Lisa

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Subject: REVIEW:  L I S A      **** !!!!
Date: Sat, 14 Jun 97 13:43:43


                                  LISA

Starring: Liza Harper, Houston, Tatiana, Cassandra Nova, Jeremy Steele,
Michael Cox, Alec Metro.

Directed and Cowritten: Kris Kaminski
Produced by: Sin City

Rating:  4 out of 4 **** !!!! This is a different type of porn movie. A
refreshing change of pace. Heck, its both a good solo and couples movie.

Summary:  I have not reviewed a 4 star movie this year other than Rodney
Moore's "Witches Are Bitches". What makes LISA so special?  Lets distill
it. The work is shot on film, so it has that "movie look and feel" to
it. It develops the heroine of the movie, Liza Harper, from the start
to the end of the film, meaning character development in the plot, (yeah
I know, what a concept, but for current porn this is sorta breaking the
edge of the envelope type stuff!...<g>). Granted, the plot isn't real
deep, but the director tied together a story, rather than a hodge-podge
of 4 to 6 scenes.  And, because of the character development, we "care"
about what goes on with Liza!

Along with primarily featuring one actress, the movie also has male
actors who are not the typical lame, goofy-ass Tom Bryon, Alex Sanders,
TT Boy types (you know what I mean, the "regulars" who are the "house
dressing" of American porn movies, please spare us the agony! More
directors should investigate the male talent pool out there, the guys in
this movie were good, especially Alec Metro).

Oh, and by the way, Liza Harper is just god awful sexy, bitchy, and
wonderful throughout the film. The sex is heated, some parts very
heated. Finally, I'm a fool for women with foreign accents!  Liza's
french accent, when she speaks slowly, is just wonderful, the few times,
she flies off the handle and started to rant and rave, I couldn't
understand what she was saying...<g>

I am interested in what other titles Kris Kaminski has co-written and
directed. If this is an example of his capabilities, I want to see more
of his work!

One last word, killer boxcover artwork. I would love to have a poster of
the boxcover, very suitable for framing!


Scene 1:
The movie, yes, I'll call it a movie, its shot on film, opens up with
the panning of the low mountains of the high plains desert somewhere out
west. I'm guessing on the lee side of a mountain range in California.  I
am a frustrated geologist and geographer, so I enjoy scenery, both
kinds........... terra firma and female topography!

As the opening credits are going by, we are treated to a nice bluesy
guitar sequence. The soundtrack to this movie grabbed my attention and
held me fast. (someone must have broken, on purpose, the Casio Sound
Machine so we are not treated to the usual extremely lame music sound
tracks found in typical porn). I even sensed a bit of slide guitar!

The camera pans from the "basalt-flow mountains" and we are lead into a
small house, walking from room to room until we enter and see Liza
Harper and Jeremy Steele fucking on the mattress covered floor. Both are
apparent lovers and living togther. Liza and Jeremy are not much
startled when Michael Cox enters the room (we were walking through his
eyes).  Liza on her knees stares up at Michael and starts to slowly
mouth over his sweatpants, the boner she has risen in him. Very nice!

He gets naked, and Liza is dogged by lover Jeremy while
she sucks a standing Michael. Nicely filmed closeups and longshots.
Liza is just esquisite, her body is nice and tight, her eager slightly
freckled face is highlighted by her wide beaming eyes while she sucks
and we can feel the heat while she's getting pounded from behind.

Some position changes, the best one being, Michael Cox RC's her puss
while Liza sucks Jeremy. While RC fucking, holding and sucking cock in
one hand, Liza plays with her clit hood. Something nice about this film,
Liza plays with her puss and clit hood a lot! The two guys take a
cigarette break, Liza faces them on her knees, frigs her puss and chides
them (remember her french accent <g>) to continue what they started,
what a girl!

The heat gets jacked up a bit when they continue. On the mattress strewn
floor, Jeremy gets to dog Liza's sweet ass. We see a few glimpses of
Liza's ability to dialate her ass to "WOW" sizes, but this is not what
the director wants to bring out in the movie. Liza brings the two to
climax, (some nice body cumm shots, no facial) then gets in a verbal
fight with her boyfriend about "conmittment" or something...you know a
"girl thing"...<g>  I couldn't follow along the verbage she was
spouting, her "french" was a bit too thick for me!

