The Meatman

Date sent:        Sat, 15 Feb 1997 13:28:29 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject:          REVIEW: "The Meatman"


THE MEATMAN
director: Jim Powers.   Outlaw Productions, 1995.
cast: Rachel Love, Felecia, Christina West, Sabrina, Blake Mitchell, Nyrubi
 Knight (=Nikki Darling), Warren Scott (=Warner) and David Hardman as the
 Meatman.
running time: 85 minutes.

sex scenes:
- Rachel Love (dildo-anal), Felecia ; David Hardman (masturbation)
- Christina West (anal), David Hardman
- Sabrina, Warren Scott, David Hardman
- Blake Mitchell, Nyrubi Knight (anal) ; David Hardman joins in


"Mrs.Jones, I have your meat order!" shouts the Meatman, upon opening a
gate leading into Mrs.Jones' backyard.  After completely entering, he walks
a few steps ahead with a white box in hand.  Then he stops dead in his 
tracks.  "Shit!" he notices, wide-eyed.  "Mrs.Jones!"  Now we see Mrs.Jones
(Rachel Love) and a female companion (Felecia) kissing poolside.  He watches
them going at it from afar.  Felecia asks, "So when's that meatman coming
anyways?"  But Mrs.Jones says she isn't worried about him right now.  
Felecia giggles and they continue kissing.

- Both girls look absolutely gorgeous and have perfect natural bodies.  As
Felecia starts eating Rachel out, David's handling a piece of liver with
both hands.  Thinking about pussy, he tells himself that the liver he's
holding feels just like one and he decides he'll try masturbating with it.
Back to the girls, Rachel gets her turn at muff munching and works her 
hungry tongue on Felecia, who likes it a lot.  Meanwhile, David wraps the
liver around his cock and strokes himself.  Next, Felecia straps on a dildo
and, after lubing it up, works it inside of Rachel doggy style first, then
mish.  Minutes later, they're back to doggy with a dildo-anal penetration
for Rachel.  Felecia quickly works her way in and out of Rachel's ass, as
the cameraman goes in for a pretty good close-up.  To end the scene, Rachel
goes back to eating Felecia and David eventually cums in the piece of liver
(they don't show anything except his reaction and it looked like a fake
orgasm to speed things along).  Once the girls are done, David quietly 
packs up and takes off.

"Hello?  Mrs.Duncan?  Your meatman is here!"  Now he's making a delivery to
Mrs.Duncan (Christina West)'s house.  "You're a little late, don't you 
think?" she asks, as she's sitting on her kitchen counter filing her nails.
He apologizes for being late but informs her that he's got a special on 
ground sirloin.  Holding three packages in his hands, he tells her, "This
is the finest ground sirloin I've had in weeks."  Ripping open one of the
packages, he tells her to feel the texture of the meat.  She drops her nail
file and lets her fingers do the walking carefully inside the package.
"Isn't this the finest meat you've ever felt in your life?" he asks.  She
giggles and takes a small chunk, first smelling it then rubbing it on her
chest.  He tells her, "There's nothing I like more than a woman who 
appreciates good meat."  She agrees it feels really good and slowly removes
her top, continuing to smear chunks of sirloin all over her chest.  He
starts squishing some of it in his hands and she tells him, "I can tell you
like red meat yourself!"  Then he says he thinks it would be a waste to
cook the meat.  With Mrs.Duncan practically naked at this point and the
Meatman excited about what he sees, he says, "Meat is your 'friend'" and
proceeds by rubbing her body with his meat-filled hands.

- I've only seen two or three videos that featured Christina West, but I
don't remember any of her performances being this hot!  She's a blonde with
small breasts and a sexual appetite this side of Debi Diamond.  She's not a
traditional beauty, but she definitely has enough energy packed in her to
win your hearts (and hard-ons) over.  She and David start getting into it,
and after his shirt comes off she rubs meat all over his body, eventually
hugging him and keeping the meat between them.  A blowjob follows, and like
the Energizer bunny she just keeps going and going.  She doesn't deep throat
but licks and sucks his balls with a look of depravity on her face, she seems
just about ready to swallow him whole.  Then she lays down on the ground and
David removes her pants and heels (two points for Hardman!) and goes down on
her.  Christina reaches out for meat pieces around her and continues smearing
her body with the stuff.  She gets wilder and works her pussy with the raw
sirloin.  They get into a hot mish that has Christina spanking her clit real
hard (she's also smiling and giggling, which is a good sign - none of the
"come on let's just get this over with" attitude).  Doggy style is next,
which Christina brings to a scorching climax as she holds on to two cabinet
doors and bounces up and down rapidly.  "Oh yeah, take that meat baby," moans
David, referring to his own sausage.  She lays herself back, with her hands
resting on the ground in between David's legs, and continues pumping up and
down as best she can.  Later, they get up off the floor and Christina climbs
up onto a counter.  David tries to climb on top of her but ends up sliding
off, so he just goes face down on her behind and tongue fucks her ass.  
After working a finger deep inside her anally, he goes in for the plunge
with his cock and Christina starts spanking her ass and gets a very nasty
look on her face (almost like she can't take it anymore).  About ready to
cum, she tells him "I wanna taste your meat" and seconds later, he pulls out
and pops two shots on her kisser.  Meanwhile, she's holding more sirloin and
still smearing it on herself (remember when the phrase of the day was 
"Where's the beef"?  Well, it's all right here!).  If Christina West is long
gone retired from the jizz biz, I'd have to say what a great loss it is.  
This girl could've been ranked way up there with Debi Diamond and Tammi Ann.
Of course, I haven't seen that many movies with her in them so I don't know 
if she's always this enthusiastic but I'm sure this scene alone has brought
about a legion of fans for her.  

