From: [email protected] Organization: Anonymous forwarding service Date sent: Fri, 5 Jul 1996 02:17:44 UTC Subject: Re: What I Call Reviews! Penguin Productions Leader Presentation Les Memories D'Une Pute (The Memories of A Whore) 1992 69 minutes long Pierre Legrand Director Philippe Pouliopoulos Director of Photography Starring: Laura Valerie, Philippe Soine, Suzannah O'Brian, Richard Langin, Sophie Monceau, Franck Mazard and Nadia Leyreims. The first french erotic videos I ever saw was a batch of four from Marcel Dourceaux (sp) the second set of videos were by the Director Pierre Legrand. Marcel made me think that all french adult videos were violent and starred beautiful thin small breasted models who didn't mind being raped. Pierre Legrand taught me that all french women are thin, small breasted models who love anal sex as much as they love sex which isn't very much. But the same as they expect anal sex they also don't mind what 42nd St calls oral facials. But before they take the oral facials they need time to put on black lipstick. For years I'd sport an erection every time I saw a woman with black lips. Some guys stared at women's breasts I'd see their dark lips and think there's a place made for my seed. I forbade my girlfriend from wearing such lipstick and would immediately wipe her mouth clean or push her to her knees while unzipping my pants. The Memoirs of a Whore or Memories, french was never my best subject beginnings with a stereotypical street walker on a road side by a red Alfa Romero Spider sports car. She's wearing thigh high black mistress bondage high heel boots and black pleather cheek showing shorts and a plunging red clinging blouse. That's the scene below the credits. A scene we'll return to. The story is a sort of interview with a vampire as told to. Our Pute isn't a willing participant who can't wait to get her story out. Indeed there's a surprise ending to the story. One I won't reveal here but don't worry its no "Crying Game" surprise. 1:40 The Pute is the typical pretty blonde thin small breasted model who doesn't seem like she's got any memoirs at all. The narrator and interviewer is speaking quite a bit in french and of course I'm missing all of what he says and only half of what he's doing. 2:23 The interview speaks and we appear to be at her initial training session where she's nervous and a very stern dark haired older woman strips her for a seated young man who is only slightly disturbed by the magically appearance of these two women. She covers her small but natural breasts with her hands as the woman in the yellow suit places her between the man and herself revealing her black garter belt and panties. The woman removes her painties and moves her back so that she may walk directly to the man. 4:10 She knees to the left of the man, exposes him and engulfs his organ in her mouth as a silent demonstration for our student. The demonstration is as though she's deaf and dumb, full of action and no words. 5:19 (1:10) She then is beside our blond storyteller where she began and smilingly removes her own clothing revealing a white lacy bra and panties beneath her two piece suit. Her nipples are even smaller but just as pert as the blond.6:30 This is a gentle scene with gently playing music and a slightly annoying moaning soundtrack that obviously didn't come from any of the participants. Kneeling forward on a high back chair she motions for the man to enter her from behind and he's in her storking in time to the music and when we can't see there faces the moans are louder and urgent. She switches to a reverse cowgirl all the while making Vanna White motions to her sex and the action. This is cut (2:30) 8:00 with closeups of the blond's face looking closely at the action. The teacher lying on top of a wooden desk hands her student a tube of lubricant and spreads her self for applying it with the blonds finger tip forcing it into her anus up to the knuckle on her fist. Smiling and the soundtrack moaning (1:15) which is replaced by the man still in his striped shirt 9:15 corn holing the brown haired teacher with the student watching. (0:30) The interviewer continues to note this as the blond relates this all from a very pristine and nonsexual distance occasionally glancing at his notes and taking a puff on her cigarette. When he asks her something else we see the tall statuesque "road walker" by the red Spider (10:00) leaning against a tree smiling and motioning to an unseen audience. When our interviewer approaches her and I assume is negotiating a prices she grabs his crotch and rubs it and puts his back against the tree trunk while she kneels IN BROAD DAYLIGHT and unzips his pants to 11:45 to suck him. She's smiling and looking up into his closed eyes and we see a 180 degree view of the road. She's well made up with perfectly polished nails and she looks at us as she continues to suck on him and rub her crotch through her tight black leather skirt. 