Scene 2:
Liza walks to her car, a convertible Rabbit, to get away from her lover.
She is wearing this short flowered semi-halter top, a waist length
leather "bomber" jacket. Jeans she "poured" her body into, and to us
boot fetish types out there, black, soft glove leather boots coming up
close to her knee, with a bit of platform to them. She walks thoughout
this film with an aire of authority. In the words of the Stones,
"She could make a dead man cummm"!

She drives away and we are treated once again to some high plains desert
mountain scenery. She gets paged by boyfriend, but is pissed at him so
doesn't bother to return his calls. She pulls into a city, LA?. Parks
her car and walks around doing some window shopping. A sorta swarmy guy
picks up on her while she is window shopping (why can't women like her
fall into my hands, when I window shop? <g>) They chat and he invites
her to a cafe for a meal. There is more chatting among the two (a bit of
character and scene development), the guy is named Matthew (Alec Metro,
I vaguely remember seeing him in other pornos?) There is that "pick up"
atmosphere here between the two of them,,, the guy thinking, "I really
would like to fuck her,,, the girl thinking, "he's not that bad, has all
his teeth, all his fingers, kinda cute, and what the hell, its just one
night"! <g>

After their meal, he persuades her to take him to an acquintances motel
room, so he can pick something up. There in the room, he "frenches"
Liza, after some nice kissing, Liza playfully flops down on the bed, and
indicates to Matthew, what she wants next.

She gets naked down to her black bra and panties. The journey of
watching her undress was quite erotic, she removing those long boots,
and unpouring her body out of her tight jeans and halter top. Liza
unsnaps the front of her bra, exposing her lovely natural tits and
easily gets Matthew in bed with her. Before they get busy Matthew offers
Lisa a drink. He leans over, opens the refrigerator door and pulls out
four of those little "airplane type" liquor bottles. They down a few,
then Liza gets real, real busy!

She turns a still clothed Matthew on his back, then straddles his face
with her hips, spreads to one side her black panties and offers him her
"french connection"! Some nice, semi-sleazy motel room sex, I loved it!
Liza turns in the 69 manner and undoes his pants so she can first
fondle, lick, then suck on his cock while he is eating her out from
below. To add to the semi-sleazy atmosphere, they had the TV on in the
background. (Of course none of us Puritans have ever been involved in
something like this...nudge, nudge, wink, wink!)

They change positions, then Liza takes some vodka or rum into her mouth,
and gives the guy a "liquor blowjob". Wow! I don't think it was water!
The guy jumped a bit when that alcohol hit his "skin". To add to the
naughtiness, liquor was oozing out of Liza's mouth while she was sucking
him off. The camera person, did a very good job of capturing this scene!

They take a break. This is what I liked about the scene. It was not your
usual 15-20 minute porn suck, fuck, cumm scene. It was a fuck scene from
reality, where the two knew they had all night between them, so there
was no reason, to "hurry the climax". Some more liquor drinking from the
mini bootles, then with their heads propped up by the headboard, the two
engaged in some nice soft french kissing. Liza started to play with her
clit hood and puss again, Matthew then got his fingers involved in her
puss while they frenched, nice photography.

They change gears and Matthew gets on top of Liza and starts to fuck the
hell out of her mish style. We see her 34 or 36 B natural titties bounce
with joy. Liza, stay away from the plastic mutalators, your tits adorn
your body. (Hope she is listening.)

