Hole In One

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Subject: Review - Hole in One [A silly-cone free film] (long)
From: [email protected] (Sleepless in Seattle)
Date: Thu,  4 Jan 1996 08:03:21 UTC


Prolog - I watched this movie a long time ago and as I recall was not
ove rly impressed. At least not enough to immediately write a review.
I was g oing to give this away as a present tonight and the lucky
recipient was h eld up so I watched it again and the second time
through proved more enjo yable.  So,  I thought I might as well get
some words down on paper while  I was at it.

- Hole in one - Hollywood Video -  1994 -  Patrick Garbiras

Starring - Tera Heart, Debi Diamond, Michaela Adkins (on the box.  in
the film she's Makala), VixXxin

Guys - Peter North, TT Boy, Jonathan Morgan

Plot - An Angel visits Peter North and commands him to build a golf
cours e in his house. Peter can't say no (why?) and unknown ladies
end up playing on the course before it's finished. Jon Morgan runs
around as retarded grounds keeper and TT Boy makes an appearance as
an angelic golf pro. Te ra Heart as Pete's wife is not amused but not
unwilling to be amused. All in all a good basic sex film with enough
laughs to break the monotony an d some outstanding and unique things
going for it. For more detail on what I think should have been done,
read on.

Rating for those who can't wait: 3.2

Scene List 
Pete North - Tera Heart
Jonathan Morgan - Michaela Adkins (?)
Peter North - Debi Diamond,VixXxin (?)
Debi Diamond- Michaela Adkins
TT Boy - Tera Heart

Pete and Tera do a wake up and fuck in bed before Pete starts
building the course. Tera looks wonderfully natural here. No make
up, short dark hair, sweet, natural breasts, a classical
hourglass shape with  a nice looking butt.  She starts with a good
blow job then mounts Pete for an energetic cowgirl. Halfway
through she removes her lace teddy and we see good  shots of her
nice tits , well at least when Pete isn't firmly holding both of
them (damn it). They switch to a doggy and we get nice side shots of Tera
and her swinging breasts.  She turns to take a full force
Pete loaddirectly in the chops (mouth firmly closed though ).

We cut to the Kitchen where Pete is laying out the "club-house."  In
comes Candy (Michaela Adkins?), who, when asked, tell everyone she's the
"easy cocktailwaitress "   and Jonathan Morgan the groundskeeper
enters. After Jonathan explains what he's doing, Tera loses her head
and leaves with Pete in pursuit and Jon and Michaela fuck. If this is
Michaela, she's a petite blonde with a nice body,  natural breasts,
and a tattoo on her left ankle. They start with a blow job for Jon
and she does an above average job of power sucking him. They move
directly to missionary on a tabletop where we get lovely shots of
her body and smallish, but very nice, breasts. They change to a
standing reverse cowgirl (Jon seated) where we get more good full
body shots. She kneels to take Jon's load but instead of dis
charging on her waiting face and open mouth he dribbles on her
chest.

In the living room Pete and Tera are discussing the golf course on
one of the "greens", when in comes two lady golfers, Debi Diamond
and VixXxin. They decide that they need to ask  if  Pete's got any
'woods" they can borrow. He has only one and they decide that,
rather than knocking off a golf's balls, they'd like to use it
together. If this brunette is VixXxin, she's  petite with a nice
body and nice natural breasts. She's cuter than Tera is and  starts
off by giving our Pete a perfunctory kneeling blow job then lying
down while he returns the favor. Debi takes off her clothes  and
lays beside them so VixXxin can finger her pussy and butt while she
blows Pete who's eating VixXxin. Confusing, but very nice.  VixXxin
works a finger in Debi's ass  and one in her pussy simultaneously.
Once she slips out and both go into the hot puss then, once again
damp, the errant finger returns to Debi's ass. Meanwhile Debi is
all but swallowing Pete's rod.  Pete lays on the floor and after
much teasing of Debi by VixXxin us ing Pete's cock, we get an RC
from Debi. As always in these early films, Debi looks great and
gives a wonderful ride, leaning back on Pete while riding so
VixXxin can lick her breasts.  After a little confusion during positioning,
Debi ends up on the floor being eaten by VixXxin while
Pete jacks a bit. VixXxin then lies back for Debi to dine and Pete
fucks her mouth. Nice body shots of her here, and she does a great
job on Pete's rod too.  They switch to Pete doggying VixXxin while
she eats Debi but she can't keep it up as Pete bangs her lovely
behind hard. So, Debi holds VixX xin's  head onto her breast and
fingers herself instead. Finally the girls lay side by side and
kiss while Pete downloads on VixXxin's face which Debi promptly
licks off before cleaning up Pete's rod. A very good scene.

