Hot Numbers

FROM: Joey Markham ([email protected])
SUBJECT: [ONTOP] REVIEW: "Hot Numbers"
DATE: Wed, 19 Feb 1997 18:15:51 -0500 (EST)



This is one of those movies that has a 'surgeon general's guideline for 
safe sex' notice at the beginning of the tape.  It claims that the sexual
situations in the following feature presentation are shown for entertainment
and informational purposes, hoping that the viewers will find it to be an
enjoyable stimulation to the adult practice of safe sex.  It also suggests
that people should use condoms combined with a selective choice of sexual 
partners.  While watching the movie, you'll notice that the performers sure
aren't precautious about who they have sex with and, most importantly, there
isn't a condom in sight (which a good handful of viewers will appreciate
anyway).  So, do they think that this video is really suitable for the dear
surgeon general's guidelines under those circumstances?  Do they think that
having us watch people jumping into bed with eachother and not using 
protection will make everyone who doesn't practice safe sex think otherwise?

Anyhow, this notice aside, I did like this movie for its entertainment
value only.  :-)



HOT NUMBERS
directors: Mike Vidor, Pete Anglich.   Wet Video, 1987.
cast: Nikki Knights, Nina Hartley, Tracey Adams, Alexis White, Buddy Love,
 Jon Martin, Billy Dee.
running time: 74 minutes.

- Nikki Knights, Jon Martin ; Tracey Adams joins in ; Billy Dee joins in
- Nina Hartley, Buddy Love ; Alexis White joins in
- Nikki Knights (masturbation)
- Nikki Knights, Alexis White, Buddy Love

* The first two scenes ended up being intercut with eachother, so there are
a few more than four paragraphs devoted to the descriptions of the sex 
scenes.

Basically, what we have here are sex scenes between friends.  No real story,
just horny people showing up at eachother's houses and doing the nasty.  
Gail (Nikki Knights) steps out of the shower to answer the phone.  It's her
friend Gary (whom she calls 'Dennis': more on this later).  She tells him
her friends Paul and Carrie just left and that Tom and Albert are on their
way over.  No sooner than she finishes that sentence does the doorbell ring.
She tells Gary, "Hey, why don't you bring over that black girl?  You know 
I've always wanted to taste one" (Nikki has one of the softest, most
seductive voices I've ever heard!).  She hangs up, hops off her bed, wraps
a towel around her head, and puts on a robe.  She heads over to the front
door to find Albert (Jon Martin) there.  "Hi Albert," she says.  "What 
happened to Tom?"  He replies, "Well, I'm meeting him here.  Isn't.. isn't
he here yet?"  Then she invites him into her living room to check it out.
Sitting down on her couch, she asks him, "I don't see him anywhere.  Do 
you?"  Unbuckling the belt on her robe, she suggests that he might want to
look inside there.  Looking her exposed body up and down, he says, "I don't
think he's there but I'll check anyway."  He sucks one of her nipples, then
the other one, then goes directly for her honeypot.

- With that towel wrapped around her head, Nikki Knights still looks 
gorgeous.  She has very alluring eyes, luscious lips, and a full figure
topped off with one of the best boobjobs I've seen in porn.  She always had
the same short, punk-style haircut (like Cara Lott and the early Jeanna 
Fine) and the appeal of a frisky alleycat.  As she lays back, Jon works his
tongue in and around her pussy but we never get to see it close-up because
his mouth covers it up most of the time (but it is moderately hairy).  She
massages her pussy gently as he stands up and undresses.  But he teases her
first by unzipping his jeans and pulling out his cock to stroke on it.  "Can
I have some?" she asks, slyly.  "Maybe," he tells her.  "Just look at it."
Eventually, he gives her some but it turns out to be an extremely brief 
blowjob.  Annoyed with the towel on her head, Jon says, "Get rid of this.
You look like a mummy!" then continues probing her deeply, in search for 
Tom.  They slowly get into it, missionary style.  Minutes later, Tracey
Adams appears in Gail's hallway.  She spots the two lovers and decides
to watch from afar as she touches herself.  As soon as she is spotted by
Albert, he says, "Don't be shy" and she tells Gail, "I knew you left the
door open for some reason."  Gail looks up and says, "Kitty!"  "Kitty,"
Albert moans as she approaches them.  "You got a pussy, Kitty?"  She lifts
up her skirt and Albert slides his tongue underneath it.  Then he looks
over at Gail and says, "Tom's not in the there either!"  Kitty proceeds by
stripping (Tracey does it so sensually and is quite the big tease) and ends
up sliding her pussy over Gail's face.  But she climbs off soonafter and
asks them why they left the door open.  "We're waiting for Tom," says Gail.
Speaking of which, Albert decides to search for him again and probes Gail
some more.  Later on, Tom (Billy Dee) finally shows up and is introduced 
to Kitty.  "Greedy son of a bitch," he tells Albert and takes Kitty over
to another couch and they get into it.  