13:30 (2:30) She straddles the Spider and exposes her sex to him and like the teacher offers her sex to him from the rear rotating her ass in swirling motions on her tip toes. He removes her tight mini pants and tongues her cheeks while fingering her slit up to his knuckles and she releases her breasts and pulls her cheeks further apart for him. 15:12 He enters her dripping snatch while kneeling on the cars hood and there's no music only her moans and his heavy breathing. When he's close he pulls out and goes directly and without lubrication into her ass 15:57 (0:45) and she doesn't complain and only replaces his cock with her hands rubbing herself as he strokes her ass hole. You can hear a car horn blowing every few seconds so it appears they were seen filming this sequence. But they don't stop. She uses both her hands and he uses no hands until its time to coat her now black lips with his fluid. (1:30) While laying at the wheel base he jerks across her face landing some cream in her mouth and hair which she licks and licks his member to fill her mouth. (0:15) When he take him into her mouth the director returns to the scene of them fucking on the car hood and the narrations continues in French. Obviously he's relating his first experience with a "pute." Because were back at the table with him wearing the same brown suit and his pen and pad are beneath his folded hands. But he's not shown paying the woman who swallowed his seed. Pute with cigarette still in hand makes some comment about choices I think. It's very clear but my french stinks. I was too busy trying to do my teacher and she trying to let me. Even though the voice is male it appears to be her story that's being continued because the camera fades into her head and another blond with less curly hair and older appears kneeling on a marble table in front of a bed that appears to be in the same room as they're in telling the story only this appears to be a bedroom. 18:23 This time the man in the stripped shirt is joined by who I think is our interviewer. They stand on both sides of the older blond with their exposed sex. She strips from her royal blue suit to her black patterned bra and panties revealing fuller but still natural breasts that pout beyond her years. Indeed it appears to be the same woman who took the oral facial. She is the same woman with the small mole on her chin. She appears on the couch and the men offer her themselves to suck on and with one in each hand she accepts. 19:48 Tasting one and then tasting the other. And except to ready themselves the men never touch themselves again. This time the moaning is inappropriate and not coming from her full mouth. But when the music ends its annoying! She's really into oral sex 21:24 (1:30). However the director thinks this is enough and as she lies prone on the now covered marble table touching herself with both hands. One man has use of her mouth the other puts his mouth to her lips and she couldn't be happier. If we didn't have the moaning we couldn't be either. This is hot stuff, except for the moaning, and it doesn't make sense to turn the sound off because you miss the real moments and the great musical soundtrack. While the interviewer is getting his meat tenderized the man now without the stripped shirt in poking her red anus and she's rubbing her cunt dripping wet. We don't even see when they switch but they do and she's being reamed by the interviewer and everybody's naked and she's sucking just as hard on the now stripless man. 25:00 (3:30) She reminds me of Lili Marlene they way she sucks and I like that. But this is still a story. And he tell "pute" that they DP this street walker and she may be saying: "Do it harder, yes, yes, yes!" (0:45). And he's still not writing much down. He says something to "pute" and she responds and again we get the closeup of her head but even though this appears to be her story we hear his voice. 26:00 She's doing a very horrible dance before stripped shirt who isn't wearing a stripped shirt. But she's still wearing the black dress and underwear she wore for her first time. This indeed maybe her first time sometime after her "training." The music is hard driving and electronic but good and she struggles to undress before him. Slowly exposing herself as he has himself exposed and stroking himself hard, unlike their first meeting when he was reading and only mildly interested. As he reaches for her she pulls away and pushes him away from touching herself keeping her back to him and never allowing him to see her breasts only glimpse at it. Again the DAMN moaning! She appears dreamy eyed almost sleepy throwing and teasing him with each piece she removes saving her panties and garter for him to remove but not to touch her. Licking her removed garter and using it has a shield between herself and him. It's not hot anymore. It's getting boring even he can't keep his erection and she's stroking herself through her panties and sucking her fingers one at a time. The editing is very good but he's limp and we're limp. She removes her panties and kneels before him. The clock shows 7:45 and she finally takes him into her mouth 33:13. With her eyes closed and his on her pushing more of himself into her mouth. The clock shows either 7:43 or 9:37. I think its 9:37! His organ is slick with her mouth and the music has ended and the moaning begun. 