Naked Fugitive

Date sent:        Sun, 27 Apr 1997 23:16:27 -0400 (EDT)
From:             Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject:          REVIEW: "The Naked Fugitive"


THE NAKED FUGITIVE
director: Michael Zen.   Caballero, 1995.
running time: 70 minutes.

starring: Rebecca Lord, Patricia Kennedy, Tammi Ann, Marine Cartier,
 Tony Tedeschi, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Warren Scott.
introducing: Madelyn Knight.

rating: 7.5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.75 / 4.00)


Tony Tedeschi plays a thief on the run who finds himself at a nudist camp,
called Planet Earth, when his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere.  
Tony's stolen a huge valuable diamond from some place called The Diamond
Exchange and, in an act of desperation, ends up having to sit on it (stuffing
it where the sun doesn't shine) when camp director Mark Davis shows up to see
if he's settled in ok (where else would he be able to hide it?  It was either
that or swallowing it and just from the size of the diamond, he wouldn't even
be able to fit it into his mouth - then, what about where he DID fit it??
Ok, that's the cheesy part).  Along the way, and while having to hide out 
from cop Vince Voyeur who checks out the camp, Tony is befriended by Patricia
Kennedy who eventually finds the diamond and helps him out by stuffing it up
HER butt (later to be found by Vince - who decides to drop all charges 
because he can't find any fingerprints on it - and the diamond also 'happens'
to be as clean as a whistle: er.. don't ask.  That's another cheesy part of
it all).  So, all's well and ends well for Tony and Patricia, who celebrate
by getting married.

(Scene 1): Marine Cartier, Warren Scott

Marine and Warren play a couple of nudists whom Tony spies on upon walking
through the woods.  Marine's a plain looking Eurogirl with small boobs, an
aquiline nose and a mane of long dark hair.  Warren starts off by tasting
her pussy and digging a few fingers deep inside of her.  She likes that a
lot and whimpers "Comme ca", "Ah, oui!", and other French words.  She gives
him a ho-hum blowjob in return then he slips on a condom and they fuck 
missionary and doggy styles.  She gets a brief anal then a cumshot in the
crack of her ass.  

(Scene 2): Rebecca Lord, Mark Davis

Mark takes some time out from camp directing by doing a little muff munching
instead, on nudist Rebecca Lord.  She's an attractive Eurobabe herself, with
a nice set of natural breasts, long dark hair, and an aquiline nose as well
(but looks nothing like Marine; Lord's prettier).  They do the usual orals
then condom-clad Davis dives into her pussy as they do it in the stand-up
doggie position.  Then he grabs one leg and lifts it up, sort of twisting
her body sideways.  A mish follows with a cumshot on her chest.  

(Scene 3): Patricia Kennedy, Tony Tedeschi

Patricia and Tony usually work well together in their scenes (maybe that's
why they do it with eachother so often) and this is no exception; Tony really
looks driven to please Pat and their rugged facial expressions suggest they
love it rough and raw.  Tony pulls her hair a bit, slaps her face twice, and
has her screaming through clenched teeth.  This girl loves it!  Tony is also
condom-clad but ends up shooting loads across her mouth, which she eagerly
sticks her tongue out to catch (but the tongue-pierce is gone here).  
Patricia gets worked up quite well here and her animalistic ways are evident:
this girl loves rough sex and facials (and has gotten into anals and double
penetrations over the years) that she deserves to be the center of attention
of a wild gangbang.  Send this girl to Anabolic immediately!

(Scene 4): Tammi Ann, Madelyn Knight

Both girls play strippers who take a little vacation from work.  They look
very pretty, but for those of you who hate g/g scenes, this will mean time to
fast-forward.  For those who will continue watching, these girls put on a 
semi-decent show (but how much variety can you have with only two girls going
at eachother?).  Thankfully they have some watermelon handy and Tammi makes
use of it, squishing some all over Madelyn's pussy and later rubbing portions
of the fruit on her own face and squeezing excess juice onto her smooth body.
The beast within Tammi Ann slightly comes out to play, but a highlight or
point of climax is never reached.  Also, there was one segment that looked
as if it was of "shot on film" genre (the quality improved for a few moments
then went back to its original stage - not that the current quality was
grainy or anything, it's already excellent).

(Scene 5): Patricia Kennedy, Vince Voyeur

These two start getting it on right near the end of the Tammi/Madelyn 
pairing.  What can I say.. Tammi should have had her dosage of dick by 
joining Pat and Vin, for what would have been a blistering threeway.  Alas,
she doesn't but this is still a hot enough scene (which is also the only
scene with nary a condom in sight).  After an enthusiastic blowjob, Pat
receives a so-so oral in return then Vince takes the plunge by doing her in
missionary and doggy-anal positions (and near the end of it, he pulls out
in pain and out comes the diamond - which kind of brings the heat level
down a tad.. sigh).  Anyway, they cut back to Vince cumming all over Pat's
tongue as he continues lightly slapping it with his still semi-hard cock.
  
The storyline's fit for a one-day wonder production but the sex was nicely
shot and hot in spots (mainly Patricia's two bouts).  Marine didn't do 
anything for me, even though she's not the most aloof performer I've ever
seen, Rebecca was decent, and the g/g scene was a waste of resources 
(especially Tammi Ann).  Rent this tape mainly if you're a Patricia Kennedy
fan.  Tammi's also nice, that's only if you don't mind g/g scenes.  The
quality was excellent and videography and editing decent.  Director Michael
could have worked with a much stronger script, but still this tape comes up
close on the list of the 'better' smaller productions cranked out by the 
dozens, by the week.  And Zen some.
 

Joey Markham
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