The Hindlick Maneuver

FROM: Joey Markham ([email protected])
SUBJECT: REVIEW: "The Hindlick Maneuver"
DATE: Mon, 23 Dec 1996 00:19:35 -0500 (EST)
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THE HINDLICK MANEUVER
director: Michael Carpenter.   Coast to Coast, 1991.
cast: Lois Ayres, Nikki Wilde, Viper, Brandy Alexandre, Jamie Lee, T.T. Boy,
  Peter North, Marc Wallice.
running time: 79 minutes.

- Brandy Alexandre (dildo-anal, dp:dick/dildo), T.T. Boy
- Lois Ayres, Nikki Wilde, Peter North
- Jamie Lee (anal), Marc Wallice
- Lois Ayres, Nikki Wilde, Viper ; T.T. Boy joins in
- Lois Ayres, Peter North, Marc Wallice


The movie starts off with Brandy provocatively laying on her stomach, on a 
bed.  T.T. is there too and he goes over to her and massages her asscheeks.
He slowly tongues her ass crack and she moans, telling him it feels good.  
"If you like that, you're gonna love what else I do to you.  But since I am
being so nice, would you do something for me?" he asks.  "Anything you want,"
she says.  "Will you do yourself with a dildo while I watch?" he asks.  "Will
I?" she replies.  "That's one of my favorite things!"  He asks, "In the ass?"
She smiles, "That IS my favorite thing!  Ooh.. I just love to fuck myself up
the ass while I suck your cock.  Will you let me?"  T.T. replies, "Will I? 
Shit yeah!"  Now Brandy lays back on the bed and spreads her legs wide, 
sliding a dildo with the greatest ease in her ass.  T.T. is also surprised, 
telling her "Wow!  That fits in easy!  You really do like it!"  "I love it,"
she moans.  Right now we get a really good close-up of the dildo action and 
Brandy even twists and turns the dildo in between pumping herself with it.
After a while, T.T. says, "You promised to suck my dick.  Will you do it?" 
So she turns over on her knees to give him head, while keeping that dildo 
inside of her.

- On a bed the whole time, Brandy starts servicing T.T. with a nice blowjob,
bucking back and forth as she strokes his shaft with her right hand and 
reaches behind with her left hand to penetrate the dildo some more.  They 
get into the cowgirl position for a dp (dildo in ass, cock in pussy).  "Can 
you feel that dildo?" Brandy asks him.  "Fuck yeah," is his response.  After
she removes the dildo, their fucking becomes more intense.  Even more so 
when Brandy firmly plants her feet on the bed, in the squating position, and 
bounces herself up and down, taking control.  Now it's T.T.'s turn to take
control as he plows deep inside her missionary style.  She tells him to cum
on her face, wanting to feel how hot it is.  When he pulls out, he gives her
a so-so facial (mostly smeared on her chin) and she continues sucking him 
off, squeezing his shaft making sure she gets every last drop.  

While resting on the bed, Brandy tells T.T., "I love fucking myself up the 
ass like that.  Anyway, you're a real life saver."  She says she was so bored 
before and there's nothing like a tongue in the ass to revive one's spirit.
She guesses the Hindlick Maneuver works every time.  "That's funny," he says.
"I thought it was pronounced differently!"  She smiles, "It would revive the
dead and believe me, baby, that's exactly how you pronounce what you did.
Take it from me, I'm a nurse."  "Well, live and learn!" is his reply then he
tells her he has to go and meet up with Peter and Marc.  Before he leaves, 
she says she has to perform the Hindlick Maneuver on him.  So she does ever 
so gently and he seems a little ticklish with it (I wonder if Brandy got paid
extra to do that to Mr.I'm So Macho? :-).

Cut to T.T. visiting Peter and Marc at Kim (Lois Ayres)'s place.  They're 
just sitting around outside and enjoying their weekend so far.  Nikki is also
there and we find out she works for Kim (her maid or personal assistant or 
something).  Anyhow, among their chit chat, Nikki gets a phone call.  After
she gets off, she is so relieved because her sister almost had a brush with
death having choked on some food.  She said someone did something to her and
got the food out.  "Hey, I know that maneuver," T.T. speaks up.  "It's the
Hindlick Maneuver."  Marc also says he thinks he's heard of it.  Confused, 
Peter asks, "Are you sure that's it?"  "Sure I'm sure!  I did it this morning 
with Brandy!"  Kim asks if he's sure that's the way it's supposed to be 
pronounced.  T.T. replies, "Sure I'm sure!  Brandy told me today.  And she's 
a nurse!  It means just what it says."  He tells them it works like a charm 
and that a few toys also help perform it better.  After hearing the news that
it works like a charm to snap someone right out of boredom, Marc takes off. 
He says, "If this works like you say it's gonna work.. I know just who to try
it on."  Still puzzled, Kim asks, "Are you guys sure we're talking about the
same thing here?"  "Trust me.  Brandy's a nurse," he reminds her then says 
he's going to visit another nurse, Viper, to try it on her.  When he leaves,
Kim says, "You know, something doesn't sound right here.."  Peter tells her,
"Are you kidding?  Guys are never wrong about things like this.  Trust me. 
T.T.'s right on."  He admits that all this talk of the Hindlick Maneuver is
making him horny and tells Kim that she should do something to relieve Nikki
because she still seems shaken up by her sister's close call.  "Is that 
right, Nikki?" Kim asks.  "Do you think I should do something nice to you?" 
She replies, "You're the boss, Kim.  I'll do anything you want."  Taking the 
hint, Peter tells the girls he's going to get some toys and will be right 
back.

