Lesbian Love Connection

Date sent:        Sun, 15 Dec 1996 00:21:56 -0500 (EST)
From:             Joey Markham 
Subject:          REVIEW: "Lesbian Love Connection" 


LESBIAN LOVE CONNECTION
director: Bionca.   Lipstick Video, 1992.
cast: P.J. Sparxx, Marissa Malibu, Chanel, Patricia Kennedy, Francesca Le,
  Kelly O'Dell, Shayla LaVeaux, Sunny McKay, Gail Force.
running time: 71 minutes.

- Sunny McKay, Gail Force
- Chanel, Patricia Kennedy (dildo-dp)
- Kelly O'Dell, Francesca Le (anal-beads)
- P.J. Sparxx, Marissa Malibu / Shayla LaVeaux (masturbation)


P.J. and Marissa are our charming hostesses on the cable network airing of
Lesbian Love Connection (they're sitting outdoors, not in some stuffy set).
They introduce the show and the prizes first.  Marissa holds up a box of 
dildos from the Racquel Darrian master dildo set.  But for the big winner,
she holds up a super huge dildo (so huge it could put John Holmes' tool to
shame.  Then again... this one's made of rubber).  Anyhow, they get right to
their contestant.  Marissa introduces Chanel, a 21 year old from Sacramento,
California (I wonder if this is real information?).  Chanel comes out and 
sits beside them.  She says she's 21 and moved out to L.A. a couple of years
ago.  Getting to more important details, Marissa moves in closer to her and
asks what she likes in a woman (and P.J. pulls her back immediately).  
Chanel likes a woman who's attractive, has a good sense of humor and no 
attitude.  So they meet her first choice, Patricia (who appears in a small 
box in the left-hand corner of the screen - a little sloppily done, but 
creative enough).

[Patricia]: "Hi, I'm Patricia.  I'm a wild and outrageous girl and I'm 
trying to find somebody who's not scared to try new things as long as we 
have a good time."

The second choice is Francesca (who's wading in a pool).

[Francesca]: "Hi, I'm Francesca and I'm into girls who want to take long
wilderness walks and find the beast in me."

P.J. then introduces the final choice, Kelly.

[Kelly]: "Domination.  I like to be dominated by a woman and taken to the
very brink of pleasure with the pain."

P.J. and Marissa give Chanel a few minutes to decide as they go to commercial.
Over to the crew, we see Sunny and Gail talking among themselves about which 
girl they would choose.  Then they get back to work as the unseen stage 
manager (Bionca) is heard counting down the seconds and telling P.J. and 
Marissa they're back on the air.  Chanel says all the girls are cute but 
Patricia reminds her of someone she used to date, so she picks her.  P.J. 
tells her dinner is on them and suddenly, Francesca appears in the corner of
the screen again, angrily saying that she was told she'd win.  Kelly then 
appears in the right-hand corner and the two of them set up their own little
get-together.  Marissa says it looks like they'll be paying for two dinners 
now and P.J. informs Chanel she'll be back next week to give them an update.
Then they end the show.

Over to the crew members again.  Sunny and Gail relax on a small couch and
Sunny complains about their work and how they have to get onto another show.
"It's not that bad.  At least we get to check out all the horny girls in 
town," says Gail.  Sunny replies, "And I thought YOU were the only horny 
girl in town."  Then they kiss.

- Sunny sucks Gail's breasts then pussy, slowly inserting one finger from 
each hand inside Gail's pussy and gets her to cum (Sunny has long nails here
too!).  Gail (who's sporting short, dyed-blonde hair) excitedly slides her 
hand through Sunny's shorts and rubs her in all the right places.  After 
Sunny slides off her shorts, she climbs over Gail's face to get a licking. 
They do a 69 with a dildo used inside Gail, then Sunny climbs back over 
Gail's face for her own dildo session.  Both girls are vocal and smile and 
giggle throughout the scene.

Later that night on Chanel's date with Patricia.  They're at Pat's house,
relaxing on a sofa and Chanel says it's kinda weird meeting someone on tv.
Pat says she'd like to get to know her much better and gets them both a 
glass of wine.  Once she returns, they each take a sip and Pat hesitantly 
kisses Chanel.  Chanel tells her she finds her very attractive and they get 
into it without hesitation.

