*There are two different spellings for this one. The box (and a few other sources) has it written as 'Misfits' while the movie credits and label on the videocassette spell it 'Missfits'. I chose the former considering the latter to be a 'misstake'. :-) MISFITS director: F.J. Lincoln, 1994. Cal Vista/Metro Home Video cast: Kaylan Nicole, Vanessa Chase, Marilyn Martyn, Chayse Manhattan, Norma Jeane, Tom Byron, Jon Dough, Randy West (NONSEX) rating: 2.25 sex scenes: 1. Kaylan Nicole + Norma Jeane [lots of kissing, mild tonguing + fingering, a brief 69] 2. Vanessa Chase + Tom Byron [missionary, doggie-anal] 3. Kaylan Nicole, Chayse Manhattan + Tom Byron [doggie, cowgirl, mild facial] 4. Marilyn Martyn, Jon Dough + Tom Byron [doggie, DP, facial] 5. Kaylan Nicole + Jon Dough [missionary, facial] I found this movie to be a fair (almost poor) outing from the usually on- target F.J. Lincoln. The story doesn't start and it doesn't finish. We're fed leftovers from what could have been a good meal (i.e. the cast is great but they are more or less wasted here). The opening sequence with credits was edited with perfection (the music has a mellow beat that blends in quite well) and overall, the editing was nicely done. The color was good too (not grainy in the least) and direction and acting fair.. it's the story. We open on Kaylan and Norma standing close to eachother in Kaylan's living room when Norma asks her how her honeymoon went. Kaylan said it was 'ok' but that she missed Norma incredibly. They start touching and kissing eachother and there we have it - the first scene. They are very sensual towards eachother here, with lots of kissing. They looked like passionate lovers throughout this whole scene. A soft, romantic mood was set off with good shots of the girls' nice bodies. Norma gives Kaylan's clit a good tonguing and then Kaylan returns the favor before they do a quick 69... then the scene ends. Randy West (he got paid for this cameo appearance?) enters the room, catches his wife with Norma and is shocked. He tells her if that's the kind of stuff she likes, she should have told him about it before their marriage (he gets upset over that? Is this the same Randy West who directed "I Love Lesbians"?). Now this is where the confusion begins. We open up on a shot of Kaylan out in the woods and her car has broken down. A wandering cowboy, Jon Dough, bumps into her and takes a look at the engine but tells her it's completely shot. He offers her his phone but it's all the way back his cottage so they head back. He also tells her his buddy cowboy Tom Byron might be able to give her a lift into town. When they reach the place, they find Vanessa Chase and Tom Byron fooling around on the porch. Kaylan and Jon head inside and we continue watching Vanessa and Tom which develops into the second scene. It's an ok scene nicely shot outdoors. Unfortunately, Vanessa's moans sound repetitive and they both look a little tired. Tom gives Vanessa a good tongue-fuck in the ass as she is standing up against a window, pressing her lithe (and very nice-looking) body up against it. Then she sucks him off (ho-hum) and they fuck missionary style. Vanessa is wearing long leather boots that make her legs look longer as she raises them up high while Tom plunges deep inside her pussy. They they fuck doggie style, Tom fucks her in the ass then pulls out and cums all over her sweet buttcheeks. No smearing or tasting it, Vanessa just lets it sit there to dry up in the hot summer sun. The next day. Jon is outside washing his jeans when Kaylan approaches him after waking up (She slept there? I thought she was going to use the phone to call a tow truck the day before?). Anyhow, they chat a bit and we find out she's got a crush on him and he's got a crush on her.. sort of - he's just too nervous and shy to let her know about it. Later on, Kaylan's out back offering Jon some food to eat but he refuses. She gets a little frustrated and seeks revenge when Tom and Chayse show up. They discuss having a threesome but Chayse is a little worried, telling Kaylan that if he likes her more (if she is a good fuck) then he may dump her (wait a minute, Chayse is Tom's girlfriend? What about Vanessa? Were the two Cha(y)ses mixed together and tangled up in the plot somewhere along the line of filming?). As soon as Tom returns from taking a leak, both girls jump him right there and they have sex in a teepee. Kaylan starts off by sitting on Tom's face while Chayse sucks him off. Chayse helps Tom out a little by tonguing Kaylan's asshole before Tom fucks her (Kaylan) doggie style while her (Chayse's) pussy is being licked. Then Kaylan sits on Tom's face again as Chayse cowgirls him. She really rides him high, making this the hottest scene so far ('hottest' is too generous a word as their sex is not scalding, just sweltering at times). Later, the girls go down on Tom, grabbing and jerking his dick as he shoots all over their hungry faces. Some of it is shot past their heads and the rest lands on Kaylan's chin. Both girls continue tonguing the tip of his cock. Hours later, Tom confronts Kaylan and tells her that having sex with her earlier did nothing for him and that he loves Chayse, being her 'one-woman' man (and like *I* said earlier, what about Vanessa?). Kaylan tells Tom straight out that it's not him she likes and taking the hint, Tom realizes he was used in a spite-fuck. Revenging her (and helping Jon revenge her), Tom brings home Marilyn Martyn and explains that he wouldn't have fucked Kaylan had he known Jon had a thing for her. So they get into the threesome, making *this* one the hottest scene so far (more than sweltering). Marilyn is an ok-looking blonde (but not my cup of tea) with fake breasts and the flair of Tammi Ann. She sucks a mean cock and is into her scene getting fucked doggie style by both guys before being double-penetrated. She screams throughout and the action is fairly well-captured. In the end, both guys stand before her face and give her an average facial (on her cheek and chin mostly) as she flickers her tongue around catching a load or two. Next thing we know, Kaylan is back at her car trying to push it into town. Jon approaches her again and begs her to stay (ok, let's go through this again - Randy catches Kaylan with Norma, wants a divorce, suddenly her car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, she ends up at some cowboy's house to use his phone, ends up sleeping there, we find out she has a crush on Jon, fucks Tom and Chayse to make him jealous, Tom and Jon fuck Marilyn in revenge and now Kaylan's leaving? Hmm..). Kaylan looks Jon in the eye and says, "Make me" and he does, the only way he knows how. They kiss passionately for a bit before fucking on the hood of her car in the missionary position only. She squeals and squirms and cums a few times. They get off the hood as she goes to her knees to catch his load. Most of it lands in her mouth, but she spits it all out (3 loads). What's left is a bit on her chin, then Jon kisses her one more time before the movie fades out.. What's going to happen to them now? Is Kaylan definitely over Randy? Will she eventually marry Jon? Will F.J. Lincoln direct a part 2 to clear up this whole mess? I think this movie is better off without a sequel. Why make a prequel so confusing? But the good parts of this movie: Marilyn Martyn's one scene is scalding hot. Chayse Manhattan was also good, but has looked better. Norma Jeane only had a g/g, Vanessa Chase had a very useless role (but did an anal) and Kaylan Nicole fans will delight to find her in 3 scenes - and her performances get better with each progressing scene. The only thing that stood in the way of this movie was the story, but considering other outings that F.J. Lincoln has directed, I'll forgive him this once. I give misfits Kaylan and Marilyn a 1.25 for their efforts and another 1.00 for videography, direction and editing for an Imperial rating of 2.25. [email protected]