- They undress and kiss eachother but the position they keep the longest is
Peter licking Lois as she licks Nikki.  Lois introduces a dildo and uses it 
in her friend, driving Nikki wild.  Lois is the only one who gets fucked by 
the North pole, in doggie and mish.  There's no anal, but Lois does lick 
Nikki's asshole and rubs her nipple over it.  They dirty talk eachother and 
are into it well enough.  Peter ends up cumming on Lois's stomach (just a 
little less than the typical cumshots he usually gives).  Fairly lengthy 
scene with a lot of nice close-ups of penetration.

"Oh Kim, you licked my ass so good," Nikki moans.  Kim replies, "Yeah and 
your ass drove me crazy."  Peter says, "Told you!  Guys are never wrong about
things like this.  T.T. knows what he's talking about.. the good ol' Hindlick 
Maneuver!"  They all chuckle.  "Well, any more maneuvering like that and I 
don't think I'm gonna live to tell about it," says Kim.  Then she says she 
also wants to go see Viper and tells Nikki she's going along with her.  "I 
hope Marc's gonna have as good a time as you're gonna have!" Peter grins.

Over at Gina (Jamie Lee)'s house.  After visiting her, Marc can't help but 
feel that there's something wrong.  At first she says it's nothing but later
tells him she just can't seem to get interested in anything anymore.  Marc 
says he knows exactly what she's suffering from and has the cure for it.  He
comes up with some story about how he had a discussion with a medical 
researcher who told him about ennui: weariness and dissatisfaction resulting
from inactivity or lack of interest - boredom.  "That's it, that's exactly 
it!" Jamie tells him then asks what the cure is.  "Well," Marc tells her.  
"He said it had something to do with the Hindlick Maneuver."  "What's that 
and are you sure?"  "Trust me, Gina.  He says it's infallible."  If she 
wants, maybe he can help her out.  After coaxing her a bit, Jamie says, "Ok,
let's try it.  I mean, even the name's exciting!"  He pulls her dress down 
and says, "First we start by exposing your breasts.."  Then you know what 
that leads to.  :-)

- Jamie Lee seems like a really sweet girl and has a hard-edged appeal that 
usually brings out a nasty side to her in her sex scenes and, as always the 
case with her, it's a good thing.  Even when she gives head there's a lewd
way about her that makes you know she just loves doing it, that she just 
loves to please.  She and Marc do doggie (more facial close-ups), then a mish
then she crosses one leg over (sort of getting into the spoon position) after
Marc tells her, "There's only one thing we gotta do, baby" (meaning, the 
Hindlick Maneuver).  But he just gets past the tonguing and immediately gives
it to her anally (totally defeating the whole purpose of the maneuver - 
unless the editor left that bit on the cutting room floor).  Then he pulls
out and cums in between her asscheeks (not really drenching her hole though).

"It worked, didn't it?" he asks her.  "That sure did!" Jamie replies.  "That
was definitely hot!"  "No more ennui for you today," he says.  "You can say
that again," she smiles and goes for the phone.  Jamie calls up her sister 
and tells her she's got ennui and that she should get it too.  After having
created a monster, Marc takes off instantly.

Over at Viper's.  She, Kim and Nikki are in her basement sitting by some
exercise equipment.  "The what maneuver?" Viper asks.  "The Hindlick 
Maneuver," Kim replies.  "He said it works every time."  "Yeah," says Nikki.
"Especially if you like toys!  Kim fucked me really good today.  It takes
your mind off of things."  Viper says, "You know, Kim... Nikki here has a
really nice ass.  I can think of some things I'd like to do to it."  "Well
that's the reason I brought her along, Viper" Kim tells her.  "I figure that
once we straighten things out about T.T., that we can straighten HER out!"
All excited, Viper tells Nikki she can't wait to stick her tongue up her ass.
Then T.T. shows up.  Kim tells him she and Nikki are getting a little medical
advice from Viper about the maneuver.  "We're getting a second opinion," adds
Nikki.  Viper tells T.T. that she's not really sure she got all of what Kim
and Nikki were telling her but to let the girls show them what they know and
afterwards he can tell them if they're right or not.  "You can sit there and
watch," Viper says.  "Uh," hesitates T.T.  "Maybe I should see you later.."
"Sit there and watch," Viper commands with an aggressive tone.  "Yes m'am,
whatever you say," he says and does as he's told.

