Wr/Dir: Robert McCallum.
Stars: Lynn LeMay, Tom Byron, Nikki Sinn, Saki, Dallas St Claire, Ashley Dunn, Cal Jammer, Jake Steed, TT Boy.
Firstly, don't be confused. There were two films released in 1992 with the title "Jugsy". One was directed by Herschel Savage and starred Heather Lere as a stripper who built an empire of clubs through sexual bribery and organized crime. The other one was this. If you were unfortunate enough to get this one instead of the other (as I was) then you'll know what I'm going to say. If not, I suggest you read this just to make doubly sure that you DON'T EVER rent it. It's pretty rank to say the least. My first gripe, though, before I even start the review is that this is written and directed by Robert McCallum no less! How the Hell could he go from "Amanda By Night" to this?! The characters in this just flit from personality to personality with no visibile motive, the plot is merely a lead-in to the sex, and the acting's crap, too. Anyway, so what actually happens that could make it this bad? Read on...
We begin with Tom Byron talking to Lynn LeMay in his office about how they plan to open the "hottest club in town" (We assume this means a sex club of some kind). She asks Tom the question, "Why do they call you Mr Big Dick?", and WHOOMPH! They start screwing. Lynn's tits are horrifyingly large, although the rest of her is still just about passable. Just. First she gives him a BJ in which she nearly sucks it right off! In fact, at one point, I honestly thought she had although, she'd actually just hidden it in her hand. Phew! Castration via blow job is not the sort of thing I want to watch on my TV screen! Then he tittyfucks her (something we don't see very often and which I happen to be a fan of) for a short while before screwing her doggie-style on the couch, with condom, as per usual for Mr Byron. It ends in an okay facial with gravity against Tom (ie he's on his back) and Lynn looking quite scared a few seconds before it all spurts out, obviously not knowing what to expect. That's a cute touch. However, it's badly edited, as we see Lynn's face building up the tension to the climax, then just about a second before he unloads (in fact, we see a nannosecond of it before they cut away) McCallum decides to cut to a shot of Tom's grimacing face! This ruined the whole shot for me, I'm afraid. I REALLY hate this sort of thing.
Anyhow, now we move on to Tom auditioning dancers for the club. Nikki Sinn and I think Jake Steed (tho' I wouldn't place money on it) appear and say that they're going to go through their "interpretive dance routine". They start sucking each other off and Tom says that this is going a bit too far and they should just stick to dancing, but it's too late and before long, there's a BJ, some masturbation, a 69 and some standard penetration before Julian erupts on her crotch. BUT WAIT! There's more! He's back in again for some doggie then for a heck of a lot of anal (filmed through a lot of mirrors on the stage), before eventually delivering another pop shot to the face, although more than half of it flies off on to his own stomach. Not a very erotic scene, but at least they put a bit of effort into it. However, it's all downhill from here...
Saki (Bleeeuugh!) says she wants to practice her dance routine for Tom and Lynn, who's now arrived. They let her. Lynn joins in and we get a badly edited, black and white g/g dance routine ala Blondage but not nearly as good. Lynn, however, has done something nice with her hair for this scene. It looks good. Cal Jammer, Tom's pal walks in, looking like a hobo and Tom says how sick he is of watching people screw (I know the feeling) and just wanted hot dancing. Cal, on the other hand is getting excited and rushes on to the stage to make a brief three-way. Now, if you were on a stage with Lynn LeMay and Saki and you had the choice of which one you continued the scene with, you wouldn't choose Saki would you? Cal does, Lynn vanishes, and Cal and Saki screw including (I think) some anal before he goes for a facial. He spurts out loads of the stuff, but she purposely wimps out and stands to the side, until the firing has finished, therefore she misses the whole load. Never mind, it would have been lame anyhow with her.
Now Tom completely changes his mind about sex and offers Saki the "job", although the job itself is never fully explained. Then an ugly black girl who judging by the credits alone is Ashley Dunn appears and talks to Tom and Cal at the bar. Tom, now going full circle with his sexual policy decides, with Cal to DP her. We begin with some nicely played teasing, Ashley saying things like "Please don't touch me there" and the likes, playing the innocent little girl role quite well. However, this is soon fucked up as she then tells them that she doesn't want them touching them because she knows that she'll come as soon as they do. Ridiculous! Anyhow, she sucks off Cal and has Tom penetrate her from the front for awhile. Then Tom anals her for a long time (with condom of course), after Cal's finished his cum shot. It's a facial, but before it even starts you can see it's going to miss. He stands right next to her, and having seen his last one, we just KNOW that it's going to fly right past into the distance. It does, but again, who cares? She's butt-ugly. Tom cums on her belly. Another waste of tape.
By now I was not just bored but feeling quite sick. Now we get the opening night of the club. Dallas St Claire is dancing on stage. She's not exactly attractive but she's a damn sight better than those last two uggas. She shakes her body around for awhile before TT Boy walks on to the stage. Note :- As he walks on, the audience cheer. Would you cheer for this asshole!? Anyhow, they cheer again when he penetrates her, again when he goes for the anal (which just goes on and on for hours without even a change of camera angle (yawn)) and they cheer finally when he cums on her face. He stands too far away and most of it goes on her chest, mind. Not a good scene.
Now we cut to Lynn standing at the bar and telling the barman (I don't recognize him, tho' I'm sure I've seen him before. ID anyone?) how the club needs something to heat it up. (What? I thought that the audience have just seen a live sex scene on stage? How hot do they want it without violating state laws?) He suggests they screw. And guess what? She agrees! No real reason. They just felt like it. Not as bad as the last few, at Lynn looks nice, unlike the rest, but there seems to be a lot of looping going on here. Eventually he cums on her tits. Watchable, but nothing brilliant.
Finally we see Tom in the bathroom buying more condoms (an in-joke par chance?). Saki walks in (not her again!) and decides to screw him in the bathroom (ala Henri Pachard) for no reason at all. Again, motiveless sex. I can't believe that McCallum wrote this! It sucks of course. For one, they put a blanket on the floor (wimps), the scene's way too long, although we do get pretty much every position in the book, but none of this can hide the fact that Saki's vomitously ugly. It's another facial, and again she wimps out, although Tom does manage shoot a bit into her hair. Absolute rubbish. I FF'd most of this one. I just didn't have the stamina.
To end it, we now have Lynn and Tom saying how business is bad (!? Huh? I thought they just had a full house audience a few minutes ago!?) but then the phone rings and it's a huge booking for loads of people. They say "Is it hot?" Tom says "It's the hottest club in town, baby". It ends. Yawn.... This one really is poor. The only redeeming features (apart from MAYBE Lynn, although those huge breast implants make me feel ill) is that we get 7 (8 if you include the g/g) scenes and 9 cum shots so at least McCallum tries for the value for money angle, even if it is trash. So, taking this into account, I'll give it a very generous 1.30 on the Imperial Ratings Scale.
Happy viewing!