Get Lucky

Date sent:        Fri, 25 Oct 1996 17:39:17 -0400 (EDT)
From:             Joey Markham 
Subject:          REVIEW: "Get Lucky" 

GET LUCKY
director: F.J. Lincoln.   Nitro, 1996.
cast: Houston, Lovette, Kimberly Kummings, Laura Palmer, Shannon Rush, Carol 
  DuBois, Randy West, Vince Voyeur, Jack Hammer, Alex Sanders, John Decker.
running time: 78 minutes.

sex scenes:
- Lovette (anal), Randy West
- Kimberly Kummings (dp), Vince Voyeur, Jack Hammer
- Houston, Lovette
- Laura Palmer, Shannon Rush, Alex Sanders
- Houston, Vince Voyeur
- Carol DuBois, John Decker


The movie opens up on a couple (Lovette, Randy West) having bedroom sex.  We
find out about it later, but she's an adult movie star named Cara Cain and 
he's Marvin, a porno movie producer.

- Lovette and Randy are making out with lots of breast kissing and pussy
fingering.  Lovette's a petite, busty (fake) blonde with a long, somewhat
distinguished looking face and quite the insatiable sexual appetite.  Randy
lays her down on her back as he eats her out, in which she is quite 
responsive.  "I wanna suck your cock," she tells him.  "You do, eh?" he
says.  "Just so happens I got some cock for ya.  What a fucking coincidence."
(He doesn't say it sarcastically, more like in a sexually pent-up manner).  
Lovette sucks him off, complete with spitting and ball sucking.  Then they
move on to fucking doggie style, which is quite hot actually.  Lovette lays
on her back next as Randy slowly inserts his dick inside of her anally.  She
is still semi-vocal (but not to the point of overdoing it) and then she tells
him she wants him to cum all over her titties.  So he pulls out and showers
her chest with cum, which she smears all over her breasts.

Later, while trying to sleep, Cara nudges Marvin and tells him he left the tv
on.  "Why don't you go turn it off?  I'm sleeping", he tells her.  Then she
pushes him off the bed.  Frustrated, he asks her, "Why do *I* have to shut it
off?".  She replies, "You're the one with the dick, Marvin.  I'm the one with
the pussy.  Do I have to draw you a picture?".  So he takes a golf club (???)
and goes downstairs.  He goes into the kitchen and bumps into gun-toting Lucky
Chance (Houston).  [Huh?  What happened to him shutting off the tv and why'd
he need a golf club for protection - it's not like he knew Lucky was coming]. 
Anyhow, Lucky has broken into Marvin's house and holds him up at gunpoint.  
She says she's there to collect the two hundred thousand dollars he lost on a 
pony the other month.  In addition to that, there's also the fifty thousand he
personally lost to her boss, Mr.Longo (Jack Hammer), on last year's Super Bowl.
Marvin says he was going to pay Mr.Longo with some money he got from his 
investors for the latest movie he made.  So Lucky says they'll go to the bank 
and get the cash the next day, then she'll split.  He tells her there's one 
little downside, however.. he spent all the money.  Lucky tells him that 
Mr.Longo insists she either have the cash or his ears on a stick.  Enter Cara, 
who immediately tells Marvin that he should make this Longo guy a business 
partner in his next production.  Then she greets Lucky, who tells her she was
great in that movie she saw, 'Flesh Eaters'.  Getting back to business, Lucky
tells Marvin that Mr.Longo's always wanted to be in the movies, as well as she.
Marvin says that he's got a great script but there's only one major star out
there who could play the lead role - Hugh Grande (John Decker - who looks
nothing like mainstream's Hugh Grant).  However, he adds that Hugh's a little 
difficult to find.  Plus, being a big star, he'd ask for a lot of money that
he just doesn't have.  "I don't see a problem here," Lucky smiles.  "We set
up a meeting, we make him an offer."

Over in Florida, at Mr.Longo's place.  He's sitting outside by a table 
working on some papers when his right hand man Vinny (Vince Voyeur) approaches
him and asks for some money and says it's been a while since he got paid.
Mr. Longo shows Vinny the figures he's tabulating and says they're so low he
can't even pay himself for that week alone.  But he tells him not to worry
because Lucky should be back soon enough with the money.  In the meantime,
he tells Vinny to take one of the fake credit cards that got sent to him from
New York and to go get a callgirl who will do them both.  Vinny gets right to
it and later on he brings a girl (Kimberly Kummings) back to Mr.Longo's place.