Next stop - Sabrina and Warren's place.  They're both relaxing in their
backyard, enjoying the hot summer sun.  Sabrina's wading in their pool while
Warren sits on a patio chair nearby.  Along comes the friendly neighbourhood
Meatman, who shows them what he's got.  Setting his box down on the ground,
he suggests they could have a barbeque or something.  Sabrina peers inside
the box and pulls out a long rubber dildo from underneath the stacks of
meat.  The Meatman quickly yanks it out of her hands and tells them he sells
those toys on the side but he quickly changes the subject back to meat 
again, getting them both to feel the texture of the product.  She grabs a
chunk of it and rolls it around in her palms.  Warren looks at his wife and
says, "I'm learning more and more everyday about her.  I didn't know she
likes to play with meat like that!"  The Meatman tells him that meat really
turns women on.  Then he reaches into the box and grabs a dildo, telling
Warren that's why he carries those toys around with him, just in case the
women get aroused.  Sabrina is definitely aroused and Meatman compliments
her on how sexy she is.  "It's getting a little warm out here.  You know?"
he says and takes his shirt off.  A minute later, he's asking Warren if he
can get naked and jump into the pool with his wife.  Warren doesn't mind
and Meatman does just that (and as a token of his appreciation, he gives
them the meat packages in the box for free).  Pretty soon, Sabrina and the
Meatman get close, sitting on the edge of the pool, and Warren joins them.
He tells Meatman, "So this is what they pay you to do, huh?"  He replies,
"Yeah.  It's a rotten job but someone's gotta do it."

- This threesome is only average.  Sabrina, here pre-boobjob, is a pretty
Latina but seems like the kind of performer who'll only get nasty if her
partners are.  She's not much of a dirty talker either, so basically what
we have here is the David & Warren show.  She does have a very nice body
and kinky-curly hair that seems almost orange in bright light (otherwise
it's auburnish-brown).  She gets a little vocal with David (he's the only
one who penetrates her), but no real climax is reached.  The dildos are
used briefly, too, in which they're doing it doggy style with David in her
pussy, and he's holding one dildo against his cock (attempting a double
vaginal perhaps?) and Sabrina's holding one against her ass (whether or not
she's just rubbing it or it's actually being penetrated is not really 
known).  But we see it only in longshot, so it was quite poorly done.
Another thing, too, is that the back cover of the box featured Sabrina doing
a double penetration from both guys, but it wasn't included here (perhaps I
saw an edited version of this tape?).  Anyhow, Warren cums in her mouth and
David, yet again, fakes his cumshot (close-up of his face as he 'orgasms').

The Meatman, having to do more rounds, tells the couple he'll be back later
with more meat.  Now we open up on two women (Blake Mitchell, Nyrubi Knight)
laying on a bed.  "I can't wait until the Meatman comes home," moans Blake.
"I just love his hard cock and the way he sucks on my tits."  Hmm.. I don't
know if these ladies are his girlfriends or two hookers he has staying at his
place but they can't wait around much longer, so they find some action among 
themselves.

- Both Nyrubi and Blake are wearing black lingerie and white sneakers (a
change from the usual heels, but not really a change for the better).  
Nyrubi has her long hair tied back in a ponytail and looks nice.  Blake 
looks ok too, but has looked better.  Their brief g/g is sensual at most,
with Nyrubi doing a little pussy licking before David joins them for a
decent threeway (perhaps just a little too long, so you can fast-forward 
until you find what you want to see).  He gets his dick sucked then sits on 
Blake's face as she tongues his ass and he fucks her big fake tits (as for 
Nyrubi's big breasts, they're covered up by a bra but they're real, right?).
Anyhow, Blake positions herself in the doggie position and Nyrubi climbs on 
top of her in the same position, giving David double duty on their pussies.
He even attempts standing over them and dipping into their pussies (with his 
back facing their backs) but he keeps slipping out.  He warms up Nyrubi's ass
in the spoon position next, then it's back to doggy with Blake eventually
sliding underneath them to get a bird's eye view of the anal penetration.  
David ends up cumming deep inside Nyrubi's ass and as soon as he pulls out,
Blake lifts her head up to suck it out.  When Nyrubi climbs off, David
lowers himself down on the edge of the bed resting his head back and letting
Blake spit the cum in his mouth (which was intentionally done).  He keeps
it in his mouth a few seconds more and then, fade out.. the end.

The production values for this one are just borderline acceptable.  There's
no looping, but a few times we see flashes of light (because of someone 
taking snapshots of the action) and in scene one, director Jim Powers' voice
is heard telling Rachel and Felecia what to do.  If you have a taste for
something raunchy, then this tape will probably serve you well.  David 
Hardman shows us he loves raunch and kink (masturbating with liver, having
a girl spit his own cum in his mouth) and comes into his own as the title
character.  Christina West is definitely worth watching and is reason alone
to rent this tape (and maybe even reason enough why you should start playing
with your food!).  This isn't a truly raunch-filled video from start to 
finish, because there will be moments where you'll want to fast-forward,
but if you desire something a little different that's a few notches above
being classified as 'couples-appeal', then let "The Meatman" pay you a 
visit because he's got a box full of surprises - and who knows, you may end
up making a new 'friend' in the process.


Joey Markham
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