Juranal Park

From: Joey Markham ([email protected])
Newsgroups: rec.arts.movies.erotica
Subject: REVIEW: "Juranal Park"
Date: Thu, 22 May 97 22:51:36
Organization: DIGEX, Inc.

* They really need to work on linking movie titles to actual themes in the
video.  Boxcover starlet Leena has two scenes, but none feature anal.  In
fact, only two of the five scenes contain anal sex.  So, if anal's your
thing and you rent this one mostly due to the fact that it's written in
the title.. you'll feel gypped.


JURANAL PARK
director: Mitchell Spinelli.   Odyssey Group, 1993.
running time: 79 mins.

cast: Leena, Crystal Wilder, Tina Tedeschi (Tyler), Nicole London, Cory Cox,
 Jonathan Morgan, Terry Thomas, Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Jake Williams
 (Steve Hatcher); Teri Diver, L.S. Talbot (non-sex roles).

rating: 7 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.50 / 4.00)


Jonathan Morgan plays a rich eccentric who opens up an amusement park
called Lust World, with funding from the success of his first empire - a
breakfast cereal called Anal Crunchies, somewhere on a tropical island.
It's a huge place with lots of rides and sights, but apparently is being
inhibited by roaming dinosaurs who are wrecking havoc on everyone and
everything.  L.S. Talbot (who wrote the script for this one) plays a
news anchorman who brings us up to date with the current events on the
island.  Everyone else basically play visitors (Tina and Tony study
dinosaurs, Cory and Steve are tourists, etc) while Leena plays Jonathan's
girl and Jake plays some admiral/colonel who shows up when the situation
gets worse.  But in the end, they are all eventually destroyed by the
gigantic creatures (which are made to look gigantic by holding dinosaur
figurines up close to the camera :-).

(Scene 1): Leena, Jonathan Morgan

- Leena is a horny brunette with a look that is almost too elegant for
porn.  She has a medium-sized boobjob that looks ok and her attitude is
somewhat intense yet somewhat leisurely.  She gives Jon a blowjob before
riding him reverse cowgirl style.  The problem with the camera angles
is that the cameraman gets used to capturing Leena's upper body as she
bounces up and down on Morgan's poker, but once he pans down to catch
the penetration shot, Leena simmers down and you'll be left feeling
frustrated.  A missionary and doggy follow.  Leena's middle finger does
the walking through her anal passageway as Jon doggies her pussy then
she lays down on her back to receive his cumshot in her mouth.  What a
horny, cum-guzzling strumpet she is, slurping him down and swallowing
his load of cream!  Their mish is ok, with nice close-ups, but there was
something about Leena's performance that looks as if she held back from
letting loose entirely.  Still, the sex is passable.

(Scene 2): Crystal Wilder, Terry Thomas

- This real-life couple works well together but there's something about
Crystal's performance that, like Leena's, lacks that extra bit of
enthusiasm to really ignite the fire that could have burned like a
blazing building instead of the crackling firewood heat that results
from this pairing.  As they are kissing and undressing, you can see that
Crystal's really hyper but that attitude eventually becomes lost just
moments after they jump onto a bed and gradually do a 69.  Crystal held
back in their cowgirl and their mish was only slightly better (at one
point they look into eachother's eyes and Terry drops a gob of spit into
her mouth) then a doggy follows with Terry pouring some lube on her ass
before fucking it with a condom on.  He ends up shooting all over her
ass (funny thing is, Crystal is slowly starting to get wild again!  Where
was this side of her hiding when they were fucking?).  Her rock-hard
knockers are a little distracting and she has a tiny resemblance to
mainstream's Shelley Long.  Still, a few sparks are lit but Crystal's
definitely had wilder scenes.

(Scene 3): Cory Cox, Steve Drake

- As far as being a well known performer goes, Cory Cox falls in the
third-string category but she definitely has some first rate qualities.
She's pretty and has a natural body in the mold of Miss Tiffany Mynx
(with the same great natural breasts!).  She's a blonde whose hair was up
the whole time (would've looked much better down and flowing around her
shoulders) and she sort of reminds me of Mickala (another third-
stringer).  Her cocksucking abilities are fair but she doesn't get that
much past the head in her mouth.  She does a nice reverse-cowgirl and
an ok doggy then gets titty-fucked a bit before Steve cums on her chest.
A very much wholesome girl, Cory doesn't get nasty here but she's vocal
enough to prove she likes getting boned.

(Scene 4): Leena, Nicole London, Jake Williams

- Nicole is a trashy auburn-haired hussy who isn't as beautiful as she
is nasty.  She sports her then-natural breasts here and is quite vocal
in her doggy and reverse-anal cowgirl (with condom).  Leena's nice in
her desk-top missionary, but Nicole clearly steals the scene with her
raunchy look and attitude.  Jake doesn't look as goofy as he usually
does due to the fact that he's got short hair in this vid - a coif-like
style similar to that of Peter North.  His popshots aren't like Peter's
at all, however, providing Nicole's pussy with barely a shower of jizz
(having pulled out from underneath her in RAC).  Still, this is one of
the better scenes of the bunch.

(Scene 5): Tina Tyler, Tony Tedeschi

- This is also a better scene, with this one-time couple showing us
what made them work well together on the sexual side of things.  Tina
likes having her pussy licked and she rewards Tony with a sloppy blowjob
and then doggy and spoon positions follow (well, Tina's laying down on
her side while Tony's still on his knees).  This natural bodied brunette
looks pretty with short hair and has several looks of intensity during
her boning session, then receives a cumshot on her eyeglasses (which she
has on the entire time).  She eventually takes them off but doesn't lick
them clean, rather she wipes the cum on her nipples and chest.  But she
takes his limp cock in her mouth afterwards and a string of cum briefly
forms a bridge from the tip of his cock to the corner of her mouth.

What an incredibly silly storyline, but it's mostly all in good fun.
One of the annoying things about this tape is Jonathan Morgan's attempt
at comedy (he really loves showing off his psychotic side, acting like
some deranged lunatic: it really looks like he wants to make people laugh
[and probably thinks he does an amazing job at it, too].. but you won't
find it one bit funny realizing you've spent a few bucks on "How to use
your fast-forward button" lessons).  The dinosaurs are obvious toys
(well, I wouldn't have expected them to use real ones anyway :-) that
prance around and wreck havoc (and remember that line Steve Guttenberg
delivered in "Three Men And A Baby": 'How can something so small create
so much of something so disgusting'?  Well, in this case (with the 
dinosaur-toys) it's 'How can something so small create so much of
something so devastating'?).  Teri Diver fans beware: she appears in the
credits, but is in the movie for no more than one minute altogether (in
two separate segments).  Overlooking Jonathan Morgan, the rest of the
comedy will either make you chuckle or groan but I found the Crystal
Wilder 'Anal Crunchies' commercial kinda cute ("Anal Crunchies is a
naturally sweetened breakfast cereal that really gets my sphincter
humming!").  An average outing that doesn't deliver solid X-rated
entertainment the whole way through but still has a bit of spunk,
"Juranal Park" is a simple roller coaster ride that goes up and down
variably as the scenes progress.  But don't brace yourself for something
exhilerating.  Just keep a grip on your remote control and use it in
slight moderation.


Joey Markham
[email protected]