- Patricia's the first to be played with.  Chanel has fun flicking her 
tongue on her nipples, then sliding Pat out of her tight jean shorts to lick
and spank her asscheeks.  She starts off by sticking a finger in Pat's ass,
then uses some sort of 2-inch vibrator (two small pieces attached by string)
in her pussy and ass (they're so small it barely seems like a dp, it could've
been the same thing if Chanel stuck two fingers in both Pat's pussy and ass
at the same time).  Chanel gets wilder, rubbing Pat's pussy and getting her
to cum.  Pat wants her ass to be spanked some more until it's red (which
Chanel gladly obliges to).  Then it's Chanel's turn.  Pat first uses a 
vibrator on her (holding it in her mouth and sort of face-fucking her) then
pulls it out and flicks her pierced tongue on her pussy.  Pat climbs up to 
her friend, face to face, and they both lick the cum-covered vibrator.  This 
was a nice 'n nasty scene with enthusiasm from both girls.

Now we cut to Kelly and Francesca's date (they're also getting comfortable -
on a bed.  Whose house that is, I have no idea).  "Fuckin' bitches," says
Francesca.  "I've been on that show four times and never been picked!"  Kelly
tells her, "Maybe it's your attitude."  Francesca retorts, "That's all I need
is another critic.  How many times have YOU been on the show?"  "Just once.
What do you say we stop talking about the show?"  "Ok," Fran replies and they
kiss.

- The girls kiss and taste eachother then Kelly rubs a huge black dildo over
Francesca's pussy (looks like the same dildo Marissa presented to us earlier).
She slowly inserts some beads in Fran's ass then laps away at her pussy as she
pulls them out.  Fran says, "Oh yeah, I'm cumming!!" and she does.  She then 
uses a small dildo in Kelly's pussy and brings her to orgasm as well.  They
continue fingering eachother a bit more before the scene ends.  Both girls get
quite vocal and liven up what starts off as a slow-moving scene. 

A week later.  P.J. and Marissa get their anticipated update as both Chanel
and Patricia appear on the show.  "I wanna know about all the juicy details,"
Marissa tells them.  So the girls give them what they want to hear from the
initial phone call of them planning what they'd do to actually not going on
their planned dinner-date after all because they ended up at Pat's place 
where they had a couple of glasses of wine then seduced eachother.  
Meanwhile, we cut to Shayla's house (wherever that is, she just suddenly 
appears in her bathroom and watches the show while masturbating - she must 
be a really big fan of the show! :-).  Chanel and Pat talk of licking 
eachother wet and spreading eachother's legs and sucking eachother's clits 
but that is just a little too much than what they can broadcast on the air, 
so P.J. and Marissa thank them for coming on the show and tell them it's 
great they had a good time.  Chanel thanks them for matching her up with Pat
and both girls leave.  "We have to cut for a commercial right now," Marissa 
tells us.  "But we'll be right back."

As Shayla continues masturbating, she still has her eye on her tv screen 
where P.J. and Marissa tell eachother how hot Chanel and Patricia's date
sounded.  It has them so turned on that they jump eachother right there (and
so they *think* they've cut for a commercial break! :-).

- What a major disappointment.  Things start off just fine with P.J. putting
Marissa through her paces.  She dirty talks her as she tastes and fingers her
pussy.  "You want me to fist fuck you, don't you?" asks P.J., but the most 
she gets is three fingers inside Marissa.  When it's P.J.'s turn to get 
licked and sucked, she tells Marissa to spank her ass.  Meanwhile, intercut 
with this is Shayla slowly stripping and playing with her (then natural) 
breasts and fingering herself, eventually hopping into the shower and 
lathering herself up.  Now, what happens is P.J. straps one on and has 
Marissa sucking on it and we get the usual "Suck my dick, lick my balls" 
chit chat.  From here, we get lots of looping that makes the scene very 
lengthy.  P.J. fucks Marissa and Shayla ends up orgasming (several times, 
due to looping).  It's hot at the start then just goes straight downhill.

Marissa looks over and is stunned.  "Oh no," she says.  "The camera's been
on all along!"  P.J. looks over and all she can say with a smile is, "See 
you next week!"  Marissa says bye and slumps down with embarrassment.  
The end.

Apart from the last scene (which does start off good), the rest of the video
is nice with good body display and camera angles.  The girls are sexy and
sultry and only two out of nine (Patricia and Marissa) have implants.  They
all have energy that puts a little spark in each scene and I thought it was 
worth the rental.  You can keep the remote control handy, but you'll only 
really want to use it for the last scene which would only bring you to the
closing credits.  


Joey Markham
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