Nookie Ranch

FROM: [email protected]
SUBJECT: Review: Nookie Ranch (hey, its got Missy in it!)
DATE: Sat, 25 Jan 97 09:33:07
ORGANIZATION: Netcom

Nookie Ranch.... Narrated by Missy (cellulite-free Missy I might add!  )
(release date: Oct. 1996)

some of da women: Randi Storm, Missy, Kim Kummings, and some others I
couldn't identify, didn't want to,,,,,but I need ID help on one of them...

Plot: aaahhh,,,heh,,heh,,heh...hehhhhhhh  
Missy, evidently owns a ranch, and couples with sex problems or whatever
come there to "work them out".... Once nice thing about the video, it is
done "tongue in cheek",,, they make fun occasionally about the scripting
and the scenes....

It starts off slow, but once you get to Randi Storm's scene and beyond, you
had better have your seat belts buckled and your crash helmets on!

Rating:   hmmmmmmmmmm 3.15 out of 4,,, a  renter, purchase only if you have
a collection going of Missy and/or Randi Storm.

Scene 1: Some girl with silicone tits, puffy body fucking puffy Nick
Nasty...enuff said, close eyes and fast forward.

Scene 2: Couple outdoors fucking. The play like they are french. The girl
might be Liza Harper, she has black hair,,,, the guy could barely keep hard
in this scene.....close one eye and fast forward.

Scene 3: Missy introduces the scene, Randi Storm, (absolutely fabulous as
usual) is pitted against a guy who is told he is "gay" and has to prove his
manhood....  Randi takes him up on his offer,,, and we are able to
witness one of her better performances....

Randi Storm, as with Morgan Fairlane, talk to their partners during their
sex scenes...and its none of this uuuhhhh and aaaahhh stuff,,,but they tell
them what they want, what they are feeling, and what they are going to do
to them..... You know, this constitutes "good acting",,,,not many porn
actresses can fuck and talk at the same time..., much less fuck and chew
gum........ 

Randi gives one of the better blowjobs I have seen in a long time. The "gay
guy" does have a sizeable cock, and she goes down all the way on it,,,deep
you know what,,,then she has the "nerve" to extend her tongue and lapp at
his balls when she has deep throated him...... Talent, Talent, Talent!!!!!
Hey Mike South and Rodney Moore,,,get Randi in your videos....PRONTO !
(and toss in a "side order" of Morgan Fairlane as well,,,!)

The "gay guy" starts to fuck her mish, etc...Randi is talking to him
throughout....Then he tells her that he is going to "fuck her in her
ass"...............Randi, smiles and says to him,,,,"why sure!...you're
gay!"......,,,,,, killer, killer scene and great acting by Randi!

Nice ass pounding Randi takes, the guy then pops a nice facial on Randi,
and she expertly cleans it off......WE NEED MORE RANDI STORM !!!

Scene 4: Missy decides to follow Randi here, what an act to follow......
She is lying seductively on a bed (is there any other way Missy can lay on
a bed?)..... She starts to tell us she has this guy (Mike Horner) who she
pays $3.00 an hour to do chores around Nookie Ranch, like clean, mow the
lawn, then non-chalantly she adds....provide her with anal sex!  

She tosses pulls Mike on the bed, and they go at it.... Again, for the
benefit of "Max Volume", (tongue in cheek) in my Missy viewing, I looked
real hard for signs of "reported" cellulite and flabby arms on dear, sweet,
"innocent" Missy... Just think what she would think about us, if we were
looking to see whether she had those "attributes"....

Oh yeah, the sex....lets see,,,,Missy gives Mike a BJ, deep throating him,
using no hands!.... Mike eats her quite well, sending Missy into her
patented "speaking in tongues" !!!

She takes a good anal from Mike,,,,What I luv about Missy and other
"women", not girls, who have "asses",,,,Missy has an Ass, other girls, have
Butts,,,there is a difference...grin....... When Missy or a similar woman,
takes its doggy style....and they are being pounded,,,the flesh on their
Asses, begins to rock n' roll,,,,unending waves of ass flesh start to
develop, I find this ever so visually erotic.... You don't get this with
those tight-butted girls,,,only with the women in porn! Women such as
Missy, Tyfanny Mynxx, Morgan Fairlane, Nici Sterling,,,just to name a
few..

When Mike cums, he tries to find Missy's  face, but he shoots a paltry load
on her tummy,,,,Missy a bit disheartened by the missed shot, never the
less, buries his cock into her mouth and cleans him off!

Scene 5:  Missy takes Mike over to see Kim Kummings.... Seems as though
Kim, has an insatiable desire for anal sex.  As part of making fun of
themselves and the script,,, Kim knows nothing of "this", and Missy and
Mike have to "coach" her along... Of course Kim goes along, quite
willingly!

Kim Kummings always has been a fine performer,,,however, I was a bit
dismayed with her in this scene. I had always thought she had such nice
natural breasts. Here, it was quite evident that she had recent enhancement
surgery....Damn, you could see the scars under her nipples, red and almost
in a xxxxxxxxxx pattern...like she had got the stiches out the day before
this video was shot!   Funny thing though,,,her breasts didn't look any
larger than  previous...oh well,,,another one bites the dust...!

Kim gives a good BJ, almost as good as Randi's effort. Mike does a good job
at eating her out....and they fuck,,,but,,,,I don't know if I fell asleep
or what,,,but the scene was setup that Kim had this insatiable desire for
anal sex,,,and Mike was to give it to her....But the damn scene ended with
no anal sex,,,,and Kim does great anal scenes.....aaaaahhhh!
Also, Kim was real "tight-lipped" when she took his again, paltry facial...

Scene 6:  The "gay guy" again and and unknown to me girl... I would very
much like to know who she is....Luved her light brunette sorta curly past
the shoulder blades hair, her long lean body,,,her
breasts,,,,,,enhanced???....and what a "limber" body!

anyway,,,, Missy introduces them, once again the "gay guy" has to prove his
manhood.... She gives him quite a nice BJ,,,,no hands and looking into the
camera with her puppy-dog eyes, while sucking him.....

They are "doing it" on one of those fainting couches or love seats, with
the curved elegant padded arms...... This angel, what she does is lean her
back over the long curved arm of the couch, and bends her head down to the
floor!   The guy fucks her in this position.... What a body,,,my, my oh
my!!!!!   The only thing about her,,,,she had some nice looking breasts,
but they didn't "roll" much when she was getting fucked.... To me, this is
a sign of enhancements,,,which sorta ruins her otherwise, near perfect
body!

Who is she?

Scene 7:  Missy is with Nick Nasty....jeezzzzz how does this guy get in so
many movies?

Anyway, Missy is  thanking us for viewing the video...and then says we are
going to be "treated" to her naked body, while the credits roll..... well
we are treated to her body,,,and no credits...thats even better....

but with Nick Nasty...oh god no.... Missy, or the "director", why didn't
you end the video with a hot g/g with Missy and Randi or Kim,,,or jeezz,
even play on the "gay-guy thing" again?   but we see Missy and Nick,,,, go
at it... Missy does an admirable job,,,Nick, well, he is just getting
fatter and lamer...

Not a bad video,,,not a real great one.... Look for it, if you are
infatuated with Missy and Randy Storm, AND please do tell me who the girl
is on that "fainting couch"!