Date sent: 14-Nov-97 06:45:46 -0500 From: Joey Markham {[email protected]} LADIES IN LEATHER director: Roy Karch. Gourmet Video Collection (GVC), 1995. running time: 73 minutes. starring: Selena, Kimberly Kummings, Kim Kitaine, Valerie, Liza Harper, Alex Sanders, John Decker, Rick Masters, David Hardman, Christoff. rating: 6.5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.30 / 4.00) Selena is our hostess for this outing and she introduces her girlfriends to us, all in unconnected scenes, as they are decked out in leather and latex and show a little attitude. Selena herself appears in different outfits in between scenes (which aren't always made of leather or the like) and she handles her dialog with a certain charm (even if she doesn't speak smoothly all the time - meaning she's either reading sloppily written cue-cards or slightly messing up lines that she had to memorize). Anyhow, she has a soft relaxing voice and a full, all-natural body. Overall, she's an extremely pleasant sight to the eyes (even with such borderline quality). (Scene 1): Kim Kitaine, John Decker Cute little Kim tries to appear like some kind of dominant mistress but isn't fully convincing. She speaks with a soft voice as well, so that weakens the mistress-appeal that she tries to get going (I see mistresses as controlling and nasty, talking down to their slaves and not letting them speak until they are told they can and inflicting minor pain like spanking or hair pulling. If being a mistress is moaning lightly and saying, "Oh yeah.. eat my pussy", then that would make ALL pornstars mistresses!). But Kim's a carnal cutie with a slim body and small perky boobs (which are now enhanced unfortunately). Here she wears a leather mini skirt and a brassiere-like top and has a paddle in hand which she never uses. John, here with his then-long hair in a ponytail, is waiting for her on some table they covered with a bedsheet. Things start off with a little tit sucking then a blowjob (Kim's also chewing on gum but never uses it on his dick in any strange way or blows bubbles or anything like that). John tries to say something but Kim tells him not to speak (when she tries to sound dominant, you can tell by the soft undertones of her voice that her (possible) intentions aren't aggressive). She gets her pussy eaten, after having her skirt pulled off and her top rolled down to her waist, then a doggie follows. It starts off slow then heats up, but the cameraman never goes in to get close-ups of the penetration (sigh!!). A reverse cowgirl comes up next (John is condom-clad, by the way) then they get into a ten-second missionary poke (sigh!!!) before he pulls out and gives Kim's tongue the weakest cumshot this side of T.T. Boy on a good day. (Scene 2): Kimberly Kummings, Rick Masters The first Kim may have been a little tame, but this Kim is more the mistress. The lovely Miss Kummings starts off sounding a little playful in her dominant ways but soon starts dirty talking and acting the part (but not overly doing it). Wearing a leather cap, black thigh high stilettos, and a body suit that sort of looks like a one piece swimsuit except it's lined with studs and some latex material, Kim looks incredibly hot. Her slave Rick wears a Batman-type mask and a dog collar and is told he will follow all her biddings. Behind them against the wall is a rack of stuff like restraints and other small paraphernalia but they just remain as decorations. Kim does use one of those tassels (a handle with a bunch of leather strings on the end of it) but she basically just runs it across his body lightly. Before giving him head, she takes some weird cock-ring item with a restraint attached at the end of it to tie around his balls. The restraint doesn't work but she keeps the ring around his shaft and gives him sloppy head. When it comes time to switch positions she says, "You like that? Well, that's all you're gonna get. Now you're gonna eat my pussy." So she unhooks something underneath her pussy and the suit flaps open, exposing her snatch for Rick to feast on. She likes his tongue and fingers but wants his dick inside of her so he sits down (there's a crate in the room, by the way) and Kim rides him reverse-cowgirl style (the cock-ring is now long gone, but at least he's not wearing a rubber). Perhaps the crate is a little too high for their positioning, so Kim rearranges him and climbs onto the crate as well, continuing the RC (nicely captured). "You ready for some more, young man?" she asks and briefly sucks his cock again before getting into the doggy position. Pretty good, then a missionary follows and he ends up shooting a load in between her boobs (which are fake, but tasteful enough) and on her belly. This is a hot enough scene, credited all to Kim's enthusiasm. This dirty talking babe is a hot 'n nasty pornstar whose screen presence is always a joy to behold. (Scene 3): Valerie, David Hardman Valerie, who is not to be confused with German starlet Valeria, isn't a well known star but she has a bit of a hard-edged look with a semi-deep voice this side of Jeanna Fine, shoulder length puffy hair like the early Ariel Knight (Tami White), and nice medium-sized natural breasts. She's wearing a collar with studs all over it and a leather outfit (top and mini-skirt). David, her slave, is wearing a g-string and as she slowly waves a paddle before him, she gets him to lick it. Before she gets him to eat her out, she sits back (they're on a mattress) and says, "Go ahead. Unbutton me." He proceeds do to so with his teeth but she asks