Another break, they smoke cigarettes in bed, chatting, pacing themselves
for the rest of the night. Matthew goes down on her, and from the facial
expressions from Liza, you can tell she appreciates her pussy being
attended to by an experienced tongue. They change over to a sideways
doggy position, Lisa has her leg up in the air, her toe pointed (I sense
she has taken ballet lessons at some point in her life.<g>)

Another break in the action, more drinking in bed, downing the little
bottles. They joke about the hang-over they will have in the morning.
They discuss their chance meeting, and their "tomorrow". Liza's beeper
has gone off occasionally during their meeting, and when asked about it,
Liza initially says its a wrong number, but then lets on its her
boyfriend whose been paging her. This doesn't seem to bother the guy,
again he is of that slightly swarmy mode of an experienced Grifter or
even one of Dilbert's "Sales-Weasels"...xxxtreme grin

Liza does a hot RC, the film gets a little grainy here, seems like they
were going with the natural lamp light of the motel room. After some
great dual pumping efforts, Liza lies next to him and jacks him off onto
his abdomen. The two liking it immensely, fall to sleep.

The sexual interplay between Liza and Alec was among the best I have
ever seen. This scene will be a classic!

Scene 3:
Its morning time, Matthew is getting dressed. Liza wakes up, Matthew
asks if Liza wants some coffee. He splits for coffee. Liza awake,
appears absolutely radiant in the morning light streaming in from motel
window. She smokes a cigarette, then tosses the covers off her naked
body.  No male around, so we are treated to a female masturbation scene
which is heavenly!

Damn Liza has been touching herself throughout the movie, and it was
driving me crazy! Here, she does some nice touching of her clit hood, I
was praying for her to pull back the hood to expose her "sparkplug", but
my fetish was denied. Toying with me, <g> she took her vibrating pager
and runs it down her wet cunt lips, pressing it against her clit hood,
then bringing it up to her mouth and slowly licking it "dry". Then Liza
moves the still vibrating pager over both her lovely erect nipples, back
down to her puss, then she turns over, gets on her elbows and knees and
presses the pager to her puss and starts to slowly hump it. I was just
amazed at the eroticism of the scene!  Damn, porn is educational as
well, now I know why women are carrying pagers!

And we ain't done yet, she gets off the bed and sits her sweet ass on
the nightstand, with the morning sunlight streaming down her body, she
frigs herself with the pager. Naughty girl, what if someone like me was
walking by the room and happened to see through the open window....  <g>

All through this frigging, I'm waiting to see her clit, but only a
partial glimpse here or there (or was that her finger tip, aaaahhh!)
She climaxes, smiles, and takes a cigarette break. (Question, Since our
boy Bill Clinton is so concerned about our welfare (yeah, right!) is
this type of "advertising" still "legal" for the tobacco industry...
and hey, what about the pager industry! <g>)

She decides to finally answer Jeremy's page. He confesses to her that
he's been a jerk and will "change his ways", she falls for his apology
and says she will return to him... Romance, how sweet...<g>

Buttttt,,, she looks out her motel room window and has found out that
Matthew the "Grifter/Sales-Weasel" has taken her car and other
belongings. (Ahhh Liza, hello!...I mean wasn't Matthew sorta, like
taking a long time to get your coffee up to you?, or did the "pager"
make you lose sense of space and time.<g>)  She hurriedly gets dressed,
again for us lovers of boots, Liza's pouring into her jeans and slapping
hurriedly her boots on is ungodly!  (yes, I know, some of us are easily
amused!)

We flash over to Jeremy. Well, it looks like boy is entertaining himself
quite well, when Liza is gone, he has two sluts over at his place.  The
two girls, Tatianna and Cassandra Nova, aren't real spectacular. The
one? with the natural breasts is better at everything than the other.
They are teasing him, while fucking each other in front of him or doing
him.  They play the part of sluts fairly well.... there is some flashing
back and forth between Liza's situation and what Jeremy is up to with
the two sluts. I won't go into what this trio are doing, just standard
porn fodder....catch my drift? Its Liza where the "action" is!

Poor pitiful Liza runs down to the motel parking lot and finds that
"romeo, oh romeo" has lifted her car and her possessions. Really bummed
she sits on the curb head in hands. Then up drives this red Jeep
Wrangler, with Houston in it. Talk about your tight, buffed bodies,
Houston fits in this category. While a women being able to bend a steel
bar doesn't exactly turn me on, Houston does have a very good screen
presence. It also helps, as in the words of ZZ Top, she's wearing,
"cheap sunglasses"......<g>

Houston befriends the bummed Liza and offers to drive her home so she
can meet "changed man" Jeremy. What a coincidence, that she happened to
be going that way!...xxxtreme grin  Well the two leave LA? and are out
in the high plains desert again, (scenery galore!). Liza and Houston
chat in the open Wrangler barreling down the highway. In a brief amount
of time, they discuss whats going on in their lives. (damn, women are so
open!) Then Liza starts to get a "twitch" between her thighs and soon
Houston's hands are between Liza's legs. A word of warning here from Jim
Morrison and the Doors about this kind of behavior. From Rodehouse
Blues, Jim would have to say....  "keep your eyes on the road, your
hands upon the wheel!".....xxxtreme grin!

Liza tells Houston to pull off the main highway, and they take a dirt
trail to the top of a small "mountain"....(hey, I get to live in Kansas
so I can be liberal about what I call a mountain!). They get out a
sleeping bag, lay down out in front of god and everybody, and have some
fairly nice and easy, heated g/g sex.

They start out with some wicked french kissing. Then Liza runs her
tongue down to Houston's apparent? silly-coned tits...sigh. Houston then
returns the pleasure. I must say, Houston has one hell of a sweet wide
mouth and long tongue. We Flashback to what Jeremy's up to....

When we go back to our two sweethearts, Houston has Liza on her back,
ass raised up in the air, her legs falling backwards. Liza is naked, but
has on her knee-length boots! Houston is naked and has on her clunky
hiking boots! (I was lost in fetish space!) In this position, a kneeling
Houston has Liza's cunt right up in her face, licking longingly on her
clit hood and poking two fingers in her cunt. Liza is having a good
time...<g> Jeremy flashback.  Back to the girls, Liza still on her back,
Houston is sitting on her face, and Liza is hungrily eating her out...I
guess I couldn't blame her, our heroine has not had her breakfast yet!

Jeremy flashback,,,, Houston is slowly massaging Liza as she is lying on
the sleeping back, tender touching between the two.... The bluesy guitar
takes off on the soundtrack, we are in g/g heaven...<g> Jeremy flashback
(two sluts are sucking him, nice dual BJ). Houston mounts Liza in 69
fashion and the two go at it in the open air. Houston spreads Liza's
puss for us to adore, then as only a master female pussy eater can do,
shifts for us into high gear, and slowly pulls back the hood of Liza's
clit and gently licks the lil' sparkplug. Mind blowing!

Jeremy flashback. We go back to a panning view of the "basalt-flow
mountain side" and see Liza and Houston, their backs to us, naked
sitting on a rock, arm and arm, viewing the scenery, basking in their
after-glow. Very nice imagery!

Houston takes Liza back to her place. Houston tries to persuade her to
stay with her and go off to Catalina Island. Liza takes her business
card and says she may call her, if she fancies the notion. They stop in
front of her house, one last embrace and french kiss, Houston drives off
and Liza struts to her house, opens the door and finds Jeremy still with
the two sluts on the living room sofa. Damn guy...<g> Well this freaks
the "once forgiving Liza" and she starts into a "french flavored" tongue
lashing of Jeremy and his two sluts. Jeremy tries to talk his way out of
it, but of course only gets himself into deeper shit. Lisa finds the
slut with the natural boobs (good choice!) and pulls her by the hair
over to Jeremy, forces her down and rants to her about, "bitch, you want
to suck his dick, then suck!"

Liza tells Jeremy she's gone for good and struts (remember her boots and
tight jeans, bomber jacket...<g>) out of the house and down to the phone
booth down the road. There she calls Houston on her cell-phone, telling
her that she has left something behind in her Wrangler. Houston, knowing
that Liza didn't forget anything in the Wrangler, other than her
passion, tells her she'll pick her up in 5 minutes.

Liza sits her sweet ass on the bare ground by the phone booth and waits
for Houston. The lady "gots the blues" and looks real dejected as she
reflects about the last 24 hours. Again, we are treated to a bluesy
guitar soundtrack with some stinging slide guitar. Houston arrives,
bounces out of the Wrangler, the two kiss and embrace and........
                 ....... drive off into the sunset......

                              ... F I N ...