34:34 (0:15) She rides him bare back and he's still in his shirt and the moaning is dubbed. Time is now 8:50 according to the clock on the table. She keeps her eyes closed and he can't stop looking at her. She reminds me of Shauna Grant. He's removed his shirt 36:00 and places her prone on the couch while he enters her lifting her left leg over his left shoulder. Her brown beaver accepting his thrust and when he switches to her ass the only difference is that she stretches out her right arm to grip the couch cushion and she grabs her cunt to stretch the skin between her two holes 36:27 (0:30). He's certainly not as wet as he was when she was sucking him. Indeed she appears dry. Her mouth only slightly parted her eyes still tightly closed. They kiss as he rams her but there's no seed in sight. 37:44 (1:15). The interview still isn't writting but her dress appears lower on her chest. 38:24 His voice but her actions. She's in a sauna pouring water on the rocks and she's tongue fighting with a dark woman agressively. Reaching out to pinch her nipples (1:15) before she's disrobed. This woman looks disfigured because her ass protrudes so far away from her body and her breasts are so petite which looks even more abnormal because she's leaning into "pute" so that it looks like she's pushing her ass even further out. 40:06 they kiss more and (0:15) and this time the woman pinches her own breasts and offers them to be licked and sucked by "pute." This is a perfect blend of music and moaning! 40:50 They kiss and "pute" can't stop fingering herself and can't get the woman to finger her at all. 41:15 (0:30) Though she will lick and bite her nipples which are fuller than her own, though not by much. "Pute" pushes her finger up to her knuckles into herself and they fall into the standard 69 position. Though the woman's tongue seems to easily find "pute" weak spot and she hers which appears to be just between the clit and vagina. They both find satisfaction even though we're left hard and dry. 43:32. "Pute" continues in her own voice and tells use when the woman was left blind folded in a room with two men. One the stripped shirted man now wearing a white shirt and another brute of a man. The stripped shirted man is always sitting the brute standing and strips her for the man leaving her standing and naked before them. The stripped shirt makes her suck his fingers one at a time and sucks her breast offering her his tongue as the brute pokes and squeezes pulls and probes. 46:50 Brute feeds her his prick and shirt licks her sex. She uses her hands to steady his sex in her mouth and though she may prefer women she is readily interested in men. The clock on the table says 2:35 or 7:10. The men switch places 47:53 and place her kneeling about her oral duty and she uses her free hand to stoke the balls of the brute. 49:00 (2:00) Both men make use of both her holes at the same time (another DP) but she doesn't appear distressed. She's still blindfolded but she bites her bottom lip and licks her lips and they silently invade her and again the moaning works. 49:35 (0:35) The narration changes and the male's voices is again the transition between the action and story though "Pute" was speaking before the narrator. It's her story being told. 50:00 This scene involves her dancing naked except for her famous black stocking and garter belt before a prone and nude Mr. Striped shirt. This time they kiss and she pumps hiis prick and suck and lick his hipples with some outstanding classical music and the male moans aren't annoying. 51:19 The transitions are outstanding as his nipple is replaced with his cock and her movements are about the same. Hands free as he throbs in and out of her mouth until he's forced to use the back of her head to feed her his man meat (0:45) and then spreads her legs into a "V" on her back as she holds then apart for his thrusts. 51:58 The moans are annoying now wand loud and there's no music when she reverse cowgirl rides him. Like a badly dubbed Japanese film her mouth moves and then the moans come but they're anything but in sync. When we see him pumping in and out of her anus there's no difference in her look or her moans when magically his prick is mining brown instead of pink either. 53:15 She also doesn't seem anymore distressed by the change in orifices either except she makes more of a grab for her pussy then she did when she was first being plumbed. Indeed she leans further back for what appears to be deeper excavation when its in her nether regions. (1:10) 54:25 She finishes him off with her hands with lips, tongue and mouth at the ready for his orgasmic seeding to her now blackened lips which she licks the white trail away in a very brief scene (0:12). The narrator is still stroking her from the rear as she holds his notebook looking very disinterested and very board. 