Heetseekers

Date sent:      	Thu, 13 Aug 1998 08:07:00 -0400 (EDT)
From:           	Joey Markham [[email protected]]
Subject:        	REVIEW: "Heetseekers"



(JIM HOLLIDAY'S) HEETSEEKERS
Plush Entertainment, 1996.

directors: B.J. Copperhead, J.B.
approx. running time: 85 mins.

cast: Jill Kelly, Tyffany Million, J.R. Carrington, Missy, Kia, Mark
Davis, Bobby Vitale, Michael J. Cox, Vince Vouyer, Steven St.Croix.

scenes:
- J.R. Carrington (anal), Mark Davis
- Kia, Bobby Vitale
- Missy, Michael J. Cox
- Tyffany Million, Vince Vouyer
- Jill Kelly, Eric Price
- J.R. Carrington (anal), Steven St.Croix


Porn hall-of-famer Jim Holliday narrates this sexvid by first telling us
that what we are about to see is original, never before seen footage.  He
also stresses that this is not a compilation tape.  He's had the title
"Heetseekers" in mind for a long time and refers to this video as an
experiment for his idea.  What is a 'heetseeker', you may ask?  Jim says
that it's a woman, usually blonde (hmm.. why is that?), who's born hot and
proves it onscreen time after time.  So he's had pornmeisters B.J.
Copperhead and J.B. shoot several scenes for him featuring some of porn's
finest ladies, and each scene contains a fantasy element (similar to those
found in many of Holliday's videos) like: nurses, strippers, cheerleaders,
stewardesses, and biker chicks.

SCENES:

J.R., Mark.  Locker room.  J.R. is the blonde and surgically busty
cheerleader with California girl looks (her long straight hair goes down
to her waist.) Mark's a football player decked out in uniform (minus the
helmet) and complete with black markings under his eyes.  Carrington's
also in proper attire (minus the pom-poms), wearing a spandex (or
spandex-like) top, mini-skirt, and sneakers.  She never takes her top off,
only pulling the front down to let her gargantuan boobs pop out.  Things
start off with a vigorous two-finger pussy probe as J.R. lays with her
back down on a bench.  Already, the continuity isn't smooth and... what is
this.. there's some slow motion??  At least it doesn't last long.  Mark
(completely out of his uniform by now) then uses a pink dildo inside of
her and later gets a taste of the real thing when it's his turn to lay
back down on the bench and have J.R. sit on his face (we get a fairly nice
close-up of his tongue massaging her clit.)  J.R. gives him an eager
enough blowjob in return (with some deep throat) before they do a cowgirl,
with Mark having slipped on a rubber.  They show some close-ups of J.R.'s
face as she dirty talks us, but.. I don't understand a word she's saying. 
Next up, missionary then doggy.  She gets her ass plugged while in the
doggy position, and we get a nice angle of it (they cut to the insertion
shot just after Mark gets the head of his cock in.)  They end the scene
with a facial.  Make that a faked-cumshot facial (Jim lets us know it's
faked - but you can sort of tell anyways.)  J.R. then slurps on Mark's
whatever-coated cock (what IS that stuff they use?  It's edible, for one,
but.. what's the point?  Either get a reliable woodman or film the scene
when they know the guy can fully perform.  Mark Davis is always a reliable
popshooter, so I don't know why they resorted to this.)

Kia, Bobby.  Room with a black platform (the walls around them are also
black).  Jim introduces this scene by saying that Kia is a female dominant
with a twist.  Hmm.. the only twist I find is that this Asian lovedoll
doesn't fit Holliday's "usually blonde" theory of what a heetseeker is. 
Naked Bobby Vitale is sitting on the edge of a platform when in wanders
Kia wearing some silver outfit (her big silicone breasts are exposed). 
After he tongues her nipples, her outfit comes off to reveal a pierced
navel and pierced clitoris (an overall nice looking body).  Kia slightly
looks like an aged Asia Carrera with the same long black hair.  She sort
of has a long face with pouty, but sultry, eyes.  She has a small orgasm
when Vitale eats her out (he also lightly pulls on her clit-ring with his
teeth.  Call me sensitive, but I get kinda jittery when I see stuff like
that.  All it would take is a stronger tug [or just have Max Hardcore
paired off with her] and... RIP!!!)  A brief blowjob follows, then they do
a cowgirl (that starts off with more slow-mo!) So, where's the dominant
mistress theme we're supposed to see?  The only time Kia tells him
something that would count as an act of dominance is while they are in the
missionary position.  She tells Bobby, "You can't cum until you fuck me"
(what he has been doing the last few minutes??) but after sliding his cock
between her breasts for a bit he unloads on her chin, bottom lip, and neck
area.

Missy, Michael.  Missy plays a stewardesses and Jim introduces this scene
as taking place 'after the flight'.  Michael might be the pilot or her
lover (or both) and they are either in a compartment on first class or in
their living room at home.  Missy does indeed look the part, right up to
her hat (which falls off during their doggy poke) with her hair up
underneath.  She has a slim body with small natural breasts (if Jim
Holliday were Jim South instead, they'd be silly cones by now) and moles
all over her body.  She does a little finger sucking, gets eaten out and
probed with his finger, has a little vibrator play.. but this is just an
average scene without the sweet blonde going over the top.  Cox slips a
condom on when he does her in doggy, cowgirl, and reverse cowgirl
positions (he also has a tattoo on his groin but I can't tell what it is)
and ends up splattering her mouth with plumes of cum, getting some in her
hair and one shot nearly hitting her right eye.  