Now we move over to Gary (Buddy Love)'s house.  He's laying down on a bed
and standing nearby is Nina Hartley.  "So, you think you know how to strip,
do ya?" he asks.  "Well, I've.. uh.. had a little practice?" she smiles.
"Now, Noreen isn't gonna be home for a couple of hours," he tells her.  "So,
uh.. that oughtta give us plenty of time to see what you got.  Go for it."
She giggles and walks closer to him, agreeing to 'go for it'.  As he reaches
out to touch her, she pushes his arm away telling him that HE can't go for
it.  At least not yet.  She's going to tease him and make him watch for now.
That's alright by him because he tells her he likes to watch.  "Kinky 
voyeur, huh?" she asks him.  "I'll be anything you want me to be," he 
smiles.  She giggles and says, "Well, I just want you to be ready.. for when
I'M ready for you!"  Right now she's got her top pulled up over her bra and
has slowly wiggled her cute butt (which we all know is as cute as a 
butt-on :-) out of her skirt.  Nina looks good and does a sensual tease 
session, pushing the cups of her bra down to let her boobs hang out.  Still
wearing panties, she strokes herself with the material as she clenches it 
and rubs it between her pussy lips.  "If you're real nice" she says, "I'll 
let you eat it."  "If I'm real nice" he says, "I'll eat it."  They both 
laugh and Nina gently glides her hand over his cock, still buried in his 
pants.  Then he says, "If you're real nice.. and you keep doing that to your
pussy.. I'll let you... eat this" and unzips to reveal his hard-on.  Her 
reply, "If I'm real nice.. I will!"  They laugh again and he zips up, telling
her he's going to save it for later.  But after Nina removes her panties, she
can't keep her wandering hand from gliding over his cock again, so they 
decide that 'later' will be 'now'.  She pulls it out for him and slowly 
works her tongue on it.

- Nina seems eager to please but can't handle more than a few inches of
Buddy's long schlong in her mouth.  She pleases him well enough, caressing
and licking his balls and using spit in her blowjob technique.  This lasts
a few good minutes, then Buddy can't take it anymore wanting so much to 
taste her pussy.  "I want you to stick your pussy right on my face," he 
tells her.  Once she assumes the position of face-sitter, the cameraman
zooms in, getting a good shot of Buddy taking her labia in his mouth and 
sucking on it like it was an ice cream cone.  He also rubs his nose in her
pussy, as well as his forehead.  "You KNOW what you're doin', honey!" she
giggles.  Then he stops and looks up at her with a serious look on his 
face.  "I LOVE what I'm doing," he tells her then continues.  Nina utters,
"I bet the girls loved you in high school" and they get into a 69.

After a brief check-up on what's happening over at Gail's place, we cut back
to Gary's where Noreen (Alexis White) suddenly shows up and catches him and
Nina in the act.  After they acknowledge her presence, she smiles and asks
them, "Having a little fun, huh?"  "Do you mind?" Gary asks.  She tells him
no and asks if they mind that she watches.  Of course they don't, and Noreen
unbuckles her belt.  She slides off her black dress to reveal a cute little
blue outfit that Gary asks her to keep on while she masturbates.  So Noreen
sits down on a nearby sofa and plays with herself, watching Nina suck his
dick.

- Alexis White is a cute, thin black girl with small natural breasts and a
very thin line of hair on her upper lip but looks a little bit anorexic.  
She sits down across from Nina and Buddy and starts rubbing her pussy.  The
cameraman zooms in for a nice close-up and what looks like a preparation for
a squirt doesn't happen - they cut away afterwards to Alexis's face as she 
orgasms (not that I'm saying she was known for squirting - this is the only
video I've seen her in so I don't know anything about any hidden talents she
might have possessed).  Anyhow, she eventually joins the other two and takes
over blowjob duty as Nina goes behind her for a creamy oreo treat.  "I'm so 
glad you came home early," Buddy tells her.  

- We cut back to Gail's place.  Gail and Albert are doing it doggy style
and Kitty and Tom are doing a cowgirl.  Tracey looks like she's focusing on
pleasing Billy, but we don't get much time to enjoy this segment because
we end up going back to the threesome.

- "This is the sweetest little pussy I've seen in a long time," moans Nina
who's getting a little help from Buddy as she samples Miss White.  Next up,
Alexis gets her turn at face-sitting and assumes the position while Nina
goes back to giving him head.  Moments later, Alexis tells Buddy, "So that's
what a nose is for, huh?" and they all laugh.  Buddy gets her to cum all
over his face and then Nina tells her, "Noreen, as soon as you came he got
hard as a rock!" then giggles.

- We cut back again to Gail's place for the cumshots.  Tracey and Billy are
in mish for a minute, then he pulls out and cums on her bushy pussy (not
much, though).  Nikki squats down to catch Jon's load on her boobs.  
Unfortunately, not much time is spent on these two couples.  What we get is
either a lot of facial reaction close-ups or one angle when focusing on the
sex (no variety).