54:57. Indeed both she and the narrator and the voice over narrator all appear to be talking at the same time. And though it appears to be "pute" talking the scene appears before an antique fan that obscures or view of a multiple partner orgy of some sorts which makes no sense except that the director thought it might be interesting but it completely upsets the storyline. He leasves it up only briefly (1:00) as he zooms in on the oral sex action of "pute" and another heavier blond friend. Indeed the oral action appears very wet and nasty and when the fan is removed its done so abruptly. The men appear to be the brute who is still into fingering women to pleasure and a man who appears to resemble Mr. Striped shirt. They get orally pleasured for almost (3:00) 3 minutes though most of its through the stupid antique fan. 57:47 The moaning starts when the music stops just before the men insert themselves into the women who look very tired and worn out though they were doing most of the work. "pute" still has her eyes closed and rolled back in her head (probably) but she looks like she's been well fucked in another reverse cowgirl. While her tanned short haired girl friend likes to ride like a real cowgirl. When naked shirt turns her on her side and rides her side saddle she seems to enjoy herself more though he looks bored. She's still wearing the same stocking and garter belt which are her stocks in trade. But her girlfriend wears traditional good girl white without the bustier. She also prefers to have her head pushed into the pillows when she's being ridden or at least that's how brute wants to do it when he's pumping it into her brown haired beaver or rather her auburn haired beaver. 1:01:00 When the angles get reverse and so do the women with her good girlfriend riding reverse cowgirl and she being flipped on the sofa. When the holes get switched there's no apparent change in pleasure from either the women or the men. 1:02:00 except "pute" likes her lips spread when she's reamed and like to occasionally dip a finger or two into the honey pot. Blond girlfriend doesn't get an anal dip. Which just goes to prove that Brute wasn't such a brute after all. 1:02:56 (0:56). Both women are laid reverse head to head to receive their liquid rewards and the their moaning annoying moaning onto their blacken lips. Theirs also licking and sucking but still not enough for those of us who live for the swallow. But these ladies do and considering the line of work they're in we should be glad for the little that they do. 1:03:31 (0:35) The interviewer has exposed himself again to "pute" and she now naked, at least from the waist up, smiles and takes him with both hands into her lips 1:03:52 as he pulls her hair back so that we might better view her work and the music plays on in a more modern disco beat, heavy on the drums. (0:35) And she's again on the library table exposed legs apart and bent at the knees with her haand between her exposed lips. 1:04:38 He pulls her black panties off and over her legs and replaces them with his tongue lapping at her slit while she writhes with pleasure under his probing fingers and licking tongue. When the music ends her moaning and heavy breathing begins in better sync than before. 1:06:03 (1:30) Interview is over and though she's fully exposed and he's inside of her he hasn't removed anything but his jacket and suit tie. As he pushes into holding her legs apart with both his hands and 1:06:55 (0:50) she helps him enter her ass by spreading her cheeks even wider for him to make that switch the French love to make so well and he does so effortlessly and she appears wet enough for his enter and pumping. Her eyes still closed and mouth in a perpetual moan. 1:07:46 (0:50) When he does shoot shes changed lipstick and positions and appears to be on the floor when his seeding begins accepting it like a lapping bird to a freeze frame (I hate freeze frames) 1:07:59 (0:15). Where the shake hands and the narrator tells us something probably very important in french which lasts longer than his orgasm. And the action freezes on the two now fully dressed main characters. 1:08:50 Its a keeper for me and since I own it that's not to hard but it doesn't completely satisfy me. The G/G scene was much to short and too short on kissing which is the only thing I really like about G/G scenes. Also the oral facials aren't long enough though they do number enough I like them at least a minute in length (1:00) and if possible a DARK BROS (1:30) in length. But only a few directors even do that and the ones that do tend to give us the bird feeding type where the women are submissively receiving fluid which borders on the disgusting to me. (Blame my mother for that hang up!) But oral facials where the woman is acting to please her lover and takes great pleasure in bringing him pleasure pleases me as a viewer. This new and current trend that PRIVATE and other video uses of women who actively allow themselves to be recepticals of fluid while obviously not cocersing the women frankly turn me off. But mostly I like Pierre Legrand though he isn't a John Love his films do excite me even though I don't speak much french. Submissive oral facials just aren't my cup of tea. Again the time listed is the actual running time of the video as I watch it and the time in parens () is the running time of the sexually action, usually oral, anal or other. This is to help you go directly to the action and to know how long it lasts. Should you decide to view the video. I guess I'd give it a 4 out of 7 or 3 out of 5. I enjoyed viewing it and it was very stimulating but I don't think I'll be watching it over and over again time and time again. MoStLy JoKiNg