Kerri Downs: World's Greatest Squirting Machine

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Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: Mini Review: Kerri Downs  Worlds Greatest Squirting Machine
Date: Mon, 17 Mar 97 22:03:02

I have a fetish about female squirting so this boxcover jumped out and
squirted me in my eye (yeah, I wish!)

This is a John T Bone production done I believe in 1994. Stars Kerri Downs
in 3 scenes.  Kerri is a squirter to the nth degree.  This is a "must see"
for Squirt Fans, don't bother, the rest of you.

Scene 1
Kerri is sitting behind a teachers desk, wearing glasses (another fetish of
mine) and speaking to a few guy students about the scientific aspects of
female squirting with a diagram and everything...Like I was impressed!
Then she had to "lose" the educational aspects of this by getting up,
moving to the front of the desk, slowly raising her skirt, (wearing no
panties, I wonder if my female teachers ever did this...aahhh with many of
my teachers that would truly be "pornography"!)  The two clueless students
then are treated to a real quick frig scene by Kerri and she amply squirts!
Show and Tell, where was I when this was demonstrated in my schooling?

Anyway, they get naked and for about 1/2 hour we are treated to some weak
sex by the three. Yes their main aim is to get Kerri to squirt, but we
didn't need 1/2 hour of looping. Kerri squirts amply many times, and in
volume, I was impressed, but gave the FF button a workout.

Also, this John T. Bone guy, does he possess a closeup lens? Most closeups
were fuzzy, ie, the puss was fuzzy (even though it appeared to be
shaved...) but the tits and face of the girl were in focus. What a poor
filming technique. What a loser!  Also, Kerri has a fairly "white" body,
she is lying down, the white lights are shining on her, and her "squirt
juices" have little color to them, so sometimes it was hard to see the
actual squirting...tone down the lights!

Scene 2
Kerri and 2 girls do the same thing, one of the girls was Jordon Lee, the
other an oriental. I didn't see why they had the oriental in the scene,
must have been a 2 for 1 package deal with Jordon.... At any rate, again
way too much looping, but we did get to see her squirt again for us
numerous times. And the girls were much better looking than the two loser
guys in scene 1.

Scene 3
Kerri in a gang bang, with about 5 guys or so, however, there was one guy
who really knew how to "manipulate" her with his cock, whether fucking her
or slapping it across her clit, and well as using his fingers to bring
Kerri to a wild squirting spree. He was truly  "Mr. Squirt" and did a good
job!

Again the bonehead camera work, misses a good part of her best squirt,
where she had a controlled gush, almost like an arching waterfall... The
camera man blew this scene, again, what a budget, having one camera!

See this movie if you like squirt scenes, lean on the fast forward and
reverse and you should see all the "good" scenes within !/2 hour of
viewing. Its too bad cause Kerri Downs is cute and seems to be nasty, she
really deserves better, for all her "squissy efforts"!