- Alexis and Buddy are doing a reverse-cowgirl now, with Nina going down
on both of them and tonguing cock and pussy like a vulture feasting on 
roadkill.  She grabs his dick at the base and prepares to pull it out when
he's ready to cum.  When he does, both girls jerk him off (onto Alexis's
pussy mostly) and Nina laughs when Buddy squirts another load when it 
seemed like he was finished cumming.  She says she hasn't seen that much
cum before then tells Alexis that her pubes are white.  "You're blonde 
now, honey!" Nina grins.  They all kiss eachother - end of scene.

Now all alone at home, Gail hops back onto the bed and answers the phone
(but they forgot to add in the sound effect of a phone ringing, so we see
her crawling on her bed for a few seconds in silence and picks up the phone
and asks, "Hello?").  Anyhow, it's Gary, whom she tells she's dressed 
(wearing white lingerie) and explains to him how Kitty dropped by when Tom
and Albert were over (but Kitty dropped by first, before Tom).  Anyways,
they set up a date for him and 'Nora' (Noreen) to show up for nine o'clock.
After she hangs up, she kills some time by masturbating.

- Nikki has to be one of porn's most sensuous vixens.  Sticking one or two
fingers inside her pussy (and ass briefly), she genuinely gets off and seems
to cum naturally.  She moans in ecstasy with none of the "oh yeah, oh yeah"
pantings that tend to get annoying.  She starts off on her back, then turns
over on her stomach, then flips over once more (when she's on her stomach,
we get a great view of her behind!).  There's no music in the background
either, so you get the feel of being right there with her (and this scene
lasts a couple of minutes long - kudos to the director and crew for not 
even making one distracting sound).

Nine o'clock.  Gail's resting on her couch and we hear one of the directors
say "bell" twice.  Seconds later, she gets up to answer the door.  After 
becoming acquainted with Noreen, Gail invites her and Gary inside to sit
down.  "So Gail," says Noreen.  "Gary told me you've never been with a black
girl before."  "Never," she replies with a grin.  She says she's excited 
about it and Noreen commences the fun by lightly tonguing Gail's thighs.
Gail looks over at Gary and thanks him, with a chuckle.  As the two girls
start going at it, he asks them what he's supposed to do in the meantime.
"You could take out your dick," grins Gail and he slowly undresses.  Once
they're all undressed, the girls continue tasting eachother then Noreen
masturbates on the couch while Gail gives Gary a blowjob.

- At last we see Nikki give head (not that ten second clip she had with Jon
Martin in the first scene).  She doesn't give amazing head, but she looks
absorbed in her eager-to-please technique.  Alexis moves closer to Buddy
so that he can stick a finger up her twat while she rubs her clit.  She
ends up cumming and now Nikki wants to see her new friend get fucked.  She
looks up at Buddy, still holding his dick, and says, "Stick it down that
pussy and fuck it for me."  "I gotta taste a little first," he says and has
Alexis sit on his face, giving her his nose and forehead approach again.
He even gets a taste of Nikki's pussy, but it's even more brief than that
blowjob she gave Jon!  Anyhow, he and Alexis do a cowgirl and Nikki goes
behind and plays with his balls.  Alexis screams in orgasm and we even see
a bit of cum oozing out of her pussy.  When it's Buddy's turn to cum, Nikki
moves off to the other couch and masturbates while Alexis strokes him off.
Having shot his load all over his stomach, Buddy tells Alexis, "Cum all
over me!  No cum on you.. it's all over me."  He laughs and she scoops up
some cum and smears it on her body.  They also move over to smear some cum
on Nikki, but she stops them and laughs, telling them their encounter was
fun (you can tell she was trying to change the subject on them and didn't
want to get sticky :-).

All alone at home again (this must be the next day or something).  Gail
hops onto her bed to answer the phone (they remembered the sound effect
this time!).  It's Gary, whom she tells that Tom and Albert just left and
that her friends Dennis, Paul, and Carrie are on their way over ('Dennis'?
That's the name she said last time.  Could she really have meant 'Dennis'
earlier?  Well, no, because she asked him to bring over a black girl and
it was Gary who brought one for her.  Am I thinking way too much into this
very irrelevant issue?  Yes, I am...).  Anyhow, the doorbell rings (another
sound effect they remembered to add in!) and Gail has to go.  Before she
does she says, "Hey, why don't you bring over that oriental girl?  Yeah,
you know I've always wanted to taste one.  Ok, bye!"  She hangs up and hops
off the bed, about to engage in yet another sexual escapade.  The end.

For a movie made 10 years ago, this looks like it was filmed in the early 
90's.  This is a fun-filled feature with performers who don't look 
disinterested but instead are smiling and laughing (and none of the girls
are the fake-screaming types who think that expressing themselves vocally
all the time is the only way to liven up a scene).  Tracey Adams could've 
been given more onscreen time and you may not even realize that Nina Hartley
doesn't get penetrated at all, but is still nice to look at.  A few glitches
in the sound effects department are the only main (really 'minor') defaults
(ok, ok.. Nina Hartley not receiving any penetration is the biggest default 
in this video :-).  But I still think this is a good video for couples, a 
nice flick to put on in the evening when you want to get intimate with your
sexual partner(s).  "Hot Numbers" is your call if you want something sensual
with performers who look like they're having a good time.



Joey Markham
[email protected]