Heather Hunted

From: Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject: REVIEW: "Heather Hunted"
Date: Mon, 03 Nov 97 07:22:35
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HEATHER HUNTED
Vivid Video, 1990.

director: Judy Blue.
running time: 80 mins.

starring: Heather Hunter, Madison, Sunny McKay, Heather St.Claire (also
 'Sinclair'), Mack Stead (Jake Steed), Mike Horner, Rex the Wonder Horse
 (Lance Haywood).

scenes:
- Heather Hunter, Madison
- Madison, Mike Horner ; Heather Hunter joins in
- Sunny McKay, Jake Steed
- Heather Hunter, Jake Steed / Sunny McKay, Heather St.Claire,
  Lance Haywood

rating: 6 / 10
or Imperial rating: 2.45 / 4.00 ["Between 2 and 2.50, rent only if you are
an ardent fan of the particular star/genre featured"]


This is a tale of a roll of film.  But not any regular roll of film, folks.
It seems that a certain senator has engaged in some kind of explicit escapade
and somebody (a voyeur, for one) has taken a few snapshots of the dirty deed.
Now a group of 'bad guys' want to acquire the roll and bribe the poor sucker
for every cent he's got.  The group's leader, Jake Steed, hires an actress
(Madison) to get her hands on the film.  When she obtains it, she decides she
wants more money from Jake for her job well done or she won't hand it over.
So he sends fellow henchman Mike Horner to give her a few words and when she
still keeps quiet, it ultimately costs Madison her life.  With the ham actress
out of the way, Jake, Mike and third partner in crime Sunny McKay, search her
suitcase and come across nothing but lots of clothes, a vibrator, and a tape
recorder.  Jake opens up the vibrator to check for batteries, but the two D-
cells fall out to reveal no hidden items inside of the toy.  Bingo, once Sunny
checks the tape recorder's batteries, she finds nothing but the roll of film.
Unfortunately for them, as soon as they discover their treasure, cops Heather
and Lance rain on their parade and arrest them.  The end.

So, where does box cover diva and top billed starlet Heather Hunter fit into
all of this?  She's just the lonely girl who rents out part of her home (which
looks like a mansion from the outside) to Madison when she goes in search of a
place to stay while on her mission.   Of course, when the two girls get better
acquainted it means having to 'do' eachother.  Even when Mike pays Maddy a
visit and those two end up hitting the sack, horny Heather just can't help but
join in.  The next morning Heather feels this whole roommate situation isn't
going so well and when she goes up to Madison's room to wake her up, she finds
the place turned upside down (from the close-up of Heather's reaction once she
opens the door, you'd think she stumbled across her roomie's body.. but that
isn't the case because Mike took the body with him).  She heads down to the
kitchen to call the cops and at the same time, Jake and Sunny take a trip over
to Heather's (oh yeah, this is *after* they both get it on themselves).  Sunny
would have been a friend of Maddy's to come pay her a visit (and go up to the
room and search for the film even though Mike messed up the place himself
trying to find it) but once the cops arrive, it's all a case of mistaken
identity as they assume Sunny to be Heather.  They inform her about a Jane Doe
homicide they'd like her to check out (based on Heather's call to them and the
missing persons report she made) so the three of them head off.  Jake now 
plays detective and visits Heather, to be able to do his own search now that
Sunny's away.  Heather invites him in and when he finds nothing he prepares to
leave but Miss Hunter just doesn't want to be alone at the moment.  So she
asks him to keep her company (and play a little game of 'find the beaver').
Meanwhile (Heather's scene is intercut with this upcoming threeway), after
Sunny identifies the body as Madison she asks the two dicks (well, ONE dick
really :-) if they could stop by someplace to get a drink.  They end up
renting out a motel room (wow.. that's some detour!) where they get it on.
Once Heather and Lance prepare for a shower and realize Sunny's gone, they
call everything a set-up and head for Heather's.  Just moments before the bad
guys are about to do Heather in, the other Heather shows up and ruins their
plans.  Once Hunter frees herself from Mike's grasp and the three bandits head
out the back, Lance is waiting there for them.  The movie fades out after
St.Claire busts through the front door, spotting a distressed (and naked)
Hunter down by the couch and offering her the shirt (well, vest) off her back
(I don't think the female cops are THAT friendly in my neighbourhood :-).  The
end.

SCENES:

Heather, Madison.  Stairwell.  These two start kissing then Madison goes up
behind Heather and reaches in front to unbutton her blouse, eventually
squeezing her breasts.  Heather has one of the most enticing natural bodies in
porn.  Great natural breasts with tiny nipples that look like Hershey's Kisses
and a very trim figure (some might think anorexic looking but her rib cage
manages to be kept tucked away for the most part) give way to making Miss
Hunter one of the sexiest black women in the industry.  (Ok, so it's all a
case of different strokes for different folks because I happen to find slim
bodies with rib cages that aren't prominent to be extremely alluring). 
Madison's also cute here, pre-tongue and neck piercings (just a nose stud).
She doesn't have that usual goth look because her hair's curled and styled.
As for her boobs, they are medium sized but most likely a first set of
implants installed (not the huge balloons she opted for a year or two later).
They look a little too firm and from some angles you can tell they have that
pouchy look to them.  Anyhow, this scene is sensual at most.  There's brief
finger probing that doesn't get nasty and each girl brings the other to 
orgasm, without loud fake moans.  They look sexy when they assume positions
against the handrail (bringing a leg up and placing a [heeled] foot on it) 
but there are some distracting shadows due to poor lighting.

