive in a couple of hours.  She tells him to sit down and relax then
she goes into another room.  She grabs a voodoo doll and rubs it, saying, "Now
I've got you in my power."  Back in the other room, John feels something and 
grabs his crotch.  Zindora returns and asks him what the matter is.  "I feel..
I feel so strange!" he says.  "I want you, I need you!"  "Well of course you 
do, my pet" she tells him.  "And I want you too."  They kiss.

- Alice is wearing an extension here and still looks cute.  Joey starts by 
sucking on her boobs then her pussy and Alice has an intense way about her 
like she's holding back from exploding.  They jump right into a doggie then 
she sits up on the hood of the van as Joey continues plowing her pussy.  She 
rubs her clit and looks like she cums (and anyone who has seen her in Vivid's 
"Fantasy In Blue" knows that she has the capability of squirting :-).  Then
she squats down to give Joey head and he ends up cumming on her tongue and
chin.  She still continues sucking him off after that.

- After kissing, Alicyn spreads her legs wide (almost getting into a pretzel
position) as Micky munches on her pussy.  They do a mish then a doggie.
Alicyn is vocal throughout and she really gets into it.  She gives him head
then he cums on her lips and chin.  She, too, sucks him off afterwards.  
Alicyn is pre-boobjob here but still energetic as always.

All cleaned up and dressed, Miranda and Steve sit bored by the run-down
vehicle.  "I wonder where John is," asks Steve.  She replies, "Maybe we should
go look for him."  "He's a big boy, he can take care of himself."  But Miranda
decides to go look for him on her own.  As she leaves, Steve says "Suit 
yourself.  Go hold his hand if you want.  See if I care."

Nearby, Cassandra (Domonique Simone) is hiding behind some bushes.  She's
rubbing a voodoo doll and as we cut to Steve, he feels something.  "Must be
the heat," he tells himself.  Cassandra, who has suddenly appeared behind 
him, adds "Or something else."  He turns around and she introduces herself. 
She says she lives at the house just down the road.  "Your friend John went 
to use the phone at my house.  He's with my sister right now."  In his trance, 
Steve says "You're very beautiful and sexy."  "I'm glad you think so, my 
dear," she says as she gets closer to him.  He begins moving in on her too 
but then asks "What am I doing?"  "Don't fight it my dear.."  "Fight what?" 
he asks then kisses her.

- After tonguing and pussy licking, Joey does Domonique missionary style (it
seems like they're saving all the blowjobs for later).  Dom gives Joey head
before they get into a doggie that starts off slow but ends up in a scorching
climax (she screams "I'm gonna cum!" and orgasms then Joey pulls out 
soonafter and cums as well).  She rubs her ass and sticks her cum-covered 
fingers in her mouth.  She is mildly vocal throughout and when she screams in
orgasm, I was reminded of a clip I saw of her in Hollywood Video's "Boobs, 
Butts And Bloopers 2" : she was also in the doggie position and telling her 
male partner to make her bark like a dog.  I think it was taken from "The 
Model".  Anyhow, here Domonique is pre-boobjob and looks delectable.  She is
definitely a chocolate lover's delight!