Up in the hall the girls all come together for a minute and we look
like having a four-way g/g/g/g but Tera leaves for the pool and
VixXen departs as well, leaving the easy cocktail waitress and Debi
to get it on. Debi tounges her way up and down Michaela  before
turning to get rimmed by her. Michaela eats her from the back with
a lot of attention to her ass the n turns her around to feed at the Y. Debi
breaks a strap on out of the go lf bag and sucks it a bit
before she has Michaela don it. Michaela fucks Debi's face with the
strap on  before pulling her legs back by her head and doing an
overhead fuck on Debi's beautiful butt. (Nice camera angle here)
Debi holds this position well while being seriously rodded by the
pet ite blond. Debi does some toe sucking while working her way
underneath the little blond. The dildo never leaves the pussy as
Debi ends up in a standing doggy for Michaela. The dildo is
removed and Debi is eaten and eager fingers the blond while she
sucks on the handle of a golf club. (Just where do the guys who
write this stuff come up with theses ideas? A golf club? Really?)
Debi then rolls onto her back while the strap on is used on her
lovely puss again, first from on top then reverse cowgirl. By this
time I was a bit bored with the scene. If the girls weren't so
good to loo k at I would have moved on. The girls then sit side by
side holding the golf clubs and masturbating  a little. Michaela
lets one foot fall between Debi's thighs and uses it to rub the clit
a bit. There's more fingering and rubbing and good shots of the girls
and they end up sitting in a cuddle well satisfied.

At this point TT Boy arrives. Turns out he was the Angel (yeah
right) who told Pete to build the golf course in his house. There's
apparently a 1000 year wait for a tee time in heaven and TT Boy
couldn't / wouldn't  wai t.  He plays through out to the pool where
he finds Tera, now made up a little and looking good in a very
non-slutty swim suit. I say this because it caught my eye how
everyday looking the suit was and how good she looked in it.  Anyway
they do as usual get it on here. After some kissing and fondling,
they start with a blow job for TT.  Tera does a good job on him
 before TT mounts her for a seated missionary. They  switch to
standing doggy with one of her legs up on the chair We get some
good shot from under neath of her nice natural breasts swinging as
she gets bonked by  TT. TT pulls and pops on her sweet little butt
and she turns and sucks him a bit to clean him up and finish him
off.

As I said, a 3.2 on the Imperator's scale. A worthy rental and a
potential buy if you like Ms Diamond (who actually got more film
time than the "s tar" ), Tera Heart or the interesting Michaela
Adkins. The positive aspects included a complete absence of
silly-cones. Every lady had lovely natural breasts. Sizes varied but
I was once again  reminded what an abomination to the world's most
beautiful asset (women) a silicone or saline pouch can be.
Additionally, the film had Debi ( I love to fuck in about every
manner) Diamond. This was shot before any drastic weight loss and 
most of the tattoos. We are blessed with views of  wonderful body
frequently and in many positions. Tera Heart reminded me a little
of Valerie Bertanelli. She looked natural and edible throughout
though her breasts looked like they may have lost a little tone. I
never did figure out whether Makala (or Michaela Adkins) was the
blond as I assumed or not. If so, she was a treat as the "easy
cocktail waitress."  A running gag throughout the video. The other
lady, VixXxin, was a petite brunette who reminded me a lot of Nicole
Lace; great ass, natural breasts, and a pretty face surrounded by a
mane of long dark hair. She saw only limited exposure in the film
but what she did was noteworthy.  If anyone knows, I'd appreciate
their he lp in sorting it out. The film's faults were based around
a poor script idea, an over reliance on straight sex, and a lesbian
scene that went on a bit too long for me. There were lots of good
full body shots of all the girls and enough of the other shots for
those who like the close up view. Does anyone know if Patrick Garbiras did
anymore movies?

The script would have worked better if done outside. It would also
have provided a better platform for the lovely women involved. The
sex could have included at least one anal since the ever ready
Debi was at hand and it seemed the next logical step on more than
one occasion and with more th an one lady come to that. All we got
in this area was a couple of VixXxin 's fingers in the edible butt
of our Debi. The other ladies had superior equipment and would have
been a treat to watch but, I don't necessarily think it a
requirement that all ladies do anal. The lesbian scene had some 
good work in it but drug a bit and would have been better, IMHO of
course, if Tera or VixXxin had joined in and added variety. Still
Debi was in it and did some interesting turns.

Standard personal information about MOI and a disclaimer follows.
This review is of course my copyright and if you steal from it
without credit you are obviously an unworthy person who parentage is
in doubt. Having said that; read this.
I am a leg and ass man. I like nice, natural breasts, but large
ones are not essential and if they are not pleasing to look at a
distraction. I like enthusiastic, smiling ladies who are treated
decently by the men. The ladies need not be beautiful but they must
be pleasing to look at and enjoy their work. The most beautiful
woman who scowls or looks as though she could be having as much fun
reading plumbers weekly, is a waste of time. I follow the
Imperator's lead with regard to honesty in packaging, cast lists,
and the need to treat the customer with respect. I always try to
take the movies for what they are rather than what they pretend to
be. I use the Imperial Scale for Rating. It is posted in the
Imperator's reviews and I will not reproduce it here. My review and
rating should be considered with these things in mind.
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