Heavenly Yours

From: Joey Markham ([email protected])
Subject: REVIEW: "Heavenly Yours"
Date: Tue, 13 May 1997 12:12:07 -0400 (EDT)




*Note to Rebecca Lord fans: her name appears prominently on the box
with all the other cast members, yet she only appears in a very brief cameo.


HEAVENLY YOURS
director: F.J. Lincoln.   Metro/Cal Vista, 1995.
running time: 74 minutes.

cast: Lisa Ann, Sindee Coxx, Vanessa Chase, Channone, Jon Dough, Alex
 Sanders, Nick East, Elon Disere; Rebecca Lord (non-sex).

rating: 6.5 out of 10 stars (or Imperial rating: 2.75 / 4.00)


Lisa Ann is happily married to Alex Sanders, but her dead ex-husband Jon
Dough keeps popping into her mind.  Sindee Coxx, Lisa's best friend, tells
her to go on with her life and says that Jon was a creep who always used
to frolic around with other women (one of whom shot him to death, in an
act of jealousy, as he was fooling around with someone).  One day, Sindee
reveals that Jon actually had a child with a hooker (Vanessa Chase) when
he was married to Lisa and this sends Miss Ann searching for answers.
Once she is clued in on that mysterious part of her ex-hubby's life, she
has an imaginary fuck with Jon then finally puts him in the past.

(Scene 1): Channone, Jon Dough

- As the opening credits roll, Jon is shooting pool as Eurobabe Channone
slowly strips down to her skin.  Channone has a pretty face and a slim
figure, but dons a set of silicon tits.  She isn't wearing her extension
and looks a little butch, but she still has a feminine charm that makes
her look very graceful.  They give eachother head, get into a lengthy
doggy poke followed by a missionary-anal (no condom).  There are some
nice close-ups.  Jon pulls out of her ass and cums nearby it, more on her
cheeks as her butt sticks out (in missionary position).

(Scene 2): Lisa Ann, Alex Sanders

- Sultry Lisa Ann looks more like a catalog model than a pornstar.  Once
undressed and laying down on a bed, she gets on top of Alex and rubs her
pendulous boobs on his back (she feels the sensations but I doubt he's
getting anything from it).  They get into oral sex, then some pretty hot
missionary and doggy action (in doggy, you can see the sag marks under
her boobs - sigh).  Alex ends up shooting his load between her breasts.

(Scene 3): Lisa Ann, Sindee Coxx

- This girl/girl starts off sensually, and barely generates much heat but
is more a waste of resources than anything else (especially in Sindee's
case; this being her only scene).  Both girls are sexy with cute dimples
too, but alas.. there's nothing special about this lez sequence.

(Scene 4): Vanessa Chase, Nick East, Elon Disere

- Vanessa's hair looks like a mussed up wig but she performs like a randy
little tart.  Nick dirty talks her a bit as she gives frenchman Elon a
sloppy blowjob, then they get into a decent double penetration.  They end
up cumming on her face and in her mouth (Nick has to have one of the
weakest popshots in the jizz bizz ever - why does this guy keep getting
work?).  Vanessa's a young girl who barely looks (and sounds) a day over
eighteen, but she has looked much better.  She's also vocal and her screams
sometimes sound a little scratchy but it looks like she loves it rough.
Overall, a decent scene that's hot in spots.

(Scene 5): Lisa Ann, Jon Dough

- This scene is supposed to take place outdoors on some rooftop of a 
building.  But the extremely fake background has to be one of the worst
quickie set-ups I've ever seen.  Anyhow, this scene is partly 'mysterious'
due to the fact that Jon's a dead guy, so the backdrop sort of makes for
an imaginary atmosphere (still, it's drop-dead fake).  They start kissing,
then get into oral sex, then do a decent doggy followed by a nice reverse-
cowgirl (Lisa doesn't have meaty labia, but she's got a nice bald pussy).
Jon pulls out from that position and jerks himself to a cum (did he shoot?
Hardly looked like it).

Patti Rhodes wrote the story for this one.  What was she thinking?  It's
about as lame as a disabled limb.  There aren't any set-ups for the sex
scenes (except the girl/girl) and the acting is close to horrible.  Lisa,
Sindee, and Channone looked great, Vanessa looked tired, and Rebecca Lord
looked burnt out (and she only had a ten second cameo!).  Tiny brunette
bombshell Lisa Ann is a decent enough performer with a gorgeous face but
implants that are too big for her frame.  Vanessa and Channone provide the
more seemingly nastier scenes but Lisa's voluptuous manner proves more
demure (but still hot).  If you watch this one, keep that remote handy
and fast forward through the dialog.  Not a great show, my only guess as
to why F.J. Lincoln directed "Heavenly Yours" is that the devil probably
made him do it.


Joey Markham
[email protected]