- The girls strip and work on Nikki's behind, first giving her the maneuver
then lubing up her pussy to work on it with a dildo.  Viper (here sporting
implants and double-pierced nipples) works four fingers in Nikki's pussy.
Lois then inserts a black dildo and keeps working on her friend for a while
(as Viper works a finger in Nikki's ass) before it's her turn to be tasted.
As soon as T.T. joins in on the fun, Nikki moves over to the side and plays
by herself with a long clear dildo.  Viper briefly gives T.T. the good ol'
Hindlick before he doggies Lois.  They stay in this position for a few more
minutes before he pulls out and cums in Viper's mouth which she spits out.
Viper has a really slutty attitude and looks like she could've let loose a
whole lot more.  When she licks her partners, her eyes seem to roll to the
back of her head as if she's more than consumed in her work.  A hot, but 
not scorching, sex scene overall.

In their relaxed states, Kim asks, "So Viper.. what about the Hindlick 
Maneuver?"  "Total bullshit," she replies.  "It's just another way to get 
into a girl's pants."  "So was he lyin' or what?" Kim asks.  Viper says yes
then looks over at T.T. and asks, "You lied, didn't you?"  "No!  No!  It was
all a mistake!" he tells them.  "Yeah, typical for a man," says Viper.  "You
lied about it and Peter swore to it."  Kim mimics Peter from earlier: 'Guys 
are never wrong about things like this!'.  She says she almost believed it.  
"Well, there's only one thing to do," says Viper.  "If they used you, you use
them.  And at least you can get some pleasure out of it."  The girls giggle.
"You know, Viper," Kim tells her.  "That's the best advice you're ever given
me."  And before she leaves to meet up with Peter and Marc at Peter's house,
she gets Viper to give her the Hindlick Maneuver one more time.

Peter's house.  He and Marc are sitting around talking about the maneuver 
and can't believe they didn't think of it before.  "The wonders of medical 
science!" grins Marc.  "What will they think of next?"  Kim shows up.  "Ah,
the wonders of modern medical science, eh?" she asks, wielding a huge black
dildo.  "I know what *I'm* thinking of next."  "I know what it is.  You've
got ennui," grins Marc.  She replies, "I'll bet you I have a wet pussy."
"The Hindlick Maneuver?" Peter asks her.  She bluntly says, "The Hindlick
Maneuver my ass!  Fuckin' T.T. had it all wrong and you guys swore up and 
down that he was right.  So, just because you guys are so smart and know so
much about it.. you're gonna get to do it to me."  She tells them not to get
any wrong ideas and that the only thing that's coming close to her ass are
their tongues.  The dildo's going to play with her pussy as they undress for
her.

- Lois Ayres seems to hold her own in her sex scenes.  Here, she takes 
control like a pro.  After blowing Peter, she rides him cowgirl for a bit
then Marc climbs up to her face to receive head.  Meanwhile, Peter reaches 
up and squeezes her big natural breasts.  The soundtrack goes out for a while
but when it returns, we see Lois working the dildo in her pussy before Peter
continues doing her doggie style.  The only penetration that Marc gives is
with his tongue in her ass.  At the same time Lois is receiving the maneuver,
she's licking Peter's ass as well (and he really seems to enjoy it).  Marc
ends up cumming near her ass (again, not drenching it) and Peter's loads end
up flying past her face mostly.   

Kim moans, "That was really good.  Maybe T.T.'s on to something."  "Yeah, but
I don't understand," Peter says.  "Is there a Hindlick Maneuver?"  "No," Kim
replies.  "But there is a Heimlich Manoeuvre.  But that is something totally
different that we had nothing to do with today."  They grin.  "Then Brandy
was kidding T.T. and he fell for it!" Marc chuckles.  Both he and Peter 
pretend they knew it was a hoax all along but Kim doesn't fall for it.  "Ok,
we didn't know," Peter says.  "But we had a really good time because of it,
huh?"  Kim agrees.  Marc says, "Well, if that's the case and no one spills
the beans, then I think we can safely say that the Hindlick Maneuver is still
a valid medical treatment.  So, I mean, it's up to us to make sure we show it
to every sexy lady we can meet," (or guy, whatever the case may be.  After
all, Brandy's the mastermind behind their newest sexual technique! :-).  

I like most of Michael Carpenter's movies.  The storylines are silly but fun
while the quality is usually second-rate.  But the sex is quite often first-
rate and loaded with good close-up shots.  Nothing new soundtrack-wise, but
it helps get the feel of how raw the sex is.  The girls are nice to look at
and much more of Brandy and Jamie would've been appreciated.  If you want to
see a porno movie that delivers, check out anything by director Carpenter
(his popular "Hot Tight Asses" series instantly comes to mind).  As for "The
Hindlick Maneuver".. does it really work?  It worked for these folks, it's 
sure to work for you too.  
 

Joey Markham
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