- They're in a bedroom as the guys stand on both sides of Kimberly, touching
her as she slowly undresses.  She tells them, "I want to fuck the shit out of
both of you" then Vince forces her down to give him head as heavily tattooed
Jack hammers her from behind.  Kimberly's a pretty brunette with small
enhanced breasts that look ok.  She's a dirty talker, too.  Minutes later,
they hop onto a bed and the guys switch places.  Eventually, she flips over
for a mish then after that they do a double penetration.  Underneath, Jack
asks her, "You like it?" and from behind, Vince pulls her hair and says, "I
can't hear you!  What'd you say?" and gets her to tell him she likes his cock
deep inside her ass.  She gradually cums.  Later, Vince pulls out and cums 
all over her ass and then in mish, Jack pulls out and shoots all over her
belly.  Kimberly's treated like a slut in this scene, but it's more in the
words than in the action.

Later on.  Longo's on the phone with Lucky and asks her if she got the money.
He hears her out then says he doesn't think it's a good idea to take part in
Marvin's movie.  "You get my fuckin' money or Marvin's ears.  Are you 
listening to me?" he asks.  "You're my collector, not a movie producer".
He goes on to say that he's never heard of Hugh Grande.  Aggravated, he spells
it out to her - he wants his M-O-N-E-Y, then throws the phone down (Jack 
Hammer may have that mean, tough guy look, but he doesn't play the part very
well).  So Longo tells Vinny he's on the next flight to the West Coast.  
"What do you want me to do, boss?" Vinny asks.  "Get Lucky," he replies.

Lucky and Cara are in the kitchen again, just hangin' out.  Cara talks about
how making movies and getting really big stars like Hugh Grande isn't as easy
as she might think it is.  Cara thinks she should let Marvin handle their 
meeting with a movie mogul (Alex Sanders) the next day.  "I don't sit on the
sidelines," says Lucky.  "When I want something I just go ahead and ask".
"Do you always get what you want?" asks Cara.  "Sooner or later."  "And... is
there something you want right now?"  "No question."  "Are you going to get
it?" asks Cara, getting frisky.  "Yes," replies Lucky and they kiss.

- This scene is more sensual than anything (so if you don't like g/g scenes,
you won't miss anything if you FF through it).  They fondle and suck 
eachother's breasts then pussies.  They don't do a 69, but they hop onto the
kitchen counter to rub pussies together (in the scissors position).  At one
point, Lovette orgasms while Houston fingers her - the only real climax that
is reached here.  Both girls are pretty, but this scene is pretty basic.

The next day.  Lucky and Marvin meet up with movie mogul Carl, who puts down
Marvin's last movie 'Skin Crawler 3'.  Lucky interjects by telling him that
she and Marvin have a movie idea that will make him a very wealthy man and
what they need from him is his money, not a runaround.  "What I am trying to
say Carl," she says, "is that this is gonna be one of the hottest movies made
this year.  And I'm gonna show you the scene that will knock the roof off 
every theatre in this country."  She begins to set the scene for him: a mob
chick turned movie producer sends a couple of babes into the movie mogul's
office (meanwhile, two girls - Laura Palmer and Shannon Rush - enter the room
and stand on either side of Carl, sticking their breasts in his face).  
Continuing the little scenario, Lucky says that as the girls lay their bodies
all over the mogul, he doesn't know what to do.  He wonders if the upstart
producer's gonna blackmail him to get the dough for the flick but he thinks
what the hey, he deserves a little action.  He works hard all day giving 
people his money, why not have a little relaxation?  "Of course," Carl smiles
as he enjoys the company of both women.  "Why not?"  So Lucky snaps her 
fingers and both girls back away.  "Hold that thought Carl," she tells him.
"We need to make a little deal here."  At first he's upset but then he makes 
a deal with them under one condition: they have to have Hugh Grande - no 
actor, no money.  "Can I fuck now?" he asks.  "Be my guest," she smiles and
both she and Marvin leave Carl to his business with the two girls.

