From: Ron Nichols ([email protected]) Subject: Lady M's Anything Nasty Volume 2 Date: Wed, 05 Mar 97 00:24:01 Organization: Netcom Lady M's Anything Nasty Volume 2: Meat Substitue Starring: M, Jordan Lee, Missy, Sweetie Pie, Derrick Taylor Directed: Lady M? A Studley Lamont Production Rating: Excellent There are some really nice clips during the opening credits Lady M does a short intro sitting on the edge of a bathtub. Then to the action. First scene: M and Missy. M is in a short skirt (no panties) and a tie long sleeve halter top. Nice. Missy is nude. Supposedly, this is Missy's first anal. M is shaved and Missy has some sparse, nicely trimmed pubic hair (naturally blonde?). The usual lez kissing and pussy sucking. Then M asks if Missy would like more. Out comes the vibrating dildo and into Missy's pussy it goes. Both of these girls are really fine looking. M does a very nice job of stroking Missy's puss with the dildo, and licking her clit. Next, whoa! Where did that double headed dildo come from? (M has a nice little tan line. Missy has some of a tan line, but has been tanning in the buff. Missy has nice, what appears to be, natural tits.) Nice double headed dildo stroking. Actually some of the most active and deepest double headed dildo I've seen. Next, the double head goes in Missy's ass nicely and deeply. There are some nice camera angles here. M now mounts the double in her puss and Missy's ass. Nice shot, and some deep penetration. So, now Missy gets to suck on M's puss. This seems to last a little long, where's that fast forward button? M has a nice boob job as seen in the last seconds. Interlude, M is in a bubble bath and sets up the next scene with Jordan Lee. Scene two: M and Jordan are dressed in some harem pajamas. Usual lez kissing and sucking. M looks good in blue veil! The sucking scene extends for too long, nice overdubbing of moaning though. Finally, some variation. Jordan goes up in a shoulder stand and M licks from the top. Nice shot of Jordan's puss and M's tongue. Next some annilingus. IMHO, though Jordan bills herself as the Anal Queen, I feel M should share this title. Next, there is some intense pussy rubbing and puss-to-puss banging. And out of nowhere comes a strap-on on M violently stroking in Jordan's puss doggy style. M does have the moves. Did I mention Jordan's nice overall tan? This is a nicely diametered strap-on. Jordan gets in some licks on M in the mish with legs way back (not a Viennese Oyster, though). M gets up in a shoulder stand on a couch-like chair which has to be really difficult (technical rating of 5.6). A girl-girl 69. Some good shots flew by in ff. Wow , the double headed is back out with some really deep doggy style anal butt bumping. There seems to be a dildo change in some part of this, with a slightly ripple one appearing. And it is also quite long. Out comes the dildo, Jordan goes into a head stand, and some nice pussy and ass dilation is exhibited. Great work Jordan! Interlude with M in the bath. She intros the next scene with Sweetie Pie. Scene three: Sweetie Pie is fairly cute with small, floppy, natural tits. M gets right into it with her enhanced boob rubbing Sweetie's puss. Then into the lez sucks. (Say what you may about boob jobs, but I will rate M's enhanced tits over Sweetie's any day.) Sweetie has really got a huge set of labia minora pussy lips though. Out comes the Hypathia Lee style dildo with clit tickler - buzzing away. This scene was too long a few seconds after its start. Missy holds the vib and gets doggy in the chair for M to jam the vib around for a while. M gets the rubber glove out, licks it (Sunset in Latex style) and fingers start disappearing up Sweetie's sweet asshole. Vib in pussy place. Fingers and vib finally come out and Sweetie gets mish. I If you have never seen Sweetie's labia minora, you have to see this scene - there is some great pussy hole dilation framed with some huge lips. M now has an expandable butt plug which disappears into Sweetie's puss - weather balloon style - almost. This little gadget gets well blown up inside and pulled out to Sweetie's delight - several nice shots with slow motion. This was a really great shot sequence. Needless to say, Sweetie would not be locked with a knot. M gets here turn with the butt plug in her butt doggy style - with Sweetie at the control. Where Sweetie did the weather balloon exit from the puss, M does it from the asshole. The double is back out. In M's puss doggy. This is quite a diametered double. Nice shot from under M. Sweetie folds it around and it quickly disappears into M's ass. Out of phase stroking from Sweetie. Out it comes and M now has some really nice dilation. Ends with a Letterman lez kiss. Back to the interlude with M in the tub on the jacuzzi. Scene four: This scene starts with a strap-on sucking and then pussy stroking scense. Immediately some good shots. (Who is the girl with M?) M has some really nice stroking moves with the dildo - she needs to get with Sam Shaft. M also has on a really nice little leather strap outfit number. The girl recepient has a hairy puss with blue thigh-highs and natural floppy tits. The tits flop so much that she has to hold them. M now gets out the anal dildo. Nice shot of her stroking the anal dildo with the strap-on inches away. Next is a silicon dp - anal dildo and strap-on in puss doggy style. M gets that male stroking action going again. Suddenly she is in the ass with a hair pulling and tits flopping. Back to the lez licking with M receiving (ff). Back to M in the tub for the postlude. The last clip starts with a M sucking on a guy (Derrick Taylor?). Change with M taking prick from back and above (Chambers' Insatiable style). This guy has a nice diametered prick and M does an excellent suck. This has to be the best position for sword swallowing. They mish on one of those new age kneeling chairs. He strokes and M watches for the director's directions. This mish stroking goes on forever until he lifts M and they get into a cowgirl on the adjacent couch. Nice noisy shot of M's ass with prick in pussy. He lifts her back to new age kneeler. Lights are a little bright, but there are some nice couple shots here. M reverses into a shoulder stand on the new age chair adn some head stand puss stroking. This makes for a great camera angle. He lifts here and they go into a doggie anal. M really seems ot enjoy and can really take it up the ass. Scene shift to doggie anal without chair. Now the scene shifts almost immediately. He has on a large strap-on with goes anal with his own prick in the puss. This makes for a very nice shot and a great variation. Hopefully, this will catch on. M does some great anal! With as well holed as M is, I was disappointed she didn't take both up the pooper chute - maybe next time. It was a great scene though. M does a little scene without the guy or dildo in and shows some great anal sphincter flexing. She then reverses with the dildo in the pussand the prick in the ass in a cowgirl. There are several nice shots of M's parts with prick and dildo. M gets up and it appears that he did an internal ejac. Some leaks when she gets up and then she leans over for a shot of her flexing and expelling some. Back to the floor anal doggie. This looks like a loop from the earlier scene. M goes to a spooner position and then takes the money shot on her back. This appears to be the climax from the earlier shooting - I do think that there was a definite anal internal. I would nominate M for the best anal and asshole of all times. I believe that her asshole and assfucking would certainly give puss fucking a run for its money. This is a definite rental and would be a good buy if you couldn't rent. This is not a compilation movie and also does not have any real (porn poor standard) plot. It is a series of great scenes linked with M in the tub. I hope she continues this series and keeps up the excellent hot scenes. I also hope she will consider Derrick and the dildo again - in her excellent ass. (M also did a great scene in the movie "Perverted: The Babysitters".) This would be a good couples movie if the missus doesn't insist on porns with have Hollywood plots and enjoys woman-woman scenes with dildos.