Back at the house, John and Zindora are sitting on the couch.  He says, "I'd
better go find my friends and let 'em know I called for help."  She says
Sabrina can do that for him but he insists he do it.  First he tells her that
he didn't know what came over him earlier.  Then he leaves.  In another part
of the house, Miranda has walked inside and is looking around.  She bumps 
into Sabrina who asks if she can help her.  She says she's looking for John
and Sabrina replies, "He's up at the house with my step-sister Andora" (he's
'upstairs' you mean, or are there two different houses?  I guess you aren't
very close with your step-sister if you can't remember that her name's 
Zindora! :-).  So Miranda says she'll go up and get him but Sabrina tells her
to wait there and she'll bring John back herself.  Miranda thanks her and has
a seat.  In the hallway, Sabrina bumps into John, who tells her he just 
wanted to say goodbye to her.  But she says, "Bye, I must go now" (huh?!  She
was supposed to find him for Miranda and now that she has, she's not letting
him know his friend's waiting for him?!).  But anyhow, he ends up finding 
Miranda and says he thought she would be staying at the car.  Miranda tells 
him she was worried about him.  Starting to become like a soap opera (without
any stringy violin music), John sits down next to her and says "I didn't know
you cared!  What about Steve?"  "Steve is such a jerk, he was treating you 
really nasty.  It's not your fault the car broke down.. you're so 
compassionate and so nice..."  He thanks her and they kiss.  As she begins to
undress him, he stops her and asks, "Are you sure about this?"  "Positive,"
she says.  But then Sabrina suddenly comes back (this Sabrina character 
doesn't know what she's doing - she said goodbye to John and told him she had
to go.  Now she's back?  I would've thought the chores Zindora gave her 
would've kept her busy for hours!).  "Excuse me, I'm sorry," she tells them.
"I... I need your help."  Miranda gets her to sit down beside them.  She 
tells them, "You two are so happy.. I want to be happy like you."  Miranda 
moves in on her, getting frisky.  "We can make you happy," she says.  "We can
make you very, very, VERY happy," and kisses her. 

- Micky starts by giving head to Alice, who gives head to Trixy.  Alice loves
it even more when he sticks a finger inside her.  The girls give him head 
next then Alice does a reverse-cowgirl.  She's quite enthusiastic and looks 
good but now at this point, I'm just wishing she'd drop the extension. 
Anyhow, Trixy and Micky do an ok doggie then he pulls out and cums on her ass
and backside.  Trixy is well enough into the scene, but she has looked so 
much better.  Fairly decent scene made better by Alice (she seems to have 
such a bubbly, outgoing personality).

Outside, Zindora and Cassandra are relaxing on patio chairs.  Zindora asks,
"So how was Steve?"  "Not bad, but he could use some training."  Zindora
giggles and says, "I should give him a try.  John was very talented."  
Cassandra then says, "But just wait 'til they see what WE have in story for
them."

We cut back to the living room where Miranda, John, Steve and Sabrina are all
sitting around.  Sabrina's holding two dolls and John's holding one, examining
it.  Sabrina fills them in on what her step-sisters have been doing and Steve
can't believe it.  She tells them her step-sisters have great, evil powers
and Miranda wonders how they can be stopped.  Sabrina says, "If they were to
lose their power some way.."  So John looks at the dolls she's holding and
asks, "What are these?"  "These are for women," she replies then suddenly 
comes up with a way to make her step-sisters' powers collide - by rubbing 
those two dolls together.  

Back outside, the two sisters feel it.  Cassandra says, "It's very tempting,
isn't it?" and as Zindora reaches over to touch her, Cassandra stops her and
says they'll lose their powers if they do anything together.  "I can't 
resist," says Zindora.  "Neither can I.." says Cassandra.

- You probably won't mind this movie ending with a girl/girl scene.  They are
quite into it.  After Alicyn works Dom up to orgasm, she gets a tonguing in
return.  Alicyn is hot and always gets into her scenes.  Here she has long
curly hair and I do like her more recent look better (straightened and cut
to a little less than shoulder length).  Domonique still looks delightful and
puts Alicyn through her paces.  Decent scene without the use of dildos.

Back at the car.  It seems they don't need a tow truck anymore because 
Sabrina fixed their engine herself, with her powers.  They take off.  Back at
the house, we see Cassandra licking Sabrina's feet.  "You missed a spot," she
tells her.  Zindora enters and brings her step-sister lunch.  Sabrina then
tells her to go clean the kitchen and run her bath.  "Yes Sabrina," Zindora
obeys and does as she's told.  "There's gonna be some changes around here,
dear sisters.." Sabrina says and looks into the camera (at us) as she starts
to eat.

Overall, this is low-rate porn.  But quality out, I really liked the 
performances which I found blistering at times (especially Alicyn Sterling's
scenes, please bring this girl back from retirement!).  What else can I say?
Most of you will find that "Nothing Serious" is really nothing special, but
I thought the girls gave redeemable performances that made it worth the look. 


Joey Markham
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