Madison, Heather, Mike.  Bedroom.  The Mike/Madison pairing starts off like a
master/slave situation.  He taunts and teases her and looks like he's saving
all his energy for later, just teasing himself as well in the meantime.  As he
crawls above her, she tells him she also likes to have the upper hand by being
on top.  He says he likes having the upper hand too then runs a vibrator up
her chest (over her frilly blouse) and to her mouth (as she clenches it, he
reminds her to watch her teeth even though the toy's not on).  He spreads her
legs and eats her, eventually turning on the vibrator and rubbing it on her
clit.  When Madison lets out a few squeals she sounds like a very young girl
(fetish for some?).  When Madison gives him head in return, Mike holds onto
her head and pumps it into her mouth.  She then rolls over on her back and he
climbs over her face and lets her suck him some more, reaching behind (as her
legs are up his chest and her feet by his neck) and rubbing her pussy.  When
they get into a missionary, Mike pumps himself into her rhytmically.  As soon
as he picks up the pace, Madison starts squealing again with an intense look
on her face and even kicking her legs out as if being fucked against her will
(another fetish for some).  Moments later we see Heather opening the bedroom
and shyly walking in.  Once they both notice her, Madison tells Mike, "She
gets lonely" so they have her join in (if you were following a recipe right
now this would be the part where you add the brown sugar).  After Heather
kisses the two of them, she gives Mike some head but has more fun when they 69
(with him on top) and Madison joins Miss Hunter for a double blowjob.  Mike
does missionary with Heather as Madison stays nearby to have her pussy rubbed.
A doggy with Heather follows (the two girls are chest to chest and hug
eachother, though Madison doesn't get poked by Mike's horn) then he cums on
her right buttock, with a shot or two dripping down to Madison's body.  Mike
and Maddy sure worked up Heather because she's breathless!  Slowly raising
herself, Heather pants and grins, saying "I'm not lonely now".

Sunny, Jake.  Bedroom.  They both kiss softly and passionately like lovers.
Sunny slowly undresses (I love the way her trim figure looks as she slides
down her leather mini-skirt) and they continue kissing.  Jake first gives head
to her.  She returns the favour then does a cowgirl on him.  Next up,
missionary (with Sunny's head hanging over the edge of the bed).  The last few
minutes of the scene are dull.  Each of them sit back and masturbate while
staring at the other.  He tells her to turn around and show him her ass, so
she complies by going on her knees and reaching behind to rub herself.  She's
teased too much just eyeing him so she rests down beside him and twirls her
tongue around the tip of his cock as he still strokes his shaft.  After he
cums, she still twirls and takes him in her mouth (she gets a chin-facial
mostly).  This is a disappointing scene for fans of Miss McKay.  It's quite
lukewarm and whomever styled her hair should be fired.  Unfortunately, she
looks a little burnt out with those uncurling curls sticking out every which
way!

Heather, Jake / Sunny, Heather St.C, Lance.  [1] Outdoors.  Heather and Jake
start kissing like lovers.  Once she goes down to her knees and opens Jake's
fly, his folded jumbo dick pops out and she begins to suck on it slowly.  Jake
then returns that lap of luxury (and I do mean 'lap') before Heather steps up
on a cemented level (like that of a flowerbed) and holds onto a tree while
Steed screws her doggy style.  Miss Hunter's got one great, trim body with a
little muscle on her thin arms!  Next is an ok reverse cowgirl when Jake sits
down in a chair then it's back to doggy (her writhes sound pretty genuine to
me) before he pulls out and cums.  It looks like he's cumming the moment he
pulls out and if there was an internal shot, we'll never know.  Heather gets
some down her right leg and arm then tongues his dick and sucks it some more.
She doesn't get a facial, though.
        [2] Motel bedroom.  Scantily clad McKay and St.Claire get a little
friendly standing up by the end of a hallway as lucky Lance rests on a nearby
bed, watching them and rubbing himself.  Sunny teases Heather by tonguing her
pussy over her panties to start with.  She then gets a taste of the real thing
and at that point, Heather glances over at (her real life significant other
[if they're still together to this day]) Lance and smiles in an erotic, almost
"I'm getting some and you're not" way (she is a very pretty girl with some
great tan lines for those inclined).  When the two girls decide to cut poor
Lance some slack, they suck his dick.  Sunny does it first then 69's with him
as the two natural chested dirty blondes share (mostly, Sunny gives head as
Heather licks his balls).  Heather's the only one who gets a dicking in
missionary (while Sunny sits on her face) and doggy positions.  Lance cums on
her ass and the three top off their tryst by bringing their heads close
together to french kiss eachother.

FINAL COMMENTS: This one's a borderline production with poor acting that
brings the fun-filled storyline down.  The sex scenes aren't scorching but the
Madison/Mike brief missionary poke is a mini-sizzler.  Heather Hunter is also
fun to watch (in her second scene, she practically seems reserved and almost
appears to shy away from Mike but then succumbs to him as if she has no
choice).  Heather St.Claire's performance is ok but Sunny McKay fans 
(especially those, like me, who belong in the 'die-hard' category) will be
disappointed.  The color quality seems a little faded (surprisingly for a
company that calls itself Vivid) and some distracting shadows due to bad
lighting doesn't help much either.  Not really a video you must get your hands
on, "Heather Hunted" makes more for a decent rainy-day rental.


Joey Markham
[email protected]