Tyffany, Vince.  Doctor's office.  This scene has nurse Million initiating
sex with doctor Vouyer (who's clean shaven).  Tyff's wearing a white
outfit which she opens to reveal a red bra underneath.  She also has a
stethoscope around her neck (which doesn't stay on long) and once she
disrobes, she has on red panties and a silver studded-like belt.  Standing
around and speaking to the doctor with her body, Tyff asks with a giggle,
"Is your bedpan wet yet?"  Sure enough, it is but he starts off slowly by
giving her shoulders a massage then her nipples a tweak.  He even teases
her further by tickling her pussy and nipples with a feather.  "Take my
temperature with that tongue," she moans after he probes her pussy with
two fingers while massaging her clit.  After his oral examination on her,
Tyff strokes his hard, lubed cock before giving him head.  "Just what the
doctor ordered" and "Best medicine I ever had!" are two lines she gives
while blowing him off (and staring directly into the camera at us.)  Their
condom-clad, desk-top stuffers are done in missionary, doggy, and cowgirl
positions.  The best is mish where Miss Million says "The doctor is in! 
Way in!" and rubs her clit fast, squealing to orgasm.  The scene ends with
a tit-fuck and Vince cums between her breasts.  Jim later says, "They
pulled off another facial between the tits popshot after Jimmy Jacket came
off."  'Facial' between the 'tits'??

Jill, Eric.  Same platform as the Kia/Bobby scene.  Jill (who's supposed
to be a stripper I take it) is wearing a leather jumpsuit with holes cut
out to expose her natural boobs (when Jim introduces this scene he says,
"This is Jill Kelly, the way 'they' used to be.  They being those precious
tits".)  The two lovers are sensually kissing and embracing, to start
things off.  Eric doesn't look much different from his days as Paula
Price's man except for the growing moustache and goatee.  Jill has a
devine looking face topped off with a mane of sandy colored hair (most of
which is put up in this scene) and besides the leather outfit, she's also
got garters, nylons, and leather boots that have laces forming X patterns
several inches long.  She has nice tan lines (as you'll notice in their
cowgirl poke) but they put on a better missionary and doggy stuffer.  This
is not Jill Kelly at her best or nastiest, but she does enjoy having Eric
stick his tongue up her ass as well as squeezing her boobies together for
a tit-fuck (actually, it looks more like he's got his dick ON her
squoze-together boobs rather than in between them.) At any rate, from
there she gets a facial and neck splattering as she looks up at the camera
at us (it's positioned from Eric's point of view looking down at her) and
moans, "Your cum tastes so good" as she continues slurping away on his
cock.

J.R., Steven.  Outdoors (in the background is a lot of wide open space and
a white fence - the same 'ranch'-like area they use in a lot of these
movies.) St.Croix is a radical biker boy whose spark plugs have failed. 
As he's trying to work on his motorcycle, along comes Miss Carrington
wearing jean shorts, a pearl necklace, and a white top with sleeves but
the front part she ties to cover her boobs (I guess this is the biker
chick theme?).  "Hey baby, looks like you're having a little problem with
your bike," she greets him.  "I'm not getting any spark in the plugs," he
tells her.  She softly says, "Oh, well.. I see a nice spark right here"
and rubs him.  That automatically leads them to a french kiss.  This is
definitely the hottest scene of the tape.  From the eager blowjob complete
with a lot of spitting ("You're cleaning my pipe so well," he says.  "It's
my specialty," she replies) to the eager pussy eating session to J.R.
laying with her back down on the bikeseat as her head hangs down on the
other side of the bike, the action is enthusiastic.  Steven starts
thrusting into her (pulling out slowly, but ramming in quickly) and she
says, "Ooh.. you're such an animal!"  They move their mish onto a blanket
on the grass.  The heat level starts to simmer down, but once he performs
anal on her (no condom and no insertion shot, but nice close-up) they get
back on track. When he pulls out to cum, two shots fly past her head and
the rest dribbles down to her chest, a drip on her face, and some on her
panties, which she had parted to the side the whole time.  Catching his
breath, Steven tells her, "You're right.  I definitely do have a spark." 
She giggles and they kiss again.

Overall, the quality of this video is excellent but some continuity in the
scenes is lost due to minor editing glitches.  A director can be heard
three times in the final scene, but it's the hottest of the bunch so that
can be overlooked.  As for the scenes, what we often see during the course
of them is the performers instantly in their different positions without
watching them actually get into them (either by cutting to them or fading
in on them; which I guess is good for those who just want to see sex
without the in-betweens.) We don't know which ones were directed by J.B.
or B.J. Copperhead but one thing's for sure; one of the directors makes a
point of getting the starlets to look directly into the camera as if
making them appear to be 'doing it' to us (as you'll notice in the first
and last scenes with J.R., each were clearly directed by the two different
guys because of their dissimilar styles.)  A decent production that only
contains boy/girl pairings, I'd say this tape is geared more towards
couples than hardcore raincoaters.


Joey Markham ([email protected])