- The girls undress Alex then Shannon gives him head as Laura plays with her
behind, rubbing her pussy.  In a close-up of Shannon's face, she looks so
much like Devon Shire when she looks up into Alex's eyes but in all other
shots, Shannon looks different.. somewhat Asianesque.  I've never seen that
television series Twin Peaks from long ago, but the question they asked back
then was "Who killed Laura Palmer?".  Well, I have never seen her so I have
no idea if there's any resemblance but the Laura Palmer HERE is alive and
kicking (and doing much more than the Twin Peaks character ever did on tv 
:-).  Anyhow, both girls eventually share Alex's cock and their moans prove
they're very hungry for it.  Alex then doggies both girls; Laura first, then
Shannon (hot - she can get quite vocal).  To end the scene, both girls go
down on their knees to catch Alex's load but most of it dribbles down past
their waiting tongues.  Not a very inspiring threeway but it has its moments.

Later that night.  Lucky returns to her hotel suite to find Vinny sitting in
her bathtub.  He tells her Mr.Longo wants his money and she says she needs
another day.  He says he's gotta take the last flight out of town and that he
either has the money or two sets of ears; hers and Marvin's.  She says all
she needs to do is sign a major movie star to the picture, the next day.
When she begs for him to call Longo and tell him there'll be a delay, Vinny
asks, "What's in it for me?"  "Are you kidding??" she asks.  "What's in it
for you??  Cash and sex!  Every woman out there will want to fuck you if she
even connects you with the film industry."  He thinks about it but tells her
he didn't book a room to stay in.  Letting him know he can stay with her she
tells him, "Vincent, it's a suite.  Be my guest!"  Then he asks her slyly,
"Is it hard for a guy to get good room service around here?"  "What's room
service got that.. I don't have?" she asks and disrobes, making her way into
the tub with him.

- Houston starts by standing in front of Vince, who's sitting, and shakes
her ass in front of his face.  He dives in 'head first' (sorta speak) and
starts tonguing her pussy and tugging on her labia.  She gives him head in
return then they fuck doggie style.  Houston's a pretty woman with short
hair (after she chopped off the braids she had when she first entered porn),
a medium-sized boobjob and freckles all over her chest, shoulders and back.
They do a mish (Houston has a nice body without ribs that stick out when her
back is slightly arched) then Vince pulls out and cums on her pussy.  Decent,
but not all that hot.

The next day.  Lucky has a meeting with Hugh Grande, who tells her he likes
her ideas but he's not sure if it's right for him.  "So we'll make changes,"
she says.  "Whatever you want, you get."  He suggests bringing in his own
set of writers to incorporate her ideas.  He's not sure about the idea of the
lead character falling for the mob chick turned producer.  Lucky fills him in
on the reasoning behind that; this mob chick thinks he's the sexiest man on
the planet and not only does she want him in her movie, she wants him in her
bed too.  "Yeah, but..." Hugh asks.  "Does she respect him?"  "Respect him??
She worships him!" and then we segue into the actual filming of that 
particular scene where the mob chick (played by Carol DuBois) begs for the
big star to be in her movie - in more ways than one.

- Carol and John are kissing on a couch.  Carol has very short black hair,
small breasts and a petite body but a big sexual appetite.  Both she and John
have tattoos on their bodies.  Anyhow, she sucks his nipples first before
lowering herself to his dick, which she sucks quite enthusiastically.  The
only problem here is John.  He's not as into it as she is.  She looks like 
she wants it rough and hard, but he gives it to her slowly (they should've
paired her up with Rocco Siffredi, that would've worked wonders :-).  Anyhow,
they do a doggie and a mish (her butt is lifted on the arm of the couch as
her back is arched) then he pulls out and cums on her stomach.  Carol 
should've been given more scenes and a more energetic partner.  (I'm sure
she felt like decking John once the scene was over :-).

"And... CUT!!" shouts Marvin, wrapping things up.  He compliments Hugh for a
job well done and sends the movie crew home.  Lucky tells Marvin she was just
on the phone with Mr.Longo, who said he'd like to invest in their movie.
"Think we could do a sequel?" she asks.  Everyone jumps up and shouts "YES!"
(dumb ending).

According to the credits, it took two guys to write the script for this movie.
Other than that, this movie has ok production values overall.  The girls look
great, but could've performed much better.  The acting's bad for the most 
part (not that we've come to expect great acting talent in most of the porno  
movies out there) and if you rent this video, you won't be all that impressed
even though it is hot in spots.  Director F.J. Lincoln didn't get lucky this
time around.  


Joey Markham