sternly, "Did I say with your teeth?" He apologizes and uses his hand to undress her. Once her breasts are exposed, he sucks her nipples and lightly rubs her pussy through her mini-skirt. He briefly stops working his mouth on her mellons and she asks, "Did I tell you to stop sucking on my nipples?" and he continues. Once her tight skirt is finally pulled off, she spreads her legs and we see a nice shot of her lightly hairy pussy and meaty labia (not all THAT meaty, but still - David sucks on it hungrily, enjoying it). A very lengthy blowjob follows (with the camera just sitting there a few minutes in longshot) and while Valerie is more sensual with her approach, David moans and looks as if it's giving him a great sensation. Whenever Valerie pulls it out of her mouth, she gets him to beg to put it back in and he complies (to me, David Hardman seems like the kind of guy who loves raunchy sex and could get into any part; aggressor, slave, you name it - in "The Meatman" he was the raunchy neighbourhood delivery guy and here he's the obedient sex servant. Whatever the role, he can always manage to become a hard-man with whomever the partner). Anyhow, they get into a reverse-cowgirl and doggie. The horny Hardman pumps away too fast that he keeps slipping out of her several times. Valerie doesn't dirty talk much, but at least she's not aloof. A cumshot on her ass ends the scene. (Scene 4): Liza Harper, Christoff Dark-haired Euroslut Liza is undoubtedly one of the hottest stars to make the transition from Europe to America. A pretty face, slim body, small natural breasts, and a voracious attitude make this piece of porn confection a treat you'll want to sink your teeth into (ok, ok.. we're not cannibals here - Joey, calm down :-). This scene takes place in the same room as the Kummings/Masters pairing but unfortunately, the mistress-theme isn't fully explored (and wouldn't you know it, Liza seems like she can truly be a slave's dream come true - sigh..). Her mate Christoff (boyfriend? Husband?) kneels before her, wearing only a g-string, and she lightly rubs some tassels around his body and when he touches her or tries to lick her, she pushes him away slightly with a mean tone in her voice, letting him know he's not doing it right. Christoff looks like quite the slave too (but his poses and submissive mannerisms make him appear to be or act a little feminine - complete turn-off for me to see). Anyhow, sultry Liza is wearing a leather halter top and shorts and her French accent will make your heart say "Ooh la la!". After removing her clothes (she also had on a pair of panties underneath her shorts) she sits back and squeezes her breasts together as she enjoys Christoff licking her clit and fucking her with a rubber dildo. Next up, she pulls his g-string down (sort of cradling his balls) and proceeds with energetically giving him head, with some spitting. That was just a warm-up, however, for the really hot reverse-cowgirl that follows. Liza is really horny for it and it shows! The heat level is dragged down when they do a doggy-style fuck (was the cameraman too lazy to go underneath for some penetration close-ups? He just stands up pointing down at them! There's no variety with the angles! Sigh!!). At least we're aware of Liza's tattoo above her right buttock but I couldn't make out what it is. A cumshot on her ass and backside ends the scene, then they quickly faded out. (Scene 5): Selena, Alex Sanders Selena turns into the hostess with the mostess as she gives it up to Alex who's laying down on a bed and waiting for her. She's supposed to be the mistress but he ends up controlling part of the situation as well. First of all, Selena's wearing a leather cap (which is the only thing that eventually comes off), bra, garter belt, panties, nylons, and a studded collar. "What would you like me to do?" he asks her. She replies, "Play with me. Be rough with me." Looking perky and very pretty, as always, she starts off with a little light tassel-session on his body but it turns out after that he takes the handle of the tassels and rams it in her pussy as she gives him head. After he gets his turn to suck her full, luscious breasts and her juicy pussy, he gives it to her doggy and missionary styles. Boy, did he ever listen to her command to be rough with her! She shrieks and screams like I've never heard her before (and if she's faking it, she gives Sierra some serious competition :-). However, after all that hot humping and meat packing, an extremely weak facial ends the scene. She gets a load on her chin and maybe a drop or two on her waiting tongue. Still, this is the loudest I've ever heard Selena and even if the camera angles aren't varied, just watching this nymphette get some major boning will make you refrain from using your remote control! This video really suffers from poor camera angles and less than stellar production values (including some of the cheesiest sets you're ever going to see in a porno movie) but several of the scenes pack a mean punch. This looked like a somewhat rushed production but thankfully it doesn't sink rock bottom, due to the presence of Kim Kummings, Liza Harper, and Selena. To be fair, all the scenes offer something to everyone but the three names aforementioned are the only "Ladies In Leather" who will really catch your attention. Fans will be kind of be disappointed that each of the girls only have one scene each, but I think this is one of the slightly better one-day wonders that have been cranked out as of